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Grub   06-10-2003 at 03:06:45 PM

I've been writing all my papers about aliens and UFO related phenomenon. Haven't dipped into the B's yet. Maybe the college professors really are from anohter planet?

Here's a good professor story...
On my first day of US history class the professor was trying to impress us with his "deconstruction of romantic historical myth". He said,"And for those of you who think the first THanksgiving was like our traditionally held account, I've got news for you"...To which I immediately replied..."Damn! You mean there was no football game?!?" He didn't even crack a smile....*sigh"

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Auburn9698   06-10-2003 at 03:14:24 PM
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(gasp)

Dammit, what are you going to tell me next, there's no Santa Claus?

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jmycal   06-10-2003 at 03:26:43 PM
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what do you mean santa claus isn't real? :frown:

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WingDing   06-10-2003 at 03:27:28 PM
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Cock Santa is definitely real.

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jmycal   06-10-2003 at 04:04:54 PM
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in that case i don't want any christmas presents

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WingDing   06-10-2003 at 04:05:34 PM
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Consent was never part of the equation.

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viper2211   06-10-2003 at 04:07:21 PM
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You just ruin my whole year lookin forward to waitin for santa

I don't know English

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Auburn9698   06-10-2003 at 04:08:00 PM
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I was trying to come up with something impossible. Yeah, like there's no Santa Claus. Please.

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WingDing   06-10-2003 at 04:11:52 PM
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I think the tooth fairy is a load of bollox. Any time I lost a tooth, I put it under my pillow and waited. I have around 20 teeth under my pillow now (not all mine either) and the bitch still hasn't coughed up. Focking whore.

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Auburn9698   06-10-2003 at 04:18:41 PM
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She heard about Santa's deal and joined the same union he's in, so she expects milk and cookies now. Try that.

Hmm, you put all your teeth under your pillow, as well as some other people's teeth, and it only adds up to about 20? Sounds like some people I saw in the DHR offices when I contracted to the state's IT dept, waiting on their welfare checks.

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WingDing   06-10-2003 at 04:22:18 PM
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I'll give her a good dose of my man-milk.

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Auburn9698   06-10-2003 at 04:32:22 PM
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How did I know that was next? I'm disappointed in your lack of mentioning what the cookies would be, however.

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WingDing   06-10-2003 at 04:34:30 PM
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My mom makes lovely chocolate chip cookies, presented in a basket with a big pink bow.

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Auburn9698   06-10-2003 at 04:36:29 PM
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Yeah, but the bitch refuses to clean the crumbs out of my bed.

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WingDing   06-10-2003 at 04:38:23 PM
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She can suck anything up. Believe me.

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jmycal   06-10-2003 at 05:31:05 PM
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i know, howeve santa porn does exist

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WingDing   06-10-2003 at 06:05:29 PM
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That's why he says Ho Ho Ho all the time.

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jmycal   06-10-2003 at 06:14:11 PM
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i thought that was because he has a harem of hoes in the north pole. the greatest strip/brothel on planet earth

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WingDing   06-10-2003 at 06:15:56 PM
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That's why they're actually called hoes. Santa coined the term. Filthy old bastard.

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jmycal   06-10-2003 at 06:18:42 PM
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santa's hos giving presents to all the bad boys of the world

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Auburn9698   06-10-2003 at 06:21:04 PM
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Except our Dutch friend.

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jmycal   06-10-2003 at 06:26:12 PM
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oh,maybe if he is extra bad santa will reconsider. he should spend some quality time with wingy

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Auburn9698   06-10-2003 at 06:29:03 PM
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The outlook isn't good.

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Grub   06-10-2003 at 06:30:21 PM
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Ewwww...Just thinking about why he keeps all those stockings around...I'm never eating a candy cane again...

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-Nigel Powers, Austin's father

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jmycal   06-10-2003 at 07:33:42 PM
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or where the candy canes have been. ever have a brown and green one?

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Auburn9698   06-10-2003 at 07:35:24 PM
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Do they come in other colors?

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jmycal   06-10-2003 at 08:06:17 PM
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i seen candy canes all sorts of colors, green and red, black and green, blue and green, dunno, maybe it is like the green and purple ketchup

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svol   06-10-2003 at 08:16:43 PM
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About Cock Santa... I still din't get the present he promissed... BASTARD!

My CPU fan spins so fast that it creates a wormhole :eek:

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Auburn9698   06-10-2003 at 09:14:56 PM
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I thought they were just all green and brown and tasted like sh|t.

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jmycal   06-10-2003 at 09:18:38 PM
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only the special ones

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eden   06-11-2003 at 04:00:20 AM
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Hmm, none of you late registered have seen this, but during Xmas time it was hilarious, there was a Cock Santa for real and came to this forum!

One of the major rememberable things of Wingy, like the Old Ms Philips story and the cable turd solution.

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Flamethrower205   06-11-2003 at 08:11:34 AM
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tut tut, svol got so desperate he's turning to wingy.

All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

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WingDing   06-11-2003 at 09:51:58 AM
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And he couldn't even score with me.

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RobD   06-11-2003 at 09:55:22 AM
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Turned you down more like.

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WingDing   06-11-2003 at 10:25:54 AM
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Was it that obvious?

:eek: My PC is so wonderful it makes Svol seem less than perfect :eek:

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RobD   06-11-2003 at 10:31:29 AM
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Well, he is Dutch. He has very high standards. So high, the only person he'll end up copping of with is himself.

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WingDing   06-11-2003 at 10:33:23 AM
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I'm sure his self-help routine would be very interesting.

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RobD   06-11-2003 at 10:35:15 AM
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He'd never be able to stop it, would he?

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WingDing   06-11-2003 at 10:36:14 AM
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Obviously inspired by you then.

.....*ducks for cover*.....

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RobD   06-11-2003 at 10:41:13 AM
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And you in trun inspired me.

...*Blows kiss*...

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WingDing   06-11-2003 at 10:46:39 AM
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......*goes straight to golden showers and water sports*....

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RobD   06-11-2003 at 10:52:34 AM
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...*Furious rubbing under golden cascade*...

<font color=blue>"Ah, its you. Thought I could smell cabbage" - Nigel Powers</font color=blue>

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WingDing   06-11-2003 at 10:54:55 AM
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....*jet turns cloudy*....

:eek: My PC is so wonderful it makes Svol seem less than perfect :eek:

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RobD   06-11-2003 at 11:00:14 AM
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...*Colour also turns from yellow to light brown*...

<font color=blue>"Ah, its you. Thought I could smell cabbage" - Nigel Powers</font color=blue>

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WingDing   06-11-2003 at 11:05:10 AM
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.....*smell changes from ammonia to rotten milk stench*...

:eek: My PC is so wonderful it makes Svol seem less than perfect :eek:

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RobD   06-11-2003 at 11:06:36 AM
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...*Drinks gleefully*...

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WingDing   06-11-2003 at 11:09:49 AM
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....*a foetus emerges, waving cheerfully*....

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RobD   06-11-2003 at 11:12:07 AM
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...*Waves back at the bastard offspring of Svol and Wingy*...

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WingDing   06-11-2003 at 11:23:24 AM
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......*David Hasslehoff also emerges, crooning softly to some screaming German fans*....

OK, this is getting weird.

:eek: My PC is so wonderful it makes Svol seem less than perfect :eek:

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RobD   06-11-2003 at 11:37:32 AM
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Actually, I thought it was getting rather interesting. Maybe weird is right though.

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