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Grub   06-04-2003 at 10:29:36 PM

My wife left to visit her family for the week. I miss her already...(sigh) I know what you guys are thinking, but I have the girls with me, and I have class immediately after work every night this week except for Friday. On friday I start my homework and by Sat night I'm done.
THe only fun thing I'm doing this week is going to a concert Saturday night. I'm going with a friend of mine to see "This day and Age" THey have a website <A HREF="http://www.thisdayandage.com" target="_new">http://www.thisdayandage.com</A> Half of that band plays in my band. So until Sat night its no Anne, no fun, no love...At least the Stanley cup and NBA Finals are on...

Shirley McClain "...and then I saw a bright light..I think I was in heaven. It turns out, that everyone there is Dutch...even God..."

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Auburn9698   06-04-2003 at 10:33:18 PM
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Dry it up. Having the wife gone during the Finals and Cup is perfect timing, dude! Cheers!

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jmycal   06-04-2003 at 10:36:40 PM
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rearrange a room while she is gone.

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Auburn9698   06-04-2003 at 11:00:58 PM
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Think about it this way...if there's no woman there, there's nobody to change the channel to Lifetime with the score 97-97 and 5 seconds left, thus entitling her to a fresh black eye.

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Anonymous   06-04-2003 at 11:25:24 PM
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That sounds a little extreme, how about a pink eye?

The second I saw this thread's title the word "Adultery" popped into my head. I need to grow up.

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dhlucke   06-05-2003 at 12:17:22 AM
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I get the distinct feeling that you have a good story behind that one.

Spill it...

<b>Is Nvidia cheating?</b>

<A HREF="http://www.extremetech.com/article2/0,3973,1086025,00.asp" target="_new">Extremetech says YES!</A>
<A HREF="http://www.theinquirer.org/?article=9648" target="_new">Futuremark says YES!</A>

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Auburn9698   06-05-2003 at 12:37:47 AM
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Come on man, the black eye thing was obviously a joke. Everybody knows ya don't bruise em where anybody's going to see it.

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melb_angel19   06-05-2003 at 01:43:29 AM
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awww you poor thing *hugs*
I'm going away with my family for 10 days at the end of June...without PooBaa *sighs*
10 whole days without him! :frown:
Me thinks he'll play Freelancer the whole time and not even realise I'm gone! lol

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lhgpoobaa   06-05-2003 at 01:54:21 AM
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I will too notice! The number of BJ's will go down! roooaarrrrr :)
*hugs*

<b>My PC is so powerful it it makes a 286-16 look slow!</b> :lol:
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dhlucke   06-05-2003 at 01:57:47 AM
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Go down to what?

<b>Is Nvidia cheating?</b>

<A HREF="http://www.extremetech.com/article2/0,3973,1086025,00.asp" target="_new">Extremetech says YES!</A>
<A HREF="http://www.theinquirer.org/?article=9648" target="_new">Futuremark says YES!</A>

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lhgpoobaa   06-05-2003 at 02:02:53 AM
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uhhh... errrr... zero? :D yeah... zero... thats right.

<b>My PC is so powerful it it makes a 286-16 look slow!</b> :lol:
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Auburn9698   06-05-2003 at 02:12:11 AM
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Is zero a decrease? Or the same?

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lhgpoobaa   06-05-2003 at 02:16:10 AM
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definately a DECREASE
biiiiig decrease

<b>My PC is so powerful it it makes a 286-16 look slow!</b> :lol:
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melb_angel19   06-05-2003 at 02:16:59 AM
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It better go down to zero or angel will kick some ass when she gets back!!!!!!!!
:tongue:
...unless he can reach himself of course :wink:

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Auburn9698   06-05-2003 at 02:19:54 AM
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I bet she give em WHILE you're playing Freelancer, doesn't she? Gets down under the desk.....Whoo-hoo!

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dhlucke   06-05-2003 at 02:20:45 AM
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What could be so important to interupt your intensive BJ schedule with Poobaa?

This is outrageous. You should stay home.

