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Flamethrower205   06-20-2003 at 03:36:16 AM

Ack. Fourth of July we're going over to my dad's colleague's place for a party, and the dude has a few billion, and a garage of just gorgeous cars. Last time he asked me if I wanted to drive em around but I was 14. Now I'm 16 (woopppyyy). However, my parents think I'll kill myself driving, so I am not allowed to drive, don't even have a permit! So once again I get to miss out on this opportunity!!!!!! FACKKKK!!

All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

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dhlucke   06-20-2003 at 03:43:21 AM
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If the guy is cool he'll let you do it while your parents aren't looking but the hot chicks are.

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Flamethrower205   06-20-2003 at 03:54:04 AM
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Good point. Yeah, I think he's pretty cool, I mean last time he made a bet with these guys that they couldn't throw a football over his house (the thing was fvckin huge) and they nearly smashed a window and nailed a car- he was cracking up.

All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

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RichardCheese   06-20-2003 at 04:46:35 AM
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Not fair? NOT FAIR!!!!!!!? Being born with a third nipple and an extremely hairy back is not fair. But I'm not complaining. I feel no sorrow for you sir.

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eden   06-20-2003 at 04:49:00 AM
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You are coming outta nowhere with these, ROFL!

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Flamethrower205   06-20-2003 at 05:20:11 AM
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Hair is a good thing. One of the biggest pissing contestes we have is who is the hairiest! I used to win a lot, but now someone beat me on legs, I'm ashamed! I still got da belly and chest tho. Uh huh!

Well, just something random, today while playing cs I saw a guy who's name was T to da Itty Phuz. hehehehehhe.

All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

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ltj311   06-20-2003 at 06:48:22 AM
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belly and chest hair at 16!? impressive.

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WingDing   06-20-2003 at 10:54:48 AM
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My sister will be glad you said that.

:eek: Wingding - the strongest argument yet for genetic screening :eek:

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eden   06-20-2003 at 09:44:35 PM
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I am quite hairy, but my friend who turned 17 is a hairy monster, more than I. Chest and back, whatever!

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ltj311   06-20-2003 at 10:49:48 PM
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Good Wingding...I like having something to grab onto. :tongue:

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WingDing   06-21-2003 at 11:32:40 AM
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The scales on her back will probably help you then.

:eek: Wingding - the strongest argument yet for genetic screening :eek:

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svol   06-21-2003 at 03:21:18 PM
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Fock you! You will drive them anyhow... lucky bastard! :mad:

*cries*

My CPU fan spins so fast that it creates a wormhole :eek:

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eden   06-21-2003 at 05:50:58 PM
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You've been having emotional breakdowns too often lately, and cried. Anything wrong my dear Granny?
:tongue:

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svol   06-22-2003 at 12:14:03 PM
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LOOOOOOOOOOOL... hahahhahahahahaahhahhaa... don't take this kind of reactiosn to serious.

My CPU fan spins so fast that it creates a wormhole :eek:

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eden   06-23-2003 at 01:18:06 AM
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Oh my I didn't. Hope I am not like Scamtron where people start taking his jokes seriously! :eek:

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svol   06-23-2003 at 09:47:25 PM
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It is already to late... you're becomming the second Scammy.

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eden   06-24-2003 at 06:13:22 AM
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I don't shag everything that moves and create names like Lub Oits.

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svol   06-24-2003 at 07:59:55 PM
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Does Scammy shag everything that moves? And yes you can create weird names if you want... just let yourselve go.

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jaythaman   06-24-2003 at 08:26:41 PM
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Freakadoopajozor.

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eden   06-24-2003 at 10:13:31 PM
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Luberge.

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Auburn9698   06-24-2003 at 10:23:47 PM
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svol

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camieabz   06-25-2003 at 12:55:05 AM
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Granny

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zpyrd   06-25-2003 at 02:16:06 AM
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I'm the dirty old man.
Oh wait I think Wingy is older than me.

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RichardCheese   06-25-2003 at 02:44:38 AM
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I was playing footsie with my pet monkey when he kicked me really hard in the nuts. I'm taking him back to the pet shop. Stupid monkey.

Shabba labba ding dong!

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Auburn9698   06-25-2003 at 02:49:22 AM
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Sounds like a darn fine monkey.

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Jake_Barnes   06-25-2003 at 02:50:16 AM
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I'm sure he had a good reason. Listen to your inner monkey.

