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Well, actually it was yesterday. But i forgot to mention it. I`m loosing my memory...but that`s all i`m loosing.

really

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Happy Belated Birthday?

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Reply to jaythaman

Congrats Pike! Did you have a party?

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Reply to svol

Thanks guys.

Na, no party. Got a nice cheese cake. no no not in the face now.
And i did treat myself to a Reiki massage. But that was just so so cause of the girl.

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Reply to pike

Happy birthday, ya old fart. Got saggy manboobs yet?

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Reply to Auburn9698

Thanks
Actually, no i don`t. I had more about 2 years ago when i weighted in at close to 200. But now i`m at 166 and in much better shape than back then.

It`s true what they say...it`s never too late.

tata

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Reply to pike

46?

Wow!

You're nearing the halfway stage now... :smile:

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Reply to camieabz

yep

it`s up up and away for me from now on

no looking back Sir

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Reply to pike

What Pike means to say is that it's all downhill now.

When he's lucky that is. Going downhill is easier on his arthritis.

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Reply to Auburn9698

When I was 46 i had already been thru 4 wives. I am now a lonely old man looking for Mrs. Right as opposed to Mrs. Right Now.

Shabba labba ding dong!

Reply to RichardCheese

Happy birthday pike, the important thing is not that youre 46, Its wether you feel that or not,Im 35 and I feel like Im 25

Any day above ground is a good day

Reply to Loqutis

Why be lonely?

Be glad. You have no worries outside your own sphere.

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Reply to camieabz

cool
the 4 wives i mean,
you should have keap them all
i wish i had that much courage


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Reply to pike

honestly i feel like 19

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Reply to pike

Happy Birthday!

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Reply to Spitfire_x86

:)

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Reply to pike

Happy Birthday! You still have most of ur life ahead of you, now git out to a strip club!

All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

Reply to Flamethrower205

what good will that do?

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Reply to pike

It will cost you a bunch of money, give you blue balls, and make you really want to go out and get laid. Isn't that enough? :wink:

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Reply to Auburn9698

:))

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Reply to pike

so what's the point then?

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Reply to pike

*sigh* Maybe it's true....people lose their sense of humor at 46


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Reply to Auburn9698

Blue balls are not enjoyable.
I remember when I first met my wife and she hadn't let me in her pants yet. We were fooling around for a few hours and my dick was throbbing hard the whole time. When I got home my cock and balls hurt so bad I thought jerking off might help allievate the pain. Man was I wrong. When I blew my load it hurt so bad I was jumping up and down. And the amount of wad blown was like the amount you see in a porno. I had cum everywhere. Till this day I have never blown a load that big again. I thought I was pissing.

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Reply to zpyrd

no they don't
you can be senile and still have a sense of humour

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Reply to pike

Damn, maybe I should have wrote "Here's some freaking HUMOR to try and make people LAUGH" on that post.

*sigh*

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Reply to Auburn9698

I thought I was making fun of an uncomfortable experience?

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Reply to zpyrd

Oh, you were. It's Pike I'm worried about.

I thought my message was riddled with sarcasm but he's taking it so seriously. I can just see the stern, fatherly look on his face.

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<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange><P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by Auburn9698 on 07/01/03 09:28 PM.</EM></FONT></P>

Reply to Auburn9698

Forgive if I may take something seriously or naively, but are you saying that the whole going to a bar and getting laid is only a joke in reality for you?
Like, it's not really something you do (save for the part of getting laid against the wife hehe) or think others should?

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Reply to eden

Happy Birthday Pike.

It is weird, you think you had a long life for example, after 46 years, and I guess you feel it, and then you think you only reached halfway. In a way it's a weird feeling, yet it seems the next part will be going faster.

Man I am feeling philosophical tonight.

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Reply to eden

Hell no, I'm not saying that. I did it before the wife, that's for sure.

I was saying that in reality, sure, strip clubs are great and bad at the same time. Naked chicks...good. Lap dances...good. Going home with blue balls...bad. Going home poorer by $300 without much to actually show for it...bad.

Strip clubs can be a blessing and a curse at the same time.

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Reply to Auburn9698

Is that what that's called? Happened a few times, thought my dick was about to explode. And you're right, jacking off makes it 20x worse.

All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

Reply to Flamethrower205

hb pike

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Reply to scamtrOn

try waiting an extra day and then masturbate when things have quieted down

that will proly be less "painfull"

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Reply to pike

Actually i was still caught up in the "getting dressed as a woman to go to to ladiesroom" thing.

No , wasn`t really getting too too serious. I`m working hard at being light hearted ALL the time. bla bla bla


Anyway


Still, about strip clubs...Eden is right! The pluses you mention don`t outweigh the minuses , imo.

But, opinions change with all new experiences and information. So...

It`s been a very very long time since i went to a "respectable" strip club. Perhaps the time has come.

take care

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Reply to pike

I'll do a lap dance for you if you like.

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Reply to WingDing

:) :)

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Reply to pike

Eden's right about what?

Respectable strip clubs are great. I gotta go to Atlanta for the good ones, though. Ahhh...The Cheetah...The Oasis...good stuff. :tongue:

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Reply to Auburn9698

Well, as an added experience to life, i`d say ok.

But just for fun between you and me so i won`t pay, ok?

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Reply to pike

Eden`s right about questionning the whole idea of going to strip places.

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Reply to pike

I'll accept payment in kind....*wink*.....

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Reply to WingDing

we`ll have to connect on the astral plane cause i can`t make it to England, physically

*wink*

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Reply to pike

Well, he <i>was</i> just asking me to clarify what I was saying about it, not making an observation that could be construed as right or wrong.

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Reply to Auburn9698

he wasn`t, but you just have

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Reply to pike

how's that?

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Reply to Auburn9698

That would be pointless, because I'm actually in Ireland. We don't have astral planes here, only lousy weather and thick paddies.

Oh well, happy birthday anyway, and good health.

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Reply to WingDing

oh?

You were the first to mention the question of right or wrong. And that`s ok. It`s what they call a loaded issue.





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Reply to pike

I was? Where did I mention the question of right or wrong, or state that it was either?

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Reply to Auburn9698

Quote :

Well, he was just asking me to clarify what I was saying about it, not making an observation that could be construed as right or wrong.



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Reply to pike

Well, actually your

Quote :

Still, about strip clubs...Eden is right!


was first. You said he was right. THEN I said there wasn't a statement that could be right or wrong, just a request for clarification.

Seriously....fewer bong hits, more deep breaths. Let that oxygen ffflllooowww into the brain.

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<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange><P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by Auburn9698 on 07/02/03 01:18 PM.</EM></FONT></P>

Reply to Auburn9698

lol

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