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dhlucke   07-10-2003 at 11:06:00 PM

Q: Is it every appropriate to write in l33t?
A: NO. This is strictly forbidden here.

Q. Is it big and clever to spam?
A. No, it's neither big or clever to commit such acts.

Q. What is spamming?
A. Posts of just 2 or 3 characters or saying the same thing over and over again in a blatant attempt to increase post count.

Q. OK, if I have done such things, what does it mean?
A. Studies over the years, most notably by Freud, indicate that the classic spammer almost always suffers from a classic case of micro-penis.

Q. Wow. How small is that then?
A. So small it's ingrowing.

Q. What happens if I continue, regardless of the size of my pecker?
A. THGC lynching party will hunt you down and string you up by the short and curlies.

Q: What's wrong with Wingding?
A: Nothing, he's the Forum Pervert. Although he does fancy hairy nipples.

Q: Is it true that Svol is perfect?
A: He's Dutch. The Dutch are always perfect

Q: Did Eden really say that it looks squeezed?
A: Yes, see <A HREF="http://forumz.tomshardware.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=faq¬found=1&code=1" target="_new">this thread</A>

Q: Who do I turn to if I have questions about how a "hot dog" of a certain size is supposed to fit into the "bun"?
A: Ask Eden. He'll tell you all about it.

Q: Is Emma fat?
A: No, and the next person who says that will be killed.

Q: Is Basmic gay?
A: Yes, and Phial is coming out of the closet too. Deal with it. It's possible they are the same person.

Q: Is Camie the forum drunk?
A: Yes. He's working real hard though to quit.

Q: Is Auburn's wife a gasser?
A: Are you blind?

Q: Who do I go to if I have any questions about breasts?
A: Dr. Hooter, also known as Zyprd.

Q: Why does RobD and Wingding act so strange with each other?
A: They're married.

Q: Where's the hamster?
A: Trust me... you don't want to know what happened to Hammie.

Q: What is all this bragging Flamethrower205 is doing?
A: He has no proof so just ignore...

Q: Is PapaSmurf gay?
A: Why don't you ask him.

Q: What exactly is Scamtron on?
A: We think it's Ritalin. It's definitely not a woman.

Q: Does Camie not like being picked upon?
A: You skip his posts?

Q: What's with Melb_Angel and those *hugs*?
A: What, you don't really think that means hug do you? She gived *hugs* out to people who do her favors. Let's just say that the word *hugs* stands in for a different four letter word that gets censored on this forum.

Q: Can members share with THGC the death of someone close to them ?
A: No way! It results in a THGC War, the person grieving feels worse than they did when they first posted it and wishes they never bought it up!

Q: Did Flamethrower205 really say "2 1.5 foot turds came out side by side"
A: <A HREF="http://forumz.tomshardware.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=faq¬found=1&code=1" target="_new">Yes, he is our resident circus freak.</A>

Q: Did Flamethrower205 really say that he dislodged a brick when he punched a wall?
A: <A HREF="http://forumz.tomshardware.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=faq¬found=1&code=1" target="_new">Of course</A>

Q: Did Flamethrower205 really say that he could curl 300 lbs?
A: Yes, he's our resident beefcake! <A HREF="http://forumz.tomshardware.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=faq¬found=1&code=1" target="_new">1</A> <A HREF="http://forumz.tomshardware.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=faq¬found=1&code=1" target="_new">2</A> <A HREF="http://forumz.tomshardware.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=faq¬found=1&code=1" target="_new"><b>3</b></A>

Q: How many of Scamtron's 6,783 posts (as of Aug 5, 2003)are spam?
A: All of them

Q: Who here is allowed to give hugs?
A: Only Emma. Anyone else will be declared a loony.


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zpyrd   07-10-2003 at 11:09:01 PM
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Don't I rate an FAQ mention?
Sulking and crying in the corner like a frightened puppy.

