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scamtrOn   06-17-2003 at 08:31:51 AM

i'm going to make page with that shitt and need some funny or cool shitt. so pitch in

you know you've been on toms too long when you grab the hammer to fix your pc
you know you're a thg addict when your homepage is "http://www.tomshardware.com"
you know you're a freak when you say "lol" instead of actually laughing

well thats all i can think of, but you guys should add to it if you have good ones

<font color=orange><b>bush... in other words a [-peep-]

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Loqutis   06-17-2003 at 08:55:42 AM
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You know youve been on line too long when:
You have QWERTY Keyboard face
You've made over 5000 posts like wusy
It was dark when you logged on and its dark again.
Your CMOS battery's gone flat
Your Norton a/v 2003 has expired



Any day above ground is a good day

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WingDing   06-17-2003 at 09:59:50 AM
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You know you've been on Toms too long when you actually DO find cadavers sexually arousing.

:eek: My PC is so wonderful it makes Svol seem less than perfect :eek:

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lhgpoobaa   06-17-2003 at 10:31:48 AM
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That means by your definition you had been on toms for around 15-20 seconds?

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WingDing   06-17-2003 at 10:33:00 AM
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11 seconds tops.

:eek: Svol is to erotica as Steven Segal is to acting :eek:

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lhgpoobaa   06-17-2003 at 12:39:12 PM
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I know ive been on too long when i actually miss your posts LOL

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skligmund   06-17-2003 at 01:03:31 PM
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You know you've been on Tom's too long when:

You KNOW you know everything about everything,

You start making up problems to see if anyone tries to help you fix them.

You try to overclock EVERYTHING...
How do I overclock my calculator?
How do I overclock my garage door opener?
How do I overclock my speakers?
my dog?
my dishwasher?
ect ect ect

You look at everything and try to figure out how to water cool it.

You start an argument in the 'Other' forum, then start searching websites on google to try to find proof of what you say.

Secretly wish you could have uncomprimised anal sex with Wingding.

Have a square burned into your eyes from looking at the computer monitor too long.

Glad you don't have a life, so you can stay on Tom's forever, and be called the Forum Pervert. :P

I too once had money, then I got into computers...
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<A HREF="http://www.anandtech.com/mysystemrig.html?id=24383" target="_new"> My Rig </A>

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Tom_Smart   06-17-2003 at 01:09:33 PM
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you know you have been on toms too long when........ you use another site and are supprised at the speed then remember you have dsl!!!!!!

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svol   06-17-2003 at 03:32:13 PM
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You know you've been on THGC too long if you got a custom title and/or an insane postcount.

You know you've been on THGC too long if you can remember the Everything Gone Quiet thread.

You know you've been on THGC too long if you actually saw Tom posting (did anyone?!?).

My CPU fan spins so fast that it creates a wormhole :eek:

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jmycal   06-17-2003 at 04:55:13 PM
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lets ressurect the everything gone quiet thread, who started that btw

<b>Le Roi Mort Est Vive Le Roi</b>

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WingDing   06-17-2003 at 04:57:14 PM
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You know you've been on Toms too long when you're still around when Svol gets laid.

:eek: RobD is to shagging as Beckham is to football :eek:

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jmycal   06-17-2003 at 04:57:49 PM
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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :wink:

<b>Le Roi Mort Est Vive Le Roi</b>

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qoop   06-17-2003 at 05:03:12 PM
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You know you've been on Tom's too long when you can remember it being a boy's club

You know you've been on Tom's too long if you can remember Fatburger posting everyday. *sniff* I miss that guy!

<font color=purple>if everyone could just get along, we wouldn't be human<font color=purple>

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jmycal   06-17-2003 at 05:17:41 PM
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found the original
<A HREF="http://forumz.tomshardware.com/community/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&p=219621#219621" target="_new">Everything's gone quiet</A>

<b>Le Roi Mort Est Vive Le Roi</b>

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qoop   06-17-2003 at 05:23:00 PM
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you have too much time on your hands. What ever happened to guys masterbating when they're bored?

