I always wondered how quickly a thread could be subverted, so go ahead, knock yourself out
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Bastard! You've made it so anything we say is on topic! argh!
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
My cat, the one I hate, the terrorist cat, well I gave it to the ex, and I miss it now. That cat has kept me company for weeks. The cat called me this morning though and I got to visit her tonight.
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My cat won't even answer the phone when I call it from work. Lazy thing.
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She called this morning and I could hear her purring.
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I can make your cat fly if you want.
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I heard one purring this morning, and while I can't make it fly, like Svol, I sure did make it drool.
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I bet it made you drool a bit too.
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Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehw... bestiality.
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Not that kind of pussy Svol. Remember, this is Auburn we're talking about!
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Dude....read his post again. At first glance I thought you were gay but then I realized you didn't understand what he meant. I hope.
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Ofcourse I knew what he meant... I just linked his type of cat with the seriousness you where talking about your cat.
... do I have to explain all?
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It's not my cat anymore. Sniffle....
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You can get a new one when you get a new place can't you? BTW, when are you moving?
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In a couple days. I'll have a couple cats at my new place.
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I gotta go pack and clean.
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Ahhhhhhh... ask Robd to give you a hugh.
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Shagged this afternoon, too. Right after "Revenge of the Nerds" finished on Comedy Central. Weird. Might have to go for the triple-play tonight. Ya think?
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That's nice to know.
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Yeah, I figured yall were just <i>dying</i> to know.....right?
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Come Wingding tommorow, he'll ask you for slurpy noisy and disgusting detail. Might you be generous enough to have an onboard log as you go on the ride?
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Well, there's no overly grand tale to report on the last one. Not that it was bad, just not a novel-worthy thing.
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Hey that doesn't sound good. I hope it wasn't a failed mission. Did the misses achieve orbit?
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Sex.
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Oh, quite audibly. Just no elaborate story. She was laying on the couch in her undies, watching the movie. When it finished, she got up and started dancing to the music on the commercials. Must have made herself horny doing that, because she just jumped my bones next.
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Ahhh....horny honeys are great!
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I'm jealous. I can't remember the last time I had sex. It's been since April I think. You bastard!
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cats suck man. dogs are better. you can take a dog 100 miles away and it will kill itself trying to get back to you. but a cat on the other hand will stay at any place that feeds it. wheres the loyalty?
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One of the first cats I had used to be the friendliest thing you could imagine. She was great.
One day she just didn't come home. It was very strange considering that she was always around and was so friendly.
So my mom and I spent 2 days calling her. My mom had this song that she would sing for the cat to come home so she would sing it in hopes that she wasn't dead.
After almost 2 days she came home. She'd been hit by a car and had her leg torn off. It was just hanging by a ligament. It was horrifying to see. She came home just to die with us.
That's loyalty. It took her two days to crawl less than 500 feet from the road through a field. I can still see her coming home with only 3 legs. She was completely covered in maggots. I buried her in the backyard. She was the first of a whole bunch of cats that I buried there. Cats are damn loyal if they love you.
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Even I can't joke about that. Poor cat.
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Damn, that's awful.
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Damn, that's awful.
(BTW, no, this isn't a double post. These are separate replies to both your last comments)
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| Quote : Hey that doesn't sound good. I hope it wasn't a failed mission. Did the misses achieve orbit? |
<pre>She faked.</pre><p>
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Aww, you're just jealous.
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I would get mad if my wife faked.
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Mine thinks that any woman that <i>would</i> fake is a dumbass. That just teaches the guy to keep doing stuff wrong, because she makes him think it's right.
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I like to know that sometimes my wife just services me for my own pleasure.
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I hear ya. That's good stuff, ain't it?
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*sniff* Yes.
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Bollocks!
Wibble!
Did you hear the one about the guy who went to church?
Good.
Here I stand
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Can't write a thing
...cos I can't sing
Holland. Probably the best democracy in the World.
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Damn, you just made this thread fat as fvck.
Time to put it on a protein diet.
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And Camie's been on the sauce again.
<font color=blue>"When you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get." - Homer Simpson.</font color=blue>
No he wasn't.
The thread was titled "How quickly can you subvert" etc.
I subverted quite well.
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I'm not having that. You'd been on the pop alright. Don't deny it!
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I wish. No pop for me last night. I'll have a tipple tonight though, just cause you fell I deserve one.
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Have one for me while you're there.
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Ditto with you and your missus.
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I did!
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