<b>Is Nvidia cheating?</b>

<A HREF="http://www.extremetech.com/article2/0,3973,1086025,00.asp" target="_new">Extremetech says YES!</A>
<A HREF="http://www.theinquirer.org/?article=9648" target="_new">Futuremark says YES!</A>

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lhgpoobaa   06-05-2003 at 02:21:41 AM
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yeah too right! 10 days! really! lol

<b>My PC is so powerful it it makes a 286-16 look slow!</b> :lol:
<A HREF="http://www.picturetrail.com/master_poobaa" target="_new">PooBaa's Pics!</A>

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melb_angel19   06-05-2003 at 02:28:41 AM
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awww I'm sorry! lol


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<b><font color=purple>Angel's Photo Album</b></A></font color=purple>

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lhgpoobaa   06-05-2003 at 02:37:53 AM
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I cant comment on that :smile:

<b>My PC is so powerful it it makes a 286-16 look slow!</b> :lol:
<A HREF="http://www.picturetrail.com/master_poobaa" target="_new">PooBaa's Pics!</A>

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melb_angel19   06-05-2003 at 02:54:34 AM
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Hmmm...would an innocent angel get under the desk and suck?

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Auburn9698   06-05-2003 at 03:00:46 AM
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Good question. Never seen an innocent angel around here, though. Gotta look elsewhere.

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lhgpoobaa   06-05-2003 at 03:33:48 AM
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ROFL.

<b>My PC is so powerful it it makes a 286-16 look slow!</b> :lol:
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eden   06-05-2003 at 04:15:56 AM
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I'm pretty whatever remnant BJs that didn't amount to the zero after her leaving, are attributed to the hamster.

Hammie does same-sex sex too ya know!

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Auburn9698   06-05-2003 at 04:26:04 AM
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Damn, that's really slamming poobaa's manhood size.

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eden   06-05-2003 at 04:30:34 AM
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Careful, it even bites!

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Grub   06-05-2003 at 06:09:11 AM
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Hey!!! Refocus!!! THis thread is about ME and only ME!!!

and Hamsters...
and Aussiezors...
and aw whatever...goodnight...

Shirley McClain "...and then I saw a bright light..I think I was in heaven. It turns out, that everyone there is Dutch...even God..."

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lhgpoobaa   06-05-2003 at 06:24:09 AM
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Why? Dont u get BJ's while gaming too?
I shold hope so! Center of a stable relationship!

<b>My PC is so powerful it it makes a 286-16 look slow!</b> :lol:
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dhlucke   06-05-2003 at 06:30:15 AM
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BJ's at the computer were always a hint to get off the computer or get the camera rolling.

<b>Is Nvidia cheating?</b>

<A HREF="http://www.extremetech.com/article2/0,3973,1086025,00.asp" target="_new">Extremetech says YES!</A>
<A HREF="http://www.theinquirer.org/?article=9648" target="_new">Futuremark says YES!</A>

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melb_angel19   06-05-2003 at 06:45:41 AM
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LOL
...think I've lost the rights to my sig now.

<b>THGC's <i>Innocent</i> Angel</b><A HREF="http://angel.fotopic.net/" target="_new">
<b><font color=purple>Angel's Photo Album</b></A></font color=purple>

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dhlucke   06-05-2003 at 06:55:08 AM
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BJ's don't count against you. What were you thinking?!

<b>Is Nvidia cheating?</b>

<A HREF="http://www.extremetech.com/article2/0,3973,1086025,00.asp" target="_new">Extremetech says YES!</A>
<A HREF="http://www.theinquirer.org/?article=9648" target="_new">Futuremark says YES!</A>

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melb_angel19   06-05-2003 at 06:57:37 AM
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Cool!
:smile:

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<font color=purple><b>Angel's NEW Photo Album</A></b></font color=purple>

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dhlucke   06-05-2003 at 07:01:49 AM
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But if you don't swallow....

That's bad! That would count against you.

<b>Is Nvidia cheating?</b>

<A HREF="http://www.extremetech.com/article2/0,3973,1086025,00.asp" target="_new">Extremetech says YES!</A>
<A HREF="http://www.theinquirer.org/?article=9648" target="_new">Futuremark says YES!</A>

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melb_angel19   06-05-2003 at 07:03:28 AM
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ummm...errr...
...no comment?

