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melb_angel19   06-17-2003 at 11:43:40 AM
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Where has everyone gone? :frown:
Angel's bored.

<b><font color=purple>Melb_angel: PooBaa's <A HREF="http://www.secretarythemovie.com/" target="_new">Secretary</A></font color=purple></b>

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RobD   06-17-2003 at 11:58:19 AM
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Sorry, work stuff. Done now.

Don't tell me PooBaa isn't there to give you a good spanking again?

<font color=blue>"All right brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But let's just get me through this, and I can get back to killing you with beer" - Homer Simpson</font color=blue>

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melb_angel19   06-17-2003 at 12:20:48 PM
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No he's not! :frown:

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RobD   06-17-2003 at 12:29:26 PM
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How will you cope? Mind, it'll give your cheeks time to recover from the last one.

<font color=blue>"All right brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But let's just get me through this, and I can get back to killing you with beer" - Homer Simpson</font color=blue>

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WingDing   06-17-2003 at 12:29:36 PM
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Had a meeting. I'm a member of the senior management team...*self-important swagger*...

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RobD   06-17-2003 at 12:32:57 PM
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That's not a swagger. That's the DT's.

Hope you're management meetings are a darn sight more interesting than the bollocks ones I have to go to.

<font color=blue>"All right brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But let's just get me through this, and I can get back to killing you with beer" - Homer Simpson</font color=blue>

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WingDing   06-17-2003 at 12:35:04 PM
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Nope. Death by boredom every time. About as productive as the EU Council Of Ministers.

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melb_angel19   06-17-2003 at 12:35:59 PM
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Wingding? Important? YEAH RIGHT!

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RobD   06-17-2003 at 12:37:26 PM
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Why is that always the case? At least when I was a field engineer here, the meetings I went to had a point.

Now it's all buzzwords and bullshit. So many people in our department are just professional meeting attenders. And nothing productive ever comes out of them.

<font color=blue>"All right brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But let's just get me through this, and I can get back to killing you with beer" - Homer Simpson</font color=blue>

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WingDing   06-17-2003 at 12:39:52 PM
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Oooooooh I've really rattled your cage, haven't I?

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skligmund   06-17-2003 at 01:06:04 PM
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Death by boredome eh? I still like 'Death by sterio.'

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Grub   06-17-2003 at 02:16:39 PM
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The only person who gets there way in those meetings is the person with the biggest bladder. THey talk and talk, and they don't care that you just drank a pint of coffee. By the end of the meeting you'll agree to anything just for the chance it might end and you can go to the bathroom.

"There's 2 things I can't stand, people who are intolerant of other people's cultures...and the Dutch!"
-Nigel Powers, Austin's father

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WingDing   06-17-2003 at 02:19:38 PM
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Just as well I was wearing my incontinence pants this morning.

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RobD   06-17-2003 at 02:58:15 PM
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I've sat through meetings like that. Also been sitting there gasping for a good fart. Soon as the meeting as over, out the door and down the stairs toward the exit. While running down them, dropped a really really loud one. Only for my boss to come the other way up the stairs.

<font color=blue>"All right brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But let's just get me through this, and I can get back to killing you with beer" - Homer Simpson</font color=blue>

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WingDing   06-17-2003 at 03:01:51 PM
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I'm sure that helped your request for a pay rise.

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RobD   06-17-2003 at 03:04:09 PM
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Pay rise? What's one of those?

<font color=blue>"All right brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But let's just get me through this, and I can get back to killing you with beer" - Homer Simpson</font color=blue>

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WingDing   06-17-2003 at 03:05:09 PM
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That's the thing I DIDN'T get this year....*sulks*....

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RobD   06-17-2003 at 03:07:59 PM
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That does indeed, suck. Miserable bastards.

<font color=blue>"All right brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But let's just get me through this, and I can get back to killing you with beer" - Homer Simpson</font color=blue>

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WingDing   06-17-2003 at 03:11:34 PM
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Well I did actually get a 4% increase, but that's below the rate of inflation in Ireland, so in real terms I'm actually worse off.

