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camieabz   07-14-2003 at 07:35:42 PM

I wouldn't hang aroung the other/polls section for longer than two threads. Almost all the threads are sp pro-homo, it's getting like a gay rights protest in here.

[gruff manly and deep voice]I'm off for a pint![/gruff manly and deep voice]

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Auburn9698   07-14-2003 at 07:48:36 PM
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That's fairly accurate.

Except for the "a pint" part. Yeah, like we believe you're going to have <b>A</b> pint. A dozen pints? Maybe.

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basmic   07-14-2003 at 08:00:28 PM
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Don't blame me - I'm innocent until proven guilty (especially for the reason Svol has locked himself in the closet)

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dhlucke   07-14-2003 at 08:26:40 PM
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I blame everything on Svol.

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Flamethrower205   07-14-2003 at 08:38:46 PM
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Me too.

All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

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Jake_Barnes   07-14-2003 at 08:45:59 PM
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Roger that, Camie. Way too much "cruising" for a hardware forum.


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jaythaman   07-14-2003 at 08:47:03 PM
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This is just another shameless reason to booze up isnt it ? :tongue:

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dhlucke   07-14-2003 at 08:50:05 PM
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Well both Basmic and Phial are gay and are being very vocal about it.

Eden is anti-homophobia.

RobD and Wingy pretend they're gay.

And on the flip side of that coin the rest of you, including RobD and Wingy are constantly talking about straight sex in one form or another.

You should all be ashamed of yourselves for being deviants. I expect this place to be puritan by the end of the week!

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Auburn9698   07-14-2003 at 08:56:31 PM
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Oh, you're just backed up. Admit it.

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jaythaman   07-14-2003 at 08:56:36 PM
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by the end of the week, Yea right. God might just give up his job before that

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dhlucke   07-14-2003 at 08:59:21 PM
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I haven't gotten any since April and I expect the rest of you to cleanse and purify your souls just as I have. Step up to the plate and let God see that you deserve to go to heaven.

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Auburn9698   07-14-2003 at 09:01:18 PM
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Does that require moving to Amsterdam? Guess I'll have to find my passport.

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dhlucke   07-14-2003 at 09:02:02 PM
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God lives in the Netherlands but he can see you anywhere.

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camieabz   07-14-2003 at 09:03:02 PM
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heaven shmeaven. I'm going to hell, I'm sure, but it's been fun earning it.

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jaythaman   07-14-2003 at 09:03:19 PM
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Amsterdam is the next step after heaven. Get your facts straight

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Auburn9698   07-14-2003 at 09:04:04 PM
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*whew* Good, I don't have to lose the money I put up on the new house contract. What a relief.

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basmic   07-14-2003 at 09:05:19 PM
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Quote :

Amsterdam is the next step after heaven. Get your facts straight


Too right mate! Me and you, go limp-wristed all the way into Amsterdam! :wink:

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dhlucke   07-14-2003 at 09:06:13 PM
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I trust that you and Hope sleep in seperate beds? God sees everything and he'll strike you down if you sin. You should only have intercourse while conceiving a child.

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Auburn9698   07-14-2003 at 09:07:35 PM
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Yeah, bunkbeds.

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dhlucke   07-14-2003 at 09:08:25 PM
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You each sleep in potato sacks correct?

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jaythaman   07-14-2003 at 09:09:53 PM
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ummmmm *runs away *

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RobD   07-14-2003 at 09:14:12 PM
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Translation:

...*runs at full pace towards Basmic sporting industrial sized jar of vasoline*...

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basmic   07-14-2003 at 09:16:28 PM
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Now THAT'S what I like to hear.

That finger between your cheeks, really did the trick didn't it RobD?

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jaythaman   07-14-2003 at 09:23:47 PM
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I'd rather die :wink:

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Auburn9698   07-14-2003 at 09:24:13 PM
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Ahh, you must have found the address to our bedroom webcam.

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dhlucke   07-14-2003 at 09:25:00 PM
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Yeah. It's fun to watch while you're at work.

