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eden   06-29-2003 at 10:19:56 PM

Damn I didn't even notice and I had turned that like 3-4 days ago!

And it certainly doesn't help considering my recent sexual capers and talks in this forum lol... :redface:

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Flamethrower205   06-29-2003 at 10:26:22 PM
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Woah......................u tried guys in real life?? Bleh!

All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

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zpyrd   06-29-2003 at 11:44:13 PM
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Things like that do happen.
But not to me. I need a little over 300 posts for a name change.
I'll have to check what the next name is.

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basmic   06-30-2003 at 12:02:10 AM
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When I try to catch up on my posts I use the "Show All User's Posts" option on myself. However, it hasn't been working for a week or two - even after flushing my temp files and cookies. :frown:

Irrelevant this may sound to this topic at first, however it is actually relevant, because I want to know how many posts I made, what I posted, and where! :mad:

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zpyrd   06-30-2003 at 12:06:22 AM
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90% of my posts are useless fluff.
Kind of like this one.
If I make a serious post I try to track it for a few days and check for replies.

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Spitfire_x86   06-30-2003 at 01:34:57 AM
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I'm going to be "Ancient Poster" within 2 week

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eden   06-30-2003 at 02:26:33 AM
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Click on Read Private Msg and you get your post count.
Click on FAQ, you track how far you are in titles.

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zpyrd   06-30-2003 at 02:27:56 AM
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I know that too. But I'm just too lazy to look.

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Auburn9698   06-30-2003 at 02:59:53 AM
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When are you going to get that job as a real gigolo?

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eden   06-30-2003 at 03:06:44 AM
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I dunno, can you, RobD and Wingding help and advertise for me?
I'll split the revenues, 10% towards my agents.

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Auburn9698   06-30-2003 at 03:07:52 AM
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Sure ya want wingy's help? He might tell all the ladies you have a "filthy cock" like him, and that wouldn't help.

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eden   06-30-2003 at 03:08:53 AM
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I'll add a small wage to him to keep shut!

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papasmurf   06-30-2003 at 06:33:35 AM
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I'll buy you

Treat your body like a $600 car. God didn't intend it to last so use it. Run it into the ground!

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WingDing   06-30-2003 at 10:11:31 AM
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I'll help you in return for some sexual favours.

:eek: My CPU runs so hot it creates a quark-gluon plasma :eek:

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eden   06-30-2003 at 06:19:30 PM
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My business has one rule: The gigolo himself does not pay services to his loyals.

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If I could see the Matrix, I'd tell you I am only seeing 0s inside your head! :tongue:

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WingDing   06-30-2003 at 06:20:37 PM
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Tight git :mad:

:eek: My CPU runs so hot it creates a quark-gluon plasma :eek:

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eden   06-30-2003 at 06:21:20 PM
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But I do have already received calls for services, from Nicole Kidman and Vanessa.
I'll install branches over there.

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If I could see the Matrix, I'd tell you I am only seeing 0s inside your head! :tongue:

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WingDing   06-30-2003 at 06:23:17 PM
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I'd like to be one of your expatriate employees please. Let me service Nicole...*drools*....

:eek: My CPU runs so hot it creates a quark-gluon plasma :eek:

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eden   06-30-2003 at 06:33:28 PM
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I did mention that 10% revenues included manual services and not just monetary remuneration did I?
You'll get your 10% :wink: .

I'll have her even go back to the Moulin Rouge set to do it.

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If I could see the Matrix, I'd tell you I am only seeing 0s inside your head! :tongue:

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jaythaman   06-30-2003 at 06:55:02 PM
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But he sure as hell doesnt have any precious references.

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svol   06-30-2003 at 08:27:10 PM
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Forum Gigolo... hah just a couple of many hundreds of post and I will be Honorary Forum Gigolo of THGC.

Wait a sec... does that mean I'm your pimp?

My CPU fan spins so fast that it creates a wormhole :eek:

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Auburn9698   06-30-2003 at 08:30:31 PM
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That earned a laugh! Of course it doesn't. A pimp "pimps out" the hooker or gigolo.

Maybe it's time for a refresher course.

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svol   06-30-2003 at 08:31:43 PM
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But I'm not to lazy to post so I get a free post and tell you what your next title will be: Forum Resident.

My CPU fan spins so fast that it creates a wormhole :eek:

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zpyrd   06-30-2003 at 08:45:45 PM
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Thanks

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Auburn9698   06-30-2003 at 08:50:13 PM
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Hey Svol, have you ever seen the movie "Deuce Bigalow, Male Gigolo"? You should. It's great.

Ya know....this makes me think we may have found the perfect summer job for Eden. A pimp. He doesn't have to have sex to do it; he'd be the one giving orders instead of taking them; he can set his own schedule so he gets to have all the fun he wants during the summer; and, it definitely won't be routine and boring.

Eden: Pimp Extraordinaire. Hey Eden, get on it, buddy!