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RobD   06-17-2003 at 03:19:15 PM
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4%! I only got 3.5% combined with an annual bump up the pay scale by a notch.

But I'm still worse off because my opposite number (runs new implementations team) and I have been banned by our manager from getting overtime. Traditionally, we would have done at least 2 Saturdays a month, and that meant a nice bonus in the pay packet each month. But because of our salaries, we are now forbidden. Bitch.

I paid for our honeymoon by taking every bit of OT going, and it traditionally pays for our holidays, replete with spending money, each year. :mad: ...*joins in sulk*...

<font color=blue>"All right brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But let's just get me through this, and I can get back to killing you with beer" - Homer Simpson</font color=blue>

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WingDing   06-17-2003 at 03:21:28 PM
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OK, this is gonna make your misery even worse.

In Hong Kong I was paying 15% tax at the marginal rate, but given my tax allowances and child reductions, I paid a net rate of 8% of my basic salary.

....*cries*....

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RobD   06-17-2003 at 03:26:59 PM
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...*Joins in crying. Looks for jobs in Hong Kong immediately*...

That's like the tax breaks I got in the army. Paid almost bugger all when I was in Germany.

...*Passes Wingy a razor blade*...

<font color=blue>"All right brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But let's just get me through this, and I can get back to killing you with beer" - Homer Simpson</font color=blue>

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WingDing   06-17-2003 at 03:28:43 PM
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Not to mention the sub-tropical climate in Hong Kong, and its proximity to the beaches of Bali and the cesspools of Thailand.

....*slashes wrists*....

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RobD   06-17-2003 at 03:31:31 PM
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I WANNA GO TO HONG KONG!

...*Writes suicide note*...

Damn you British army, why couldn't you have stationed my regiment out there? Bloody bastards. :mad:

<font color=blue>"All right brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But let's just get me through this, and I can get back to killing you with beer" - Homer Simpson</font color=blue>

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svol   06-17-2003 at 03:35:12 PM
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Maybe you need to spank yourselve now PooBaa is not there?

My CPU fan spins so fast that it creates a wormhole :eek:

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WingDing   06-17-2003 at 03:35:40 PM
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Well I'll be applying for jobs there in Q1 2004, want to chat with the missus and see if she'll consider it?

I might also point out that Cambodian girls have the sweetest, firmest little titties imaginable.

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RobD   06-17-2003 at 03:41:11 PM
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...*Bangs head off desk repeatedly*...

Maybe I should try a charm offensive on her.

BTW, do you have first hand experience of Cambodian honies?

<font color=blue>"All right brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But let's just get me through this, and I can get back to killing you with beer" - Homer Simpson</font color=blue>

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WingDing   06-17-2003 at 03:43:39 PM
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Oooooooooooooooooooh yesssssssssssssss.

Quite pale skin compared to some asians, but lovely figures. Wrap one around your cock today.

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RobD   06-17-2003 at 03:51:53 PM
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Right, that's it. Pass that noose for god's sake.

You really have have had relations, as Billy Bragg so monotonously sang, with girls from many nations, haven't you?

<font color=blue>"All right brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But let's just get me through this, and I can get back to killing you with beer" - Homer Simpson</font color=blue>

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WingDing   06-17-2003 at 03:55:25 PM
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Variety is the spice of life. Although I've never indulged in your anal adventures.

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RobD   06-17-2003 at 04:02:32 PM
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I'm humbled by your signature. Truly honoured.

I struck gold with 3 very fine ladies, that's all. I suppose I got lucky during my army days. In an army town you get a lot of women hanging around known squaddie pubs, and we never turned it down.

And my luck here within the first 6 months (5 women) was down to new bloke syndrome. And not being a typical techno nerd from another company.

