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The Other is officially a porn infested vulgar forum. I'm using a comp with a anti-porn prog on it. It wont let me read any thread with wingy and robd's posts in it :lol:

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...*Takes a bow centre stage with Wingy*...

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.....*carried aloft to centre stage amidst trumpet fanfare*...

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Yes, you're a hero. Here's a badge of honor. Wear it proudly!

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....*uses rusty safety pin to attach badge to sensitive foreskin*...

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That's great wingding. What if your pecker falls off and you have to come up with something else to talk about?

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My pink, fleshy bumhole is always a novel topic of conversation.

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Didn't we come to the conclusion that you didn't have one?

Anyways I'm gonna go clean my wounds and go to sleep.

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Anything I don't have, I can acquire from one of my cadaver friends.

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Reply to WingDing

Nice job, guys.

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Do you have written consent prior to death?

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....HAWHAHWHAWHAWHAWHAW :lol: ....consent....*snigger*....

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Here's the <A HREF="http://www.tubesteakmusic.com/down.html" target="_new">fanfair music</A>.

I know, the sites out of date and the index page crapped out, but I'm not the webmaster (yet). I'm still too busy learning the material and adding my own [-peep-]. It's only been a few weeks. But you can still use the forums and download all the music for free while I take over.

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Just curious.

Why don't you try for consent? Then it wouldn't be a crime.

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Two reasons:

1. It's only a crime if you're caught.

2. Usually I killed them in the first place, so consent doesn't come into it.

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Hmmm. Nice one!

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Murder, then sex, then lunch. All from one victim.

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Reply to WingDing

...and if you're lucky they have the cash on them for the dry cleaning bill too.

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Reply to camieabz

Sometimes I do identify theft by peeling their skin off and wearing it.

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He doesn't need that. He prefers the "Dawn of the Dead" look, all blood splattered.

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Lovely!

"Brains!"

How does a film achieve cult status?

When the kids who watched it originally are now too old to be considered cool.

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Exactly.

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Zombie movies give me wood.

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Dawn of the Dead is quite a tongue in cheek film. With some horny looking zombie nurses.

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...*realises that Rob has crossed the border into Wingy's domain of what is considered "horny"*...

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A friend of mine and I were thrown out of the cinema during 'Day Of The Dead' because we were laughing so hard. Most other people were throwing up.

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Reply to WingDing

I'll bet you were scanning it for corpse mauling tips. I can't remember most of em (too young :tongue: ) but I remember one where there was a 'trained' zombie who ended up saluting the guy who got ripped to pieces. Was that Dawn of the Dead?

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Considering the budget, Day... is quite a gruesome film. Especially when they rip Lt Steele apart at the end. Very effective.

First time I saw the film, I was shocked. Second time, a mate and I turned the volume off, and it was hilarious. All it needed was Tom and Jerry cartoon music.

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Reply to RobD

Yep, that's the one. Better than p0rn.

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That was Day... Bubba was the zombie in question (I do love those films). Dawn... was the one set in a shopping mall

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Reply to RobD

Ahhh. Got ya!

I have to look for em all and have a zombie night with lots of red dips and bits of carrot.

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Day was the best in terms of the sophistication of the effects. The guy getting pulled in two was awesome. Makes me wanna eat a big dinner.

IIRC, during Dawn didn't one of the zombies walk into a helicopter's blades?

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They used real pigs intestines for that scene in Day. Mega small budget too. Couple of continuity errors. One of the zombies that comes frough the barricade in the cave is wearing football gear. Next scene, he appears on the lift down into the silo. Oops.

Yes, he did. Walked into the blades as they were refuelling at the beginning. Blood everywhere. Fantastic. Although the best bit for me was in the mall when the bikers break in, and one of them tries the blood pressure machine. The zombies rip him apart, yet his arm is still attached to the machine.

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Did you ever see the uncut version of Zombie Flesh Eaters? There's a bit where a woman is pulled by her hair towards a large splinter, and they do an up-close shot of it piercing her eye as she screams blue murder. I laughed myself sick at that one.

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I remember that. It's been a long time since I saw that. Might have to track it down.

A good one for mad moments is the Birtish 70's flick "Let Sleeping Corpses Lie". One scene where a zombie rips a nurses organs, very graphically, and a few minutes later is sitting on the stairs, eating away very politely. Cracked me up.

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Reply to RobD

Dismembered nurses. Can life get any better?

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And a graphic scene in a graveyard where a copper gets eaten, but not before being crushed by a gravestone. A very large gravestone.

And a corpse in a coffin getting all hungry. All the hallmarks of a Wingy favourite.

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Reply to RobD

Perhaps I should make a movie of my exploits with Old Mrs Phillips.

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It'd struggle to get past the BBFC. Mainly sold under the counter at undertakers and church halls etc.

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Reply to RobD

I'd give the first 50 customers a free taste of the foul-smelling liquid I drained from the bottom of her coffin.

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Limited edition promotional pack containing a jar of the bizzare cocktail of embalming fluid, urine, semen and fanny batter. Lovely.

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Reply to RobD

With a milky topping of liquified body fats.

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Reply to WingDing

Don't forget knob cheese.

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And an amusing hint of lumpy granny lactations.

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And exfoliated excess facial hair.

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Have you two made arrangements for your honeymoon in Thailand yet?

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Reply to Auburn9698

Now you mention it, that's a damned fine idea.

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Bi-curious Thai sisters (avec razor), here we come!

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Reply to RobD

Not to mention sultry ladyboys.

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Perfect for your tunnel.

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