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eden   06-30-2003 at 09:33:41 PM
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I love the Extraordinaire part, makes it spicy! :wink:

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svol   07-01-2003 at 08:49:41 PM
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Not the movie, but I saw the trailer... it seemed funny.

My CPU fan spins so fast that it creates a wormhole :eek:

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svol   07-01-2003 at 08:50:16 PM
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I'm the master gigolo who pimps out the other gigolo's.

My CPU fan spins so fast that it creates a wormhole :eek:

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svol   07-01-2003 at 08:50:48 PM
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No problem, always willing to help people.

*free post*

My CPU fan spins so fast that it creates a wormhole :eek:

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Auburn9698   07-01-2003 at 09:14:17 PM
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Guy in that movie tells ya all ya need to know about man-whorin'.

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camieabz   07-01-2003 at 09:51:36 PM
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I don't mind when you post 20+ posts in a thread (assuming they are pertinent). Do you have to reply to every [-peep-] thread though?

Some that should have died in May are still here.

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Auburn9698   07-01-2003 at 10:02:47 PM
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Guess that's what happens when you have <b>20+</b> windows of IE all open to Tom's at the same time, like he mentioned in the desktop thread.

Weird, isn't it?

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pike   07-01-2003 at 10:36:16 PM
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well done
good sustainned effort
tireless endevour
the will to excell

congrats

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eden   07-02-2003 at 04:25:31 AM
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Funny you say that to Gigolos! :wink:

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eden   07-02-2003 at 04:25:52 AM
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And now Camieabz's turn to vent!

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eden   07-02-2003 at 04:26:35 AM
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It is no wonder you have so many posts, that I personally do not think your title is earned unlike others.

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svol   07-03-2003 at 08:08:39 PM
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Really? Why not? I think I rarely spam.

My CPU fan spins so fast that it creates a wormhole :eek:

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svol   07-03-2003 at 08:10:47 PM
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I only reply to threads when I have a reason to reply, and yes there is often a reason for me to reply. And I'm by no way the one keeping threads constantly alive, because I don't reply to myselve.

My CPU fan spins so fast that it creates a wormhole :eek:

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JustPlainJef   07-03-2003 at 09:19:05 PM
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Quote:
And I'm by no way the one keeping threads constantly alive, because I don't reply to myselve.
Endquote.

He says this after back-to-back posts. Kinda disproves your point there, buddy.

What's a signature? Oh, those words that show up after all my comments? I don't need one of those!

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Auburn9698   07-03-2003 at 09:21:18 PM
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Hate to say it, but that's a bad example, because he's replying to 2 different people.



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eden   07-04-2003 at 03:26:24 AM
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Erm, spam, you do! Spam as in, really unneeded replying. Yes, I think I am speaking for most when I say you do bump a WHOLE bunch whenever you come back from a 2 day break, catching up on even old topics, and therefore boosting post count on even old things we forgot about or don't really have a reason to keep continuing.
I just don't think you're getting your title that rightfully.

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svol   07-04-2003 at 08:09:56 PM
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LOL... there are lots of members who do this, Wingding ie after the weekend. And what's wrong with replying to one day old threads?!?

And if you wonder if I make enough usefull posts because you don't see me post in usefull forums. Take a small peek inside the OC section or in the Other Components... you will see many hundreds if not thousands of posts made by me in 1.5 year. Special for you I counted my amount of 100% usefull posts today: 20. Also remember that I used to post a lot in the mobo, GPU abd memory sections.

You're jelious by any chance?

I love my Delta 60HP 7000 RPM fan that puts out more dB then CFM :eek:

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RobD   07-04-2003 at 08:52:07 PM
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I can vouch for you Svol, you've helped me when I've posted questions in the Other Components forum. Most helpful you were too.

OMG, I've just paid Svol a compliment. :eek: [/shame]

:wink:

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Auburn9698   07-04-2003 at 10:13:12 PM
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You should be taken out back and given 40 lashes by a set of young Thai triplets.

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Anonymous   07-04-2003 at 10:15:02 PM
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Congrats on the title.

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zpyrd   07-04-2003 at 10:19:11 PM
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I'll take 80 lashes if they're virgins with nice Hooters.

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Auburn9698   07-04-2003 at 10:21:50 PM
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Zpyrd, you'd take ANY sort of punishment, whether enjoyable or truly painful, as long as it was administered by one or more chicks with nice hooters.

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zpyrd   07-04-2003 at 10:27:00 PM
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I suppose you are right.

I guess Hooters to me are like donuts to Homer Simpson.

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RobD   07-04-2003 at 10:35:48 PM
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...*walks eagerly toward impending punishment*...

<font color=blue>"When you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get." - Homer Simpson.</font color=blue>

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camieabz   07-04-2003 at 10:39:00 PM
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...*sticks leg out so Rob trips and goes face first into punishment*...

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