Alcohol Poisoning..

Gatorade might help hydrate you again.

Been there done that. It sucks.

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Ended up in hospital one night as a result. Fell over a small garden wall and took all the skin off my shinbone from my ankle to my knee. Luckily a friend found me just as I was turning blue. A pretty immature and dangerous thing to do.

Wingding - the strongest argument yet for genetic screening

Yeah, really works well. Although you might want to think about which of the range of 'appealing' flavours you choose.

Wingding - the strongest argument yet for genetic screening

Ah, beer goggles. Oh, how I know the feeling.

See, you can blame your condition on your gf. She instigated the trip, so your pissed up state is her fault. Send her on a guilt trip.

<font color=blue>"When you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get." - Homer Simpson.</font color=blue>

Heh!

She leaves for her new job in two days. I got two more days of shagging and then I'm no better off than Svol.







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SNIFFLE....that's so sad.

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first time i got drunk i threw my expensive new sneakers into a river because i liked they way they floaded like boats

and then i fell into the river

luckily my friends werent wasted or else i woulda been down the river without a paddle, or however it goes. ive quit drinking a few times sinse then



"Do i get to sleep in the middle?" HAHAHAHA ooooo... not the best thing to say =)

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that sucks dude
about 6 years ago i was hosting a party for my friend angie for her 20th birthday. i had just gotten through going to bartending school. i learned that by using sweet and sour sauce (very strong lemonade) and pineaple juice that you use to make tropical drinks such blue hawaiins, maitai's you can pretty much make any alchoholic combination smooth and tasty. i was mixing vodka w/captain morgans topped off with pineapple juice and lemonade mix. in less than 2 hours i 6 1/2 glasses of those concoctions. i was drinking out of glasses that were probably 16ozs plus. i easily had 2 ounces or better hard liquor in each drink. needless to say i am on my couch and put my head back to rest. boy that was a mistake. now it feels like i am on Batman the ride or shockwave (roller coasters at six flaggs great america) the room was already spinning and i was way past the point of no return. i had consumed these drinks very rapidly over the course of an hour 1/2. i get up slowly from the couch not trying to be too obvious and make my way to the bathroom to throw up. and throw up i did, repetitively for the next 10 minutes or so. your body can still throw up when there is nothing left, dry heaving. i think i rinsed my mouth out and went downstairs and slouched myself outside on my balcony to get some fresh air. i promptly threw up again mostly dry heaving. i was out by 10:30 pm, we started drinking at 9 while the party was still going on. woke up at 6 the next morning with the most monstrous headache i have ever had and still hammered. i downed some aspirin which came up less than 5 minutes later. i had to go into my job (pizza delivery) it wasn't until 3pm that afternoon that i could eat anything with my stomach get nautious at the throught. went home half way through my shift. the things you do when you are young

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i have never been that intoxicated ever since and probably never will. i like to drink till i am pleasantly numb and in a happy mood nothing more or less. occasionaly i still get hammered but i hate headaches so i don't like to

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My first term at Auburn, my friend and I each had a fifth of vodka (the next size bottle down from a liter, maybe 3/4 of a liter?) in about an hour, hour and half. Then we went walking around campus. Started going back to the dorm when we started having serious problems walking, and the cops busted us about 100 yards from it. Carried me off in one car and him in another. Got one of em back, though, when I puked in his car. They made my friend clean it up.

Busted us for public intoxication and consumption by a minor. Woke up in a cell with my head exploding and no clue where I was til I sat up and looked around. "Aww, fock, I'm in jail!"

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lol thats funny
i had another party and it was the first time my friend discovered alcahol and got wasted. had 4 jack daniels coolers and 3 4 beers in an hour. he's crawling up my stairs and says great paarty man given me another bill. eddie and his girlfriend stacy were sleeping upstairs and i crashed my my futon. from upstairs i hear stacy say"eddie pull your pants up". then he said "come on can you suck it" in the middle of the night staci gets up to go to the bathroom and eddie roles over and throws up on her side of the mattress and roles back over. staci comes back to bed and lays down right in the puke and goes to eddie what happended and he goies "oh yah sorry". i laugh so hard everytime i recall that story.

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Yeah, it was an...interesting...night.

Well, thank you. So, I did OK on that choice, ya think?

Say what you want to about The South (i.e. Pettytheft), but they grow em right down here, boys. Something in the water, I think.

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Oh, that's foul! Poor gal.

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I'd never let him live it down.

<font color=blue>"When you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get." - Homer Simpson.</font color=blue>

The catch you have there, it's like going fishing and coming up with Moby Dick. The mother of all catches. Well done that man.

So, what theme for your birthday?

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Remember me talking about the crappy motel we spent the weekend at in the hills, for a wedding a few weeks back? My birthday was that Friday. That night, after the rehearsal dinner and hanging out with some of the other out-of-town friends and relatives and having a few beers, the little woman goes into the bathroom, and comes out in black heels, black stockings, black lace teddy, and black lace garter belt. She said “Since we’re staying in a trashy motel on your birthday, I figured I’d be your trashy whore for the night.” Turned out to be a not-so-bad evening, to say the least.

The funny thing was, she had gone into the bathroom to change earlier, and she didn’t know I had gone onto the porch to hang out with the guys and drink beer. Well, at the same time she comes out, all “dressed up”, the bride-to-be is walking into our room to chat, because I’d told her “yeah, Hope’s in there, go on in,” not being aware of the plans. She said it was kind of a surprise for both of them.


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i don't believe in god but

god bless your wife she is a woman and a half.
naughty school girl
trashy whore
next up
a naughty trashy school girl whore

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Did I miss 10 minutes?

How can you possibly guage all that from a pic? What's more, how do you hope to survive when she gets word of what you said?

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Nah, she didn't get mad. She didn't even bat an eyelid the next night, after the wedding, when this other guy and I got totally blitzed and whizzed off the pier into the lake at the end of the reception (not sure HOW many people saw that), tried to steal a paddleboat from the pier back at the hotel, etc, etc,etc. I was stunned.

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[Elvis voice]Thank ya, thank ya very much.[/Elvis voice]

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The bi-curiousity is the only thing she's lacking. No possibility there. I don't bitch about it too much, though.

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I don't think he'd dare push it too far, otherwise his early morning wake up call of Hope blowing the pipe might cease with immediate effect.

Although if you don't ask, you don't get. He who dares, wins.

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If I were in charge of a country, I'd make it compulsary for women, a bit like national service. Made to carpet munch for 4 years, minimum.

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Been tried. Ain't gonna happen.

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