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Ok, I was sitting on the train reading some code for work when this drop dead gorgeous chick walks in. Woooot, she sat next to me, and she pulled out a book on networking. Hells yeah! I struck up a conversation with her, we talked about this and that, and next step is to ask her her screen name or telephone number. Too bad my dad was sitting in the seat in front of me, and when he gets worried or disapproves, he starts this cough like *Ahem*. He started doing that, so I thought a shite. Another opportunity that went by, is it ok to pick up girls when ur dad's there?? He apparently dissaproves...

All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

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He was prolly chatting her up when you went to the gents.

I would go for it in front of my Dad, or at least tell him to sod off for ten minutes. After all, he's sorted, so he shouldn't be bugging you.

Having said that, he may have noticed something about her which he didn't like.

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Reply to camieabz

*sigh*

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Reply to Auburn9698

I don't think he really saw her, except for her walking over to my seat. I checked her our, she seemed very fine.

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Reply to Flamethrower205

I can't help but think of Wayne's World 2:

"Is that a Unix book?"

Hopefully she wasn't grotesque like the woman in the movie though... when all is said and done, working out is a better way to get women.

Reply to sirak

He saw her adam's apple. Apparently you missed it.

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Reply to Yahiko81

...*remembers Friends episode with similar theme*...

:wink:

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Reply to camieabz

lol, that would have been terrible. You can tell from the eyes and from the way the face is, and she was 100% Grade A female.

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Reply to Flamethrower205

Her penis is usually another big hint.

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Reply to Yahiko81

but you're supposed to be able to tell before then. The facial hair, the deep voice, the way he talks about networking and pulls at his crotch at the same time.



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Reply to camieabz

I bet you all was going so fine, he was almost ready to score, until he let rip a very gaseous one. Dibs on the butt problems.

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Reply to eden

Flamey usually doesn't pay attention to that stuff, and just waits to find out by feeling for the penis.

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Reply to Auburn9698

I think you're right. He's just making up excuses. What happened was, the other person puked when she/he smelled Flamey's nasty classroom-stinking, turd-ricocheting ass, and then Flamey puked when he actually checked and found out that it was really a she-male.

That's what happened.

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Reply to Auburn9698

Rookie. You have no game.

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Reply to dhlucke

There's chicks working with computers, but most hate their work. :frown:

Reply to Howard

I know of a few that love it.

They also love their work.

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Reply to camieabz

Ditto what camieabz wrote.

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Reply to dwellman

Quote :

I think you're right. He's just making up excuses. What happened was, the other person puked when she/he smelled Flamey's nasty classroom-stinking, turd-ricocheting ass, and then Flamey puked when he actually checked and found out that it was really a she-male.

That's what happened.


ROFLOL... poor Flamey.

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Reply to svol

Emma's a good example.

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Reply to eden

You're an authority on that are you?

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Reply to camieabz

He has secret nightly chat sessions with her when PooBaa is asleep.

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Reply to svol

Quote :

He has secret nightly chat sessions with her when PooBaa is asleep.


Proof M'Lud! Svol deserves the stiffest punishment (preferably from Basmic). :lol:

Now do you see what this vile conspiritor is capable of when you're not around? The other denials must have been lies!

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Reply to camieabz

Svol will be put down like the dog he is.

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Reply to dhlucke

What the heck does M'Lud mean?

"Me Lad"?

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Reply to eden

I am thinking "My Lord" from Warcraft. The little peons. "Yes M'Lud"

What's a signature? Oh, those words that show up after all my comments? I don't need one of those!

Reply to JustPlainJef

Yes it means My Lord and refers to the Judge (Lord Advocate maybe?) in a court, in this case Emma.

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Quote :

Proof M'Lud! Svol deserves the stiffest punishment (preferably from Basmic).

Now do you see what this vile conspiritor is capable of when you're not around? The other denials must have been lies!


It is the thrueth (sp?)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Reply to svol

Hmm, svol saying that cam's comment is the truth? Sounds like a confession.

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Reply to Auburn9698

I was saying that my theory about the nightly chat sessions is the trueth!

I love my Delta 60HP 7000 RPM fan that puts out more dB then CFM :eek:

Reply to svol

Don't try and cover it up now. You already blurted it out.

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Reply to Auburn9698

I'm totally innocent... this is all a big conspiracy!

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Reply to svol

Getting defensive, huh? Sounds like a guilty conscience to me.

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Reply to Auburn9698

Burn him!!!!!!!!!!!!

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