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As everyone knows, camieabz is a drunk. His raging alcoholism is starting to affect his life and his posts here. So this thread is dedicated to making him better.

We're here for you camie. You'll make it. You just have to stop drinking. No more sauce for you while posting.

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You're joking, he won't be reading this now. He'll be unconcious on a park bench sleeping off another massive night on the lash.

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Well it's gonna have to be his last binge. We need to help him.

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Let's make him go cold turkey. Although he'll think it's Wild Turkey, and try to drink it.

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Reply to RobD
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We should find a local Aberdeen website. I bet all the locals tell all the sad stories about Camie drinking backwash till he gets drunk and tosses his cookies.

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are you serious?

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I have it. In order to get him to recognise his huge drinking habit, we ought to get Fredi to change his title to "Forum Lush".

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Reply to RobD

Bastard

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Reply to camieabz

Bastard again.

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You're welcome.

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Reply to RobD

...and you can kiss my undertanned, dimpled (but still highly attractive and svelt) butt!

Why me? WHY???

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Hey, I tried to warn ya....

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We're here for you while you recover. Admittance is the first step toward recovery.

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Reply to RobD

...*nibbles pinkie finger*...

I'll get even with all of you. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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I admit that I'm a complete tit. Am I cured now?

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Although you have admitted it, I'm afraid that there is no cure for your affliction. Soon you will start to spout huge whopping charlies and you will not be able to leave the house.

Although that will be by choice, as you'll be fondling them every waking moment.

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Reply to RobD

For God's sake don't give zpryd my address.

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I won't, but I'm coming round immediately, with a rather large bottle of baby oil.

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Reply to RobD

The soap and alligator clips are ready.

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...*heads off to Wingy's house with a camera and a blackmail note*...

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You'd make more money if you videoed it and sold it as a blue movie.

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...*Heads of to Wingy's house with a camera and a hard-on*...

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...*stops in to buy a camcorder and a brolly*...

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This is for you. Hopefully it will help you.

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...*And a bottle of whiskey, no doubt*...

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I don't know what a brolly is but I figured it was alcohol. Is that what the kilted folk call a keg?

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Your innocence is really sweet.

Brolly = umbrella.

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You guys and your weird words. Why not just call it an umbrella if that's what it is? Huh?

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It always cracks me up when they talk about "knickers". Like, getting into this girl's knickers or that girl's knickers.

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I'd like to get into a women's knickers. Hope have a sister?

WTF are we doing? We're supposed to be here helping the forum lush.

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Aww, I think he should just go down to the pub and have enough pints to get bloody pissed.

Again.


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Definitely. Camie can come along of course but he'll have to drink milk or water.

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Yeah, we can put it in a sippy cup for him.

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He can go and sit in the kiddies garden drinking his milk through a straw while we sup a few inside.

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...*hic..."whassat?"...hic*...

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One of those little spillproof plastic cups with the top on it, and a short spout with tiny holes in it. For toddlers, basically.

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ROFLOL? Does this mean that I'm not the primary target to joke on anymore?

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Ok, move along everyone. We're done with the intervention. Everyone back to Svol.

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can i get one last insult for camie in?

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Quote :

For God's sake don't give zpryd my address.


You can't hide. Dead or alive if it has or had tits I can find it.

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Save it for svol. We've spent too much time here already.

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Is that the best you can all do?

...*Lifts kilt in gesture of defiance and contempt*...*waggles schlong in your general direction*...


Pfffft. Bunch of pussies!

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Reply to camieabz

Gee, I'm surprised you can still type. You know, with all the vomiting and inability to stand up straight after so many freaking drinks.

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Reply to Auburn9698

I only vomit when I see Scammy's website. Except for yer missus that is. :tongue:

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Reply to camieabz

Heh-heh.

I keep waiting to see wingy's, though. I hear so much, but I see so little.

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Yeah I want to rate her Hooters.

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Look buddy, you asked me to stop picking on you and I did. Don't push it.

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Ouch!
I detect a bit of offensive tone in your post! :lol:

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Yeah! I'm sick of dragging his drunk ass around. He's completely out of control!












<pre>Didn't you notice the smileys?

I'm actually drunk so don't mind me. Camie taught me well.</pre><p>
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I wonder if smileys are affected by pre tags?

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