<font color=blue>"All right brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But let's just get me through this, and I can get back to killing you with beer" - Homer Simpson</font color=blue>

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WingDing   06-17-2003 at 04:07:48 PM
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I've got lots of attention recently because of my new title. So it's time that you got some credit too.

....*applauds RobD's vibrant cock action*....

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RobD   06-17-2003 at 04:21:28 PM
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...*Continual blushing*...

One good turn deserves another, I say...

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WingDing   06-17-2003 at 04:25:39 PM
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Oh God. We've turned this thread into a PooBaa-esque love-in. Shame on us.

....*retches miserably*.....

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RobD   06-17-2003 at 04:29:01 PM
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It's disgusting isn't it. We should be ashamed. How can we redeem ourselves? Who can we pick on?

<font color=blue>Wingding. The forums genuine resident pervert.</font color=blue>

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WingDing   06-17-2003 at 04:31:38 PM
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Svol - too obvious and too easy a target.

Angel - already hit badly today.

PooBaa - definitely. Bloody foreigner.

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jmycal   06-17-2003 at 04:32:50 PM
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how about 101 things you can do with hamsters


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WingDing   06-17-2003 at 04:35:02 PM
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He'd only deny the abuse he inflicts on hamsters. But we all know the real truth.

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Grub   06-17-2003 at 04:36:00 PM
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Awesome...I'll start...

1. You can puree them and use it to put on your pasta....yum

"There's 2 things I can't stand, people who are intolerant of other people's cultures...and the Dutch!"
-Nigel Powers, Austin's father

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RobD   06-17-2003 at 04:37:23 PM
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He pretends that Emma likes to be spanked. But the real truth is that he likes to be tied up naked and beaten with a feather duster while wearing a gimp mask.

<font color=blue>Wingding. The forums genuine resident pervert.</font color=blue>

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jmycal   06-17-2003 at 04:41:25 PM
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my buddy has a gunea pig, cute little thing, and we always like to fVck w/him and hide his gunea pig. great fun. anyways one day he was making stew in a crock pot and ran out to get something from the store. my buddy had an identical crock pot so we moved his to the living room and put his guinea pig in the other one in the kitchen. quite hillarious

<b>Le Roi Mort Est Vive Le Roi</b>

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WingDing   06-17-2003 at 04:41:28 PM
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In an exclusively male environment too. Bloody sicko.

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jmycal   06-17-2003 at 04:42:34 PM
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has emma ever bent poobaa over? :evil:

<b>Le Roi Mort Est Vive Le Roi</b>

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Grub   06-17-2003 at 04:43:39 PM
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2. Get out your RC car and play Grand Theft Auto with them..

"There's 2 things I can't stand, people who are intolerant of other people's cultures...and the Dutch!"
-Nigel Powers, Austin's father

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WingDing   06-17-2003 at 04:43:48 PM
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Only during a fit of greed when she tried to retrieve an undigested Mars Bar from his colon.

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jmycal   06-17-2003 at 04:45:45 PM
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3. today on raoul's wild kingdom we're gonna teach hamsters how to fly, here hammie

<b>Le Roi Mort Est Vive Le Roi</b>

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Grub   06-17-2003 at 04:50:08 PM
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UHF...I've made your favorite...A twinkie-weiner sandwich!!!!

"There's 2 things I can't stand, people who are intolerant of other people's cultures...and the Dutch!"
-Nigel Powers, Austin's father

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jmycal   06-17-2003 at 04:51:24 PM
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look the hamster is a natural suction cup, look it sticks
and hamsters we don't need no stinking hamsters

<b>Le Roi Mort Est Vive Le Roi</b>

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Grub   06-17-2003 at 04:53:59 PM
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You get to drink from the FIrehose!!! yeah!!!

ITs my MOP!!!

"There's 2 things I can't stand, people who are intolerant of other people's cultures...and the Dutch!"
-Nigel Powers, Austin's father

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jmycal   06-17-2003 at 04:57:20 PM
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ghandi II this time he's pissed

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