<font color=purple>if everyone could just get along, we wouldn't be human<font color=purple>

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RobD   06-17-2003 at 05:24:11 PM
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I'm never bored. Ever. :wink:

<font color=blue>Wingding. The forums genuine resident pervert.</font color=blue>

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WingDing   06-17-2003 at 05:26:57 PM
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.....*stinking, filthy man-muck splashes the computer screen*...

:eek: RobD is to shagging as Beckham is to football :eek:

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jmycal   06-17-2003 at 05:28:58 PM
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the people i work with might mind. my buddy is a big notre dame fan and was at home watching the game with his fiance at the time. anyways he got really horny went to the bathroom and started going to town. notre dame scores a touchdown and his fiance runs into the bathroom and says babe you gotta see this oh. too funny

<b>Le Roi Mort Est Vive Le Roi</b>

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qoop   06-17-2003 at 05:29:23 PM
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ok scratch my last post then. ;)

<font color=purple>if everyone could just get along, we wouldn't be human<font color=purple>

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WingDing   06-17-2003 at 05:33:15 PM
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I think I'll scratch my scrotum instead. The fleas are biting.

:eek: RobD is to shagging as Beckham is to football :eek:

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qoop   06-17-2003 at 05:34:06 PM
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Didn't I buy you a collar for that already?

<font color=purple>if everyone could just get along, we wouldn't be human<font color=purple>

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jmycal   06-17-2003 at 05:34:50 PM
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well that happens when you smear them with rotten meat an feces

<b>Le Roi Mort Est Vive Le Roi</b>

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WingDing   06-17-2003 at 05:36:39 PM
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Yes but my oversized gonads broke it.

:eek: RobD is to shagging as Beckham is to football :eek:

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WingDing   06-17-2003 at 05:37:07 PM
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It attracted RobD as well as a flea infestation.

:eek: RobD is to shagging as Beckham is to football :eek:

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qoop   06-17-2003 at 05:39:27 PM
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I've heard if you wear it around your neck it gets rid of it for your whole body....at least that's where dogs wear them.

<font color=purple>if everyone could just get along, we wouldn't be human<font color=purple>

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jmycal   06-17-2003 at 05:42:11 PM
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kinky into bondage you are i see

<b>Le Roi Mort Est Vive Le Roi</b>

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WingDing   06-17-2003 at 05:42:39 PM
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But that wouldn't cause the delightful strangulation of my testes.

:eek: RobD is to shagging as Beckham is to football :eek:

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basmic   06-17-2003 at 05:43:00 PM
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I don't what's worst...Robd or the flea infestation.

Still, you're a sick, (yet handsome) old stud-muffin, so anything turns Wingy on! :wink:

...*gets lipstick out of pink fluffy handbag*...

<font color=orange><b>Some people don't realise that a mere two hours backing up their data is far quicker than redoing all the work again!</b></font color=orange>

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Grub   06-17-2003 at 05:43:03 PM
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Yoda??? are you there???

"There's 2 things I can't stand, people who are intolerant of other people's cultures...and the Dutch!"
-Nigel Powers, Austin's father

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WingDing   06-17-2003 at 05:45:42 PM
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....*tries to steal lovely handbag*...

:eek: RobD is to shagging as Beckham is to football :eek:

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jmycal   06-17-2003 at 05:47:28 PM
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mean whatever do you?

<b>Le Roi Mort Est Vive Le Roi</b>

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qoop   06-17-2003 at 05:48:10 PM
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oh dear.

<font color=purple>if everyone could just get along, we wouldn't be human<font color=purple>

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basmic   06-17-2003 at 05:49:37 PM
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...*fills handbag with stainless steel anal balls and heavy-duty 18" vibrators, and flutters eyes softly at Wingy*...

<font color=orange><b>Some people don't realise that a mere two hours backing up their data is far quicker than redoing all the work again!</b></font color=orange>

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Grub   06-17-2003 at 05:49:48 PM
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what I was saying, forget now...

"There's 2 things I can't stand, people who are intolerant of other people's cultures...and the Dutch!"
-Nigel Powers, Austin's father

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WingDing   06-17-2003 at 05:50:14 PM
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....*returns handbag, complete with a fresh steaming turd*...