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dhlucke   07-10-2003 at 11:10:24 PM
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I figured people would add more

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eden   07-10-2003 at 11:11:47 PM
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One question though, what's a gasser?

EDIT: Boy now my words have been scarred forever! :frown: LOL
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dhlucke   07-10-2003 at 11:12:28 PM
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Like gassing a badger. A 2 bagger.

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eden   07-10-2003 at 11:13:59 PM
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So technically in a figured sense you are saying what about Hope?

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dhlucke   07-10-2003 at 11:15:10 PM
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You are so innocent.

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Auburn9698   07-10-2003 at 11:15:16 PM
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Ha, that got a laugh.

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dhlucke   07-10-2003 at 11:16:05 PM
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Well I edited the one about wingy and added zyprd. You people need to add more. I gotta go talk to the lawyer.

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Auburn9698   07-10-2003 at 11:17:40 PM
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Will work on it.

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eden   07-10-2003 at 11:27:11 PM
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ROFL good one about the hairy nipples pick.

You should add we have one single person who hates porn or doesn't have much interest in women, Spitfire... lol, man that got a page worth of traumatized men here.

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dwellman   07-10-2003 at 11:41:34 PM
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Oh. . . so close to a mention.

I hate porn, too.

But you know why.

I'm posting my wife's picture on my homespace.

Dave

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dwellman   07-10-2003 at 11:55:24 PM
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<A HREF="http://personal.southern.edu/~dwellman/angel.html" target="_new">Dees ees my wife.</A>

At least I think she's beautiful, and that's all that matters.
:tongue:

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Auburn9698   07-10-2003 at 11:57:02 PM
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She must wear an A-cup, right? :tongue:

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Anonymous   07-11-2003 at 12:18:18 AM
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Oh my. I have a new, profound respect for you.

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dwellman   07-11-2003 at 12:27:05 AM
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What's an "A-cup"?

**feigns ignorance**

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zpyrd   07-11-2003 at 12:31:23 AM
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Awe Gawd I Think I'm Gonna Cry!!! :frown:

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Yahiko81   07-11-2003 at 12:57:06 AM
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She's a red head!! Oh my. I hate those flaming demons. Red heads are the worst. I absolutely hate them... grrr... But your's looks nice. .. but don't they all.. evil demons I tell you!!

Je bent de meest onverschillige hasj dealende hoer die ik ooit heb ontmoet.
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lhgpoobaa   07-11-2003 at 02:55:03 AM
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hmmmm.
Mr evil & kinky here.
After reviewing that pic i rate your other half 8.5 outta 10.
Very evil missus u got there, with admirable assets.
Well done my man!

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Loqutis   07-11-2003 at 11:02:43 AM
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His wife may be many things dude, but an A Cup isnt one of them

Any day above ground is a good day

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Auburn9698   07-11-2003 at 01:39:27 PM
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Yeah, I know, which is why my message was dripping with sarcasm.

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dwellman   07-11-2003 at 05:25:58 PM
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I think they are worth the risk . . .

Yep! Definitely worth the risk.

(Of course, I <i>could</i> be. . . biased)

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dwellman   07-11-2003 at 05:27:59 PM
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But you cant cry <i>there</i>. Only I can cry there.

**gloat**

Muhahahahaha!

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dwellman   07-11-2003 at 05:32:57 PM
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I am one lucky bastard.

All because I was willing to suffer a 21 hour bus ride.

And, I'd do it again, dammit.

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svol   07-11-2003 at 09:58:08 PM
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Quote :

Dees ees my wife.

At least I think she's beautiful, and that's all that matters.


You lucky lucky bastard!

I love my Delta 60HP 7000 RPM fan that puts out more dB then CFM :eek:

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svol   07-11-2003 at 10:02:12 PM
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Q: Why does RobD and Wingding act so strange with eachother?
A: They're married.

Q: Where's the hamster?
A: Trust me... you don't want to know what happened to Hammie.

