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Have you ever tried to fix your mother's computer?

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I just got back from my mother's place in NY. She was complaining that her PC was slow. I told her I'd take a look at it. Big mistake.

Apparently she believes all those pop-up that say things like "warning, your internet connection is slow", etc. Her PC was just filled with spyware. After a fresh bootup the taskmanager went on for pages and pages, with multiple instances of most programs.

So I clean it up for her and get the PC to the point where it boots up in 40 seconds instead of 6 minutes. I try to tell her what spyware is and how to avoid it, then AS I'M WATCHING HER she clicks on a pop-up and installs more spyware.

I mean, as the saying goes I try to teach a mom to fish so she can fend for herself, but how can you teach someone who just won't listen?

And the sad part is that this is the second time that I'd done this.

Reminds me of a co-worker who wanted to replace his 3 month old GF4MX card with a GF FX5200. I told him that it was about the same speed, sent him a few links to the review sites and benchmarks, and he still went ahead and did it.

Some people should just have a sign tatooed onto their foreheads saying "I am an idiot, please victimize me", or perhaps "marketing dept's best friend" or "I am the reason that junkmail and pop-ups work"

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Yeah, when I was 5 my mother was working on a supercomputer in columbia u for some engineering project and I decided she had worked enuf so I took out the power cord. So I fixed it (and got into soo much trouble).

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A supercomputer, huh? Any idea what kind of "supercomputer"? And it just had one power cord...? Let me guess....just your typical home cord, right?

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That's pretty sad. I think a pop up blocker is in order.

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I'll go to my friends' houses and do massive (but quick) cleanups using the MSCONFIG command and Spybot Search+Destroy. People just go into shock as they see me go thru several windows and wipe out all of the crap they had. LOL, I've meet some people just by being invited to their house during my school's lunch break so I could cleanup their PC. The stereotypes of "PC People" being nerdy and socially awkward are gone now that everyone has computers like your mom's. I have a rep. at school of being a guy who will help out, I've even made money be doing upgrades on people's computers; guys, girls, parents, everyone.

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This was the old school shizzle that I call a supercomp cause it was insane back then and had a ton of processors and what not. It actually ran off u thin wires hooked up to a 9V battery :tongue: j/k

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Man, Columbia has a good rep, but their IT dept must leave a lot to be desired if they have a supercomputer with only one power cord, thus obviously not redundant in any way, and leave it plugged in without being at least wire-tied down, where a 5 year old can unplug that one cord, which obviously wasn't secured under a raised floor where supercomputer-type cooling is also pumped through, like in any halfway decent shop. That's odd.

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Yeah, and the fact that they didn't have an armed guard there to shoot shizzle boy....

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Maybe I went james bond on his ass and took him out. U never thought of that, now did u:)
Note the little hole I left in there: what I call supercomputer. IE not actually 10000 cpu comp, but several cpu's that made it the most powerful thing I had seen.

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Ummm like a workstation?

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Except uber l337. Yeah!!! It was like too powerful to be a workstation, yet not exactly supercomp, but I call it close enuf.

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A cluster? A cluster with one power cable?

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I know that... although my mom hasn't got a PC and hardly ever touches one. But I've met enough people that er as dumb as you describe... people with more spyware then software on their PC.

Then I clean their PC within notime, get payed they're happy, I'm happy and I learn them what to avoid. But a half year later I can come clean it again.

My CPU fan spins so fast that it creates a wormhole :eek:

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Yeah, there's a lot of those people in the Netherlands.

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LOL... actually you will find them everywhere around the world.

My CPU fan spins so fast that it creates a wormhole :eek:

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I know exactly what you mean!!!

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