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Mac Donalds really DOES have breakfast!!!

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papasmurf   07-09-2003 at 05:34:52 PM

It's not a myth! I woke up this morning at 7am and went jogging now before you all shout mean things about me lying and that my mother is horrible in bed let me explain! I went for the boobs. I talked a girl into jogging with me. Now do you believe? The only thing that would ever ever make me wake up before noon to go exercise is bouncing boobs. And god damn this sausage mcmuffin is tastey!

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camieabz   07-09-2003 at 05:49:42 PM
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That is one weird post. Care to split it into sections for us? You have to realise, we can't know what you're thinking.

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Auburn9698   07-09-2003 at 06:08:25 PM
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Smurf's gotten into Pike's stash, I think.

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svol   07-09-2003 at 08:49:01 PM
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Bouncing boobs... great. But McDo... who cares?

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eden   07-09-2003 at 09:55:31 PM
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I found, like Camie, that his post is somehow divided into different sections/aspects, and so, I did not understand the point.

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RichardCheese   07-10-2003 at 12:01:58 AM
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I woke up this morning under the covers of my blanket. I unknowingly farted under the covers while my head was still under the blankets. I woke myself up because of the putrid smell. I believe I just gave myself what some call a "Dutch Oven." It was not a pleasant experience.

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papasmurf   07-10-2003 at 12:09:50 AM
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I haven't been up in time for mcdonalds breakfast in like 6 years ok and the boobs were good...bouncity boobies up and down

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Yahiko81   07-10-2003 at 12:12:51 AM
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I understood you. They're just stoopid.

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papasmurf   07-10-2003 at 12:13:02 AM
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guess somewhere between my prozack samples and my meletonin I made a post this morning. hehe let me explain: A girl with big boobies talked me into going jogging with her early in the morning. Naturally I went as boobs have a tendancy to bounce nicely while jogging. Afterwards I feasted on mcdonalds breakfast which I hadn't had in years. So in case anyone else was wondering, they still serve breakfast there...or am I the only lazy piece of [-peep-] who doesn't get up till after noon here?

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Yahiko81   07-10-2003 at 12:14:23 AM
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j00 are still lazy.

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Auburn9698   07-10-2003 at 12:48:36 AM
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I believe I just gave myself what some call a "Dutch Oven." It was not a pleasant experience.


Also called a covered wagon. Some of my friends do that to their wives. I've never been that bold.


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camieabz   07-10-2003 at 02:58:23 AM
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Now that makes more sense. I just can't understand why you didn't phone her up, ask her to bring round a McD, and get into bed with you.

That way:

You stay in bed.
You get a McD.
You get bouncing boobies, and they're far nicer unrestrained.

That's my expert opinion on enjoying life.

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Flamethrower205   07-10-2003 at 03:37:06 AM
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I have to get up at 8:00 now for work:( Heheheh, the office is so cool- there are like 5 people counting me and we have 4000 sq. feet. Now I wonder, would it be ok if I brought in headphones to work and listened to music (I gotta program like a crazy mofo there).

All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

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papasmurf   07-10-2003 at 07:48:39 AM
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lol 4000 sq feet? Forget the head phones, bust out the promedias and share the joy :D

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