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dhlucke   06-05-2003 at 07:51:20 AM
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LOL

<b>Is Nvidia cheating?</b>

<A HREF="http://www.extremetech.com/article2/0,3973,1086025,00.asp" target="_new">Extremetech says YES!</A>
<A HREF="http://www.theinquirer.org/?article=9648" target="_new">Futuremark says YES!</A>

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WingDing   06-05-2003 at 10:18:14 AM
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I'm glad you've no comment. It's rude to speak with your mouth full.

My wife is away for two weeks, and my kids are gone for the entire summer. And I seem to have forgotten to put my wedding ring on this morning....hmmmm.....

:eek: My PC is so wonderful it makes Svol seem less than perfect :eek:

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dhlucke   06-05-2003 at 10:51:06 AM
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I hope the neighbors have locked up their pets.

<b>Is Nvidia cheating?</b>

<A HREF="http://www.extremetech.com/article2/0,3973,1086025,00.asp" target="_new">Extremetech says YES!</A>
<A HREF="http://www.theinquirer.org/?article=9648" target="_new">Futuremark says YES!</A>

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WingDing   06-05-2003 at 10:53:52 AM
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They don't have any pets. Not now, at least....*burp*....

:eek: My PC is so wonderful it makes Svol seem less than perfect :eek:

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RobD   06-05-2003 at 11:04:08 AM
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Have you noticed? We've laid off Emma for a while now, and <i>everyone</i> in here goes on about her BJ prowess. Not bloody fair is it?

<font color=blue>It's helemaal Nederlands voor mij</font color=blue>

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WingDing   06-05-2003 at 11:05:53 AM
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We were too distracted by that docking story. But worst of all, I think she really enjoys the attention.

:eek: My PC is so wonderful it makes Svol seem less than perfect :eek:

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RobD   06-05-2003 at 11:08:17 AM
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Doesn't deny all the innuendo about the multitude of gobbles, does she?

...*Takes first step onto some thin ice*...

<font color=blue>It's helemaal Nederlands voor mij</font color=blue>

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WingDing   06-05-2003 at 11:10:43 AM
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......*notes gentle cracking sound*....

And she was rather coy about the issue of swallowing PooBaa's mess too....

:eek: My PC is so wonderful it makes Svol seem less than perfect :eek:

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RobD   06-05-2003 at 11:14:20 AM
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And then there was the issue of PooBaa getting a BJ whilst gameplaying. Hmm.

...*Ice breaks under feet, gentle waves of freezing water lap at feet*...

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WingDing   06-05-2003 at 11:21:29 AM
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She a ho

.....*loud snapping noise...slivers of ice fly*....

:eek: My PC is so wonderful it makes Svol seem less than perfect :eek:

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RobD   06-05-2003 at 11:25:24 AM
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Completely and utterly.

...*Plunges into icy water*...

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WingDing   06-05-2003 at 11:29:35 AM
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I bet her shaft licking technique is excellent.

......*sinks like a rock*......

:eek: My PC is so wonderful it makes Svol seem less than perfect :eek:

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RobD   06-05-2003 at 11:31:43 AM
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I reckon she gargles with it and blows bubbles like all the chicks do in porn flicks.

...*Becomes a 6ft ice cube at bottom of lake*...

<font color=blue>It's helemaal Nederlands voor mij</font color=blue>

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WingDing   06-05-2003 at 11:34:10 AM
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Dude, she is sooooooo gonna kick our asses.

After she's finishes gargling with a thick gobbet of cum, of course.....

.......*awaits fate with air of resignation*......

:eek: My PC is so wonderful it makes Svol seem less than perfect :eek:

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lhgpoobaa   06-05-2003 at 12:24:23 PM
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ROFL. just ROFL.

<font color=blue>Many modern games <b>must</b> be played multiplayer. And those you encounter online are, almost as a rule, <b>complete and utter cockmongers.</b></font color=blue> :frown:

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lhgpoobaa   06-05-2003 at 12:26:59 PM
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BJ freelancer & camera???
Im not that ambidextrous!

<font color=blue>Many modern games <b>must</b> be played multiplayer. And those you encounter online are, almost as a rule, <b>complete and utter cockmongers.</b></font color=blue> :frown:

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