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zwaarst   07-14-2003 at 09:37:01 PM
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Hee,
totaly of topic, but here I get the quickest and best help,
does somebody know a good site with winxp fine tunning hints.
(yep, i jest switched from 2000 to xp because of the hyper threading.

thanx already

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Jake_Barnes   07-14-2003 at 10:06:19 PM
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PC World has some nice tips - <A HREF="http://www.pcworld.com/howto/article/0,aid,111111,00.asp" target="_new">link</A>


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eden   07-15-2003 at 12:40:02 AM
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Subscribe to www.winxpnews.com and get weekly tips and FAQs.
I like it because they find new tips and tricks. It has some fine-tuning things, but I recall a site that really had a full article on totally tuning WinXP.
I believe this is the one: <A HREF="http://www.tweaktown.com/document.php?dType=guide&dId=120" target="_new">http://www.tweaktown.com/document.php?dType=guide&dId=120</A>

Enjoy!

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eden   07-15-2003 at 12:43:29 AM
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Hope gives Auburn morning blow jobs, let us call the Behemoths on their heads, for such a
treachery of the word of God, and strike down on the heretics that be residing in their uncleansed souls!

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Auburn9698   07-15-2003 at 01:15:07 AM
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Bee-otch, you do anything to try and stop me from getting those and I'll hunt you down. (Got another one Saturday, by the way).

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dhlucke   07-15-2003 at 01:19:15 AM
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No more blowjobs. That's an order. You'll be snowballed if you try to get away with one.

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Auburn9698   07-15-2003 at 03:06:02 AM
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Hey, you can't reply any more. You left. No more soup for you. NEXT!

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dwellman   07-15-2003 at 03:06:52 AM
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Quote :

This is just another shameless reason to booze up isnt it ?


Does he need a reason?

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camieabz   07-15-2003 at 03:07:53 AM
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Definitely not!

It's reason enough.

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Auburn9698   07-15-2003 at 03:09:24 AM
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What's that? I can't understand a word you're saying. You're slurring all that crap together.

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dwellman   07-15-2003 at 03:09:30 AM
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That's what I thought.

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dwellman   07-15-2003 at 03:10:39 AM
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I wonder what "it" is. . .

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Auburn9698   07-15-2003 at 03:15:32 AM
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Aww, who cares. I don't waste my time trying to understand people that can't put one coherent sentence together.

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camieabz   07-15-2003 at 03:24:20 AM
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New thread approaching...bite me!

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Auburn9698   07-15-2003 at 03:26:18 AM
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Still waiting.....

Ya know, if you were a bit more sober (or sober at all), you could probably type faster and get this new thread up instead of just talking about it.

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Auburn9698   07-15-2003 at 03:28:38 AM
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Still waiting.

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camieabz   07-15-2003 at 03:29:55 AM
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Go look blind one!

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lhgpoobaa   07-15-2003 at 03:32:22 AM
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wasafaugtal?
imohopeld zwehelli rabobadib!

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Auburn9698   07-15-2003 at 03:34:25 AM
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Finally. I about fell asleep and spilled my beer there, cam.

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Auburn9698   07-15-2003 at 03:36:56 AM
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Quote :

wasafaugtal?
imohopeld zwehelli rabobadib!


Dear Emma,
In order for us to communicate with you better, please do the following:
A) Give poobaa his account back and use your own.
B) Take poobaa's schlong out of your mouth before you try to talk.

That will be all.
Thank you.

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camieabz   07-15-2003 at 03:40:54 AM
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Confession!

Judge Emma! He spilt his beer. A capital offense.

Bloody poof's drink too! I'll bet Basmic drinks beer. Basmic. Have you met Auburn? He's prolly your type of guy.

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Auburn9698   07-15-2003 at 03:48:30 AM
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I've said it before and I'll say it again. Half the time I'm going on about being on the sauce, I'm drinking, too. Well, except when I'm at work, of course. Then, half the time, I'm thinking about drinking.

I hear Basmic drinks fruity blue drinks with little paper umbrellas in them.

Besides, I've posted pics of me actually with my lady. All you have is those funky pants.

*sigh* Dwellman's thinking he can insult me by ripping on Alabama, and Cam thinks his gay remarks carry any weight. Seriously, you guys, you're going to have to do better than this.

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camieabz   07-15-2003 at 03:54:30 AM
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I mearly chip at your exterior a little at a time.

Still hoping that woman in the pic is your sister or your home help BTW :wink:

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Auburn9698   07-15-2003 at 03:57:43 AM
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Well, if I <i>had</i> a sister......

Thanks for mentioning the home help thing, though. That reminded me to pick up her French maid outfit from the cleaners tomorrow. :evil:



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