Q: What is all this bragging Flamethrower205 is doing?
A: He has no proof so just ignore... :smile:

I love my Delta 60HP 7000 RPM fan that puts out more dB then CFM :eek:

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eden   07-11-2003 at 10:23:58 PM
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<b>BANG, POOF, DISSED!</b>
Ah Svol, after that last FAQ point you did, words couldn't express my respect... :tongue:

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Auburn9698   07-11-2003 at 10:30:19 PM
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OK, I've PM'd Fredi to remove that message, quick, before I agree with Svol and ruin my whole weekend :wink:

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eden   07-11-2003 at 10:53:37 PM
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You're refering to what, that you might agree too much with and ruin yer weekend?

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Auburn9698   07-11-2003 at 10:55:58 PM
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His recommendations for FAQ.

We all know Svol has Hammie up his ass, though. Poor little rodent.

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eden   07-11-2003 at 10:58:16 PM
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Gotta admit those were really funny ones by him. And most agreeable the third... :wink:

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Anonymous   07-12-2003 at 12:05:37 AM
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Hamsters and Gerbils are fun. Except when the pet store guy accidently gives you a male and a female. Then you have about a dozen little rodents in a small cage. Then your dad has to give 'em all to the pet store guy who's gonna feed them to the snakes. This all happens when you're a child!

*sniffle*

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eden   07-12-2003 at 02:02:31 AM
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Poor you, the trauma... There there *pat on back*...

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lhgpoobaa   07-12-2003 at 02:31:34 AM
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and i wont comment on what her mouth looks like it was made for.... :smile:

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dwellman   07-12-2003 at 02:47:20 AM
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Good call.

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lhgpoobaa   07-12-2003 at 06:03:23 AM
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lucky lucky boy ;)

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svol   07-12-2003 at 05:49:07 PM
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No actually PooBaa and Emma had a felching (sp?) session.

I love my Delta 60HP 7000 RPM fan that puts out more dB then CFM :eek:

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Auburn9698   07-12-2003 at 05:53:19 PM
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You made it a threesome, and you still have Hammie up there. Admit it.

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svol   07-12-2003 at 07:42:25 PM
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No... it was a threesome between Emma, Poobaa and Hammie. Now I luckly don't know which of the two has Hammie up there.

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knowan   07-12-2003 at 09:43:27 PM
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Q - Is PapaSmurf gay?
A - Why don't you ask him.

Q - What exactly is Scamtron on?
A - We think it's Ritalin.


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Auburn9698   07-12-2003 at 09:44:36 PM
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Ritalin? Get the [-peep-] out. Gotta be something stronger than that.

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Jake_Barnes   07-12-2003 at 11:01:49 PM
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Q - What exactly is Scamtron on?
A - Sabbatical.

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dhlucke   07-14-2003 at 09:04:05 PM
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When is he coming back?

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camieabz   07-14-2003 at 09:41:52 PM
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Is DH the forum turd?

Yes, but we won't hold it (or anything for that matter) against him. He's just in need of a good shag.

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eden   07-15-2003 at 12:48:59 AM
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So DH, whaddya waiting for to update the FAQ?!

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dhlucke   07-15-2003 at 12:58:13 AM
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Oh. I really am in need of a good lay just like you're probably feigning for a good drink.

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svol   07-15-2003 at 03:11:18 PM
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Q: Can't Camie have it to be picked on?
A: Well yes, his replies to it proof that.

I love my Delta 60HP 7000 RPM fan that puts out more dB then CFM :eek:

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camieabz   07-15-2003 at 05:22:51 PM
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Quote :

Can't Camie have it to be picked on?


eh?

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Auburn9698   07-15-2003 at 05:59:05 PM
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I second that. What?

Maybe Svol's been smoking all the crops in the greenhouse again.

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jaythaman   07-15-2003 at 06:39:44 PM
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I think he means "does camie not like being picked upon?"

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