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So I'll miss the weekend fun until Sunday PM.

Keep the forum cosy for me guys n' gals.

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You won't miss much.
The weekends are always slow.

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Reply to zpyrd
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Don't worry we will keep it clean.

<pre>Ok guys, as soon as he's away lets throw out a party.</pre><p>
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Reply to svol

:frown: Going in about 10 mins.

Spin the bottle!

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Reply to camieabz
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Ok he's gone now... let the party begin! :tongue:

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Reply to svol

Yea Let the party begin. somebody call a stripper for god's sake! :wink:

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Reply to jaythaman
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*Plays Get the party started by Pink* :wink:

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Reply to eden
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*calling 0800-STRIPPER*

There is one comming!

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Reply to svol
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Get one that can do the ping pong ball trick. I wanna see that.

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Reply to dhlucke

Stripper has arrived!
*takes off jacket*
...this stripper doesn't go any further unless a large payment is made now!

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Reply to melb_angel19
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Hold on while I distract Trev on Messenger and Svol throws some quarters your way!

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Reply to dhlucke
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Ping pong ball trick? Please enlight me.

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Reply to svol
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Here you got some quarters.

My CPU fan spins so fast that it creates a wormhole :eek:

Reply to svol
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...*Remortgages house immediately*...

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Reply to RobD

Probably the launching of ping pong balls, if that helps your imagination along a little bit...

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Reply to Auburn9698
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i like your pants your wearing in the photo album


man .................rofl you got style. wow, dont touch him, youll burn yourself


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Reply to phial

*re-remortgages Rob's house*

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Reply to jaythaman

You don't need to distract Trev...he'll be all for it!
:tongue:

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Reply to melb_angel19

Hmmm...svol throws a quarter, rob mortgages his house!

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Reply to melb_angel19
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ROFL, forum angel comes to the rescue of a bunch of sex hungry men who wanted to party while a dork from Aberdeen is away like some parents lol!

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Reply to eden

fvk you d00d just for the sake of it. :P

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Reply to jaythaman

Quote :

while a dork from Aberdeen is away like some parents


Mmmmmm?

I see!

For a whino, you're very chirpy.

No fvcking way! 476 new posts. I thought the forums were quiet at the weekend.

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Reply to camieabz
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Only when you're not around! :wink:

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Reply to RobD

Careful, he's still smarting from the nasty comments about his shoes and tights.

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Reply to WingDing
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You missed the party. Emma put on a show

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Reply to dhlucke

Yeah. Everyone thought the show featured a huge inflatable, but it was just her wearing her jeans.

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Reply to WingDing
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Ohshit. You've done it now.

...*Hides behind sandbags*...

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Reply to RobD

From a distance it looked like a hot air balloon event.

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Reply to WingDing
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Holy shite.....<runs to find shelter in Robs bunker, brings 3 weeks supply of rations>

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Reply to dhlucke
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...*sobs with fear*...

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Reply to RobD
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You can only come in if you have a high quality porn collection.

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Reply to RobD
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You're putting ALL our lives in danger here!

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Reply to dhlucke
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I brought the food. You bring the porn.

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Reply to dhlucke

If her ass was a doughnut it'd be too big for Homer Simpson to finish.

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Reply to WingDing
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If you weren't married....would you do her?

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Reply to dhlucke

I'd take her with swift and unnecessary roughness.

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Reply to WingDing
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Talk about sweeping her off her feet.

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Reply to RobD

That might be difficult. When she steps on the weighing scales it says "to be continued"....

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Reply to WingDing
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Oh no, back to square one.

...*Grabs porn collection and heads for bunker with DH*...


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Reply to RobD

She's so fat that her floor buckles but her belt won't.

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Reply to WingDing
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...*Bolts door as early warning alarm sounds*...

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Reply to RobD

I'm not saying her ass is big, it's just that vandals keep drawing greyhounds on her buttocks.

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Reply to WingDing
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I wonder how he woos his wife....

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Reply to dhlucke

At least my wife, during sex, does not call out the name of a condiment.

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Reply to WingDing
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Sure she doesn't. Suuurrre....

"Oh Wingy....let's see your little pickle....let's see it!"

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Reply to dhlucke
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LOL!

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Reply to RobD

That's nothing compared to our Angel. When she was born the doctor took one look at her, and slapped her mother.

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Reply to WingDing
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I think you'd better get measuered up for your coffin.

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Reply to RobD
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Did you know that Emma has a large gun collection and a ticket to Ireland?

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Reply to dhlucke

Am I going to be in trouble?

Look, I'm not saying that Angel is fat. It's just that she has more Chins than the Hong Kong phone book.

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