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How do you pull this one off?

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flamethrower205   07-15-2003 at 03:55:32 AM

Ok, I was sitting on the train reading some code for work when this drop dead gorgeous chick walks in. Woooot, she sat next to me, and she pulled out a book on networking. Hells yeah! I struck up a conversation with her, we talked about this and that, and next step is to ask her her screen name or telephone number. Too bad my dad was sitting in the seat in front of me, and when he gets worried or disapproves, he starts this cough like *Ahem*. He started doing that, so I thought a shite. Another opportunity that went by, is it ok to pick up girls when ur dad's there?? He apparently dissaproves...

All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

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camieabz   07-15-2003 at 04:01:35 AM
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He was prolly chatting her up when you went to the gents.

I would go for it in front of my Dad, or at least tell him to sod off for ten minutes. After all, he's sorted, so he shouldn't be bugging you.

Having said that, he may have noticed something about her which he didn't like.

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Auburn9698   07-15-2003 at 04:03:16 AM
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*sigh*

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flamethrower205   07-15-2003 at 04:03:53 AM
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I don't think he really saw her, except for her walking over to my seat. I checked her our, she seemed very fine.

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sirak   07-15-2003 at 04:07:31 AM
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I can't help but think of Wayne's World 2:

"Is that a Unix book?"

Hopefully she wasn't grotesque like the woman in the movie though... when all is said and done, working out is a better way to get women.

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Yahiko81   07-15-2003 at 04:10:25 AM
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He saw her adam's apple. Apparently you missed it.

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camieabz   07-15-2003 at 04:12:45 AM
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...*remembers Friends episode with similar theme*...

:wink:

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flamethrower205   07-15-2003 at 04:14:30 AM
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lol, that would have been terrible. You can tell from the eyes and from the way the face is, and she was 100% Grade A female.

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Yahiko81   07-15-2003 at 04:16:47 AM
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Her penis is usually another big hint.

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camieabz   07-15-2003 at 04:18:28 AM
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but you're supposed to be able to tell before then. The facial hair, the deep voice, the way he talks about networking and pulls at his crotch at the same time.



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eden   07-15-2003 at 04:27:18 AM
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I bet you all was going so fine, he was almost ready to score, until he let rip a very gaseous one. Dibs on the butt problems.

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Auburn9698   07-15-2003 at 05:17:04 AM
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Flamey usually doesn't pay attention to that stuff, and just waits to find out by feeling for the penis.

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Auburn9698   07-15-2003 at 05:19:02 AM
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I think you're right. He's just making up excuses. What happened was, the other person puked when she/he smelled Flamey's nasty classroom-stinking, turd-ricocheting ass, and then Flamey puked when he actually checked and found out that it was really a she-male.

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dhlucke   07-15-2003 at 05:47:27 AM
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Rookie. You have no game.

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Howard   07-15-2003 at 06:56:12 AM
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There's chicks working with computers, but most hate their work. :frown:

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camieabz   07-15-2003 at 01:11:40 PM
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I know of a few that love it.

They also love their work.

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dwellman   07-15-2003 at 02:53:07 PM
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Ditto what camieabz wrote.

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svol   07-15-2003 at 04:25:40 PM
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Quote :

I think you're right. He's just making up excuses. What happened was, the other person puked when she/he smelled Flamey's nasty classroom-stinking, turd-ricocheting ass, and then Flamey puked when he actually checked and found out that it was really a she-male.

That's what happened.


ROFLOL... poor Flamey.

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eden   07-15-2003 at 08:50:56 PM
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Emma's a good example.

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camieabz   07-16-2003 at 01:49:46 AM
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You're an authority on that are you?

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svol   07-16-2003 at 08:46:21 PM
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He has secret nightly chat sessions with her when PooBaa is asleep.

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camieabz   07-17-2003 at 01:19:16 AM
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He has secret nightly chat sessions with her when PooBaa is asleep.


Proof M'Lud! Svol deserves the stiffest punishment (preferably from Basmic). :lol:

Now do you see what this vile conspiritor is capable of when you're not around? The other denials must have been lies!

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dhlucke   07-17-2003 at 07:26:52 AM
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Svol will be put down like the dog he is.

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eden   07-17-2003 at 06:04:42 PM
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What the heck does M'Lud mean?

"Me Lad"?

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JustPlainJef   07-17-2003 at 07:25:17 PM
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I am thinking "My Lord" from Warcraft. The little peons. "Yes M'Lud"

What's a signature? Oh, those words that show up after all my comments? I don't need one of those!

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camieabz   07-18-2003 at 01:33:40 AM
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Yes it means My Lord and refers to the Judge (Lord Advocate maybe?) in a court, in this case Emma.

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svol   07-18-2003 at 07:24:14 PM
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Quote :

Proof M'Lud! Svol deserves the stiffest punishment (preferably from Basmic).

Now do you see what this vile conspiritor is capable of when you're not around? The other denials must have been lies!


It is the thrueth (sp?)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Auburn9698   07-18-2003 at 07:26:40 PM
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Hmm, svol saying that cam's comment is the truth? Sounds like a confession.

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svol   07-18-2003 at 08:01:56 PM
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I was saying that my theory about the nightly chat sessions is the trueth!

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Auburn9698   07-18-2003 at 08:02:56 PM
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Don't try and cover it up now. You already blurted it out.

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svol   07-18-2003 at 08:08:28 PM
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I'm totally innocent... this is all a big conspiracy!

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Auburn9698   07-18-2003 at 08:12:07 PM
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Getting defensive, huh? Sounds like a guilty conscience to me.

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dhlucke   07-18-2003 at 08:33:02 PM
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Burn him!!!!!!!!!!!!

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