:eek: RobD is to shagging as Beckham is to football :eek:

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basmic   06-17-2003 at 05:53:08 PM
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...*plucks steaming turd, and places it on Wingy's granny's bed for her appreciation and pleasure.*...

Perhaps you would prefer the black jelly variety of dildos? :wink: :smile:

<font color=orange><b>Some people don't realise that a mere two hours backing up their data is far quicker than redoing all the work again!</b></font color=orange>

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jmycal   06-17-2003 at 05:55:03 PM
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i do that sometimes


<b>Le Roi Mort Est Vive Le Roi</b>

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WingDing   06-17-2003 at 05:55:28 PM
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You read my mind.

:eek: RobD is to shagging as Beckham is to football :eek:

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basmic   06-17-2003 at 05:56:37 PM
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You only want the black ones so I feel like I'm shagging a black hole when several are slipped in later tonight.

<font color=orange><b>Some people don't realise that a mere two hours backing up their data is far quicker than redoing all the work again!</b></font color=orange>

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qoop   06-17-2003 at 05:57:42 PM
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it's not hard, put one dead corpse with a wet anus in the picture and you have every thought that's ever been in your head.

<font color=purple>if everyone could just get along, we wouldn't be human<font color=purple>

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WingDing   06-17-2003 at 06:01:31 PM
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NOW WE'LL JUST HAVE LESS OF YOUR FILTH IN THIS FORUM PLEASE!!! :mad:

:eek: RobD is to shagging as Beckham is to football :eek:

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qoop   06-17-2003 at 06:03:22 PM
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try to deny that you weren't thinking of just that!

<font color=purple>if everyone could just get along, we wouldn't be human<font color=purple>

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basmic   06-17-2003 at 06:06:28 PM
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Makes shopping list out for mine and Wingys horny night...

<A HREF="http://nowmailorder.co.uk/now/?&b=item&c=774" target="_new">Fake Fist</A>
<A HREF="http://nowmailorder.co.uk/now/?&b=item&c=1337" target="_new">Super Roy Dildo 49cm/19.5" x 53cm/21"</A>
<A HREF="http://nowmailorder.co.uk/now/?&b=item&c=351" target="_new">Techno Flex</A>
<A HREF="http://nowmailorder.co.uk/now/?&b=item&c=1511" target="_new">Fun Fur Covered Handcuffs</A>
<A HREF="http://nowmailorder.co.uk/now/?&b=item&c=1549" target="_new">Padded Thong</A>

<font color=orange><b>Some people don't realise that a mere two hours backing up their data is far quicker than redoing all the work again!</b></font color=orange>

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scamtrOn   06-17-2003 at 06:08:08 PM
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IIRC the first was made by techie and the secong was made by camie

<font color=orange><b>bush... in other words a [-peep-]

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qoop   06-17-2003 at 06:09:18 PM
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hey Scammy hun...I got another great band for you...I know you'll like it.

<font color=purple>if everyone could just get along, we wouldn't be human<font color=purple>

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scamtrOn   06-17-2003 at 06:09:38 PM
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Quote :

It was dark when you logged on and its dark again.


lmao... umm... i can relate

<font color=orange><b>bush... in other words a [-peep-]

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scamtrOn   06-17-2003 at 06:11:09 PM
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Quote :

You start an argument in the 'Other' forum, then start searching websites on google to try to find proof of what you say.


ROFLMAO yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

<font color=orange><b>bush... in other words a [-peep-]

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scamtrOn   06-17-2003 at 06:11:33 PM
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damn some of these are right on lmao

<font color=orange><b>bush... in other words a [-peep-]

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Grub   06-17-2003 at 06:12:04 PM
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Nobody here has ever done that...cough, cough.....

Hey Scammie... Do you live in Ontario or Yahiko?

"There's 2 things I can't stand, people who are intolerant of other people's cultures...and the Dutch!"
-Nigel Powers, Austin's father

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jmycal   06-17-2003 at 06:13:08 PM
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you forgot the rubber chicken, a$$ exploding 24inch dildo, mayonaise and kitty litter

<b>Le Roi Mort Est Vive Le Roi</b>

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