But Officer, I wasn't speeding - I was qualifying ...

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RichardCheese   06-25-2003 at 02:51:28 AM
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My inner monkey just told me to go spank my monkey. He has been a bad monkey.

Shabba labba ding dong!

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Auburn9698   06-25-2003 at 02:54:41 AM
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Of course, you would have to HAVE a "monkey" before you could go spank it.

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RichardCheese   06-25-2003 at 02:56:13 AM
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Of course I have a monkey. I got it from the pet store and he has been really bad and needs a spanking. Get your mind out of the gutter. Geez.

Shabba labba ding dong!

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Auburn9698   06-25-2003 at 02:59:11 AM
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Sure, I'll get my mind out of the gutter if you'll just get one, period.

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zpyrd   06-25-2003 at 03:18:37 AM
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Only monkeys I've seen are at the zoo or are prize in a box of cereal.

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lhgpoobaa   06-25-2003 at 05:08:35 AM
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Mr Cheeze reminds me of a wingding version of Figwit.

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mrface   06-25-2003 at 05:26:47 AM
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he kinda reminds me of carrot-top.

making lame jokes to keep his head above the water....

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eden   06-25-2003 at 06:21:49 AM
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FIGWIT, damn I loved that guy.

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Yahiko81   06-25-2003 at 06:32:48 AM
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you seem to love lots of guys.

Je bent de meest onverschillige hasj dealende hoer die ik ooit heb ontmoet.
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eden   06-25-2003 at 06:40:54 AM
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Shut up you dried-up old hag!

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Yahiko81   06-25-2003 at 06:45:22 AM
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ok ok so it's not love.

it's just monkey fun.

Je bent de meest onverschillige hasj dealende hoer die ik ooit heb ontmoet.
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eden   06-25-2003 at 11:52:24 PM
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Better. :wink:

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zpyrd   06-26-2003 at 02:05:31 AM
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Being called a monkey lover is better?

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eden   06-26-2003 at 02:08:45 AM
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No...I guess not. :frown:

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zpyrd   06-26-2003 at 02:12:40 AM
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Well I have been known to screw around with the fish.

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ksoth   06-26-2003 at 03:29:47 AM
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When I was in 7th grade my best friend was so sickly hairy it was freaky. We were sitting at a table playing cards and I moved my foot into what I thought was my brothers rotweiler, so I kicked it (not too hard though). The dude yelled "OW!" cause it was just his nasty hairy legs!

I didn't start getting much hair until I was about 20. My friends ass is really gross hairy (you can see it creeping out of his crack when he bends over while working). Fortunately I don't share that same fate, yet I got a healthily covered chest though. Makes my friend proud that my chest his hairier than his, even though his ass could be mistaken for a Mexican womans nipple (guh!).

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RobD   06-26-2003 at 11:01:15 AM
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Quote :

My friends ass is really gross hairy (you can see it creeping out of his crack when he bends over while working)


AARRRGGHH. TOO..............MUCH.................INFORMATION.

For god's sake man, don't look at it. Why would you want to? I'm going to go and cry now.

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Auburn9698   06-26-2003 at 01:48:40 PM
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Playing footsies under the table with his friend and checking out dude's asses? Yeah, that's WAY too much info.

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svol   06-26-2003 at 02:58:20 PM
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Svol isn't a weird name if you know how I created it.

My CPU fan spins so fast that it creates a wormhole :eek:

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RobD   06-26-2003 at 03:02:59 PM
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Hmm, isn't it something like the first 2 letters represent the first letter of you first name and surname? Can't recall the last 2.

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Auburn9698   06-26-2003 at 03:42:33 PM
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Yes, Svol, I remember. Just messin' with ya, man. *sigh*

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WingDing   06-27-2003 at 10:22:20 AM
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Can you give me his address please?

:eek: My CPU runs so hot it creates a quark-gluon plasma :eek:

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RobD   06-27-2003 at 10:27:32 AM
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:mad: OH, SO YOU DECIDE TO TURN UP DO YOU? JUST SAUNTER IN AS IF YOU HAVEN'T BEEN AWAY?!?!?

Day off was it?

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WingDing   06-27-2003 at 10:30:10 AM
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.....*arrogant, self-important air*....

I had to speak at a seminar actually. And then I had lunch with the Chief Exec of a large MNC. OMG I'm just SOOOOO important.



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