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ksoth   07-18-2003 at 05:17:15 PM

So I'm reading the joke section of Maxim magazine, and there is one that I just don't get. Maybe you guys can help me...


This guy walks into a bar and gets somethink to drink. After awhile he heads into the bathroom and sees a guy bent over the sink with someone givin it to him from behind and someone in turn giving it to him from behind. Stunned, the man leaves and goes to the bartender.
"Do you know what's goin on in your bathroom?" he says, and tells the bartender what he saw.
"The guy in the middle, was he wearing a red sweater?" the bartender asks.
"Yeah, I think so," the man replies.
"Oh, that's Frank," the bartender says, "he's lucky at cards to."


That's it. Now, is this supposed to mean that the guy in the middle is just lucky for being the meat in the sandwich? If so, then it's just not that funny. Or is there something else to it that I can't pick up on...

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Auburn9698   07-18-2003 at 05:25:45 PM
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I'm guessing the bartender's gay and is jealous of Frank. Not the best joke I've ever read.

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Pettytheft   07-18-2003 at 05:27:06 PM
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Got me stumped as well.

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Auburn9698   07-18-2003 at 05:29:10 PM
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Much more of an "eww" reaction than a "ha ha" reaction.

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Jake_Barnes   07-18-2003 at 05:35:05 PM
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Sick f***ing joke - has no business in an "upstanding" man's magazine.


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svol   07-18-2003 at 08:03:01 PM
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Uhmmmmmmmmmm... no idea, but the 'joke' sucks.

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Auburn9698   07-18-2003 at 08:05:42 PM
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Do you still have that red sweater?

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svol   07-18-2003 at 08:07:29 PM
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I don't own any red sweater and my name isn't Frank.

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basmic   07-19-2003 at 12:16:29 AM
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You were wearing one the other night. I saw it on the bedroom floor, after flinging it off for a wild night.

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Auburn9698   07-19-2003 at 12:33:09 AM
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I knew it! You're busted, svol. I mean, Frank.

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basmic   07-19-2003 at 12:40:10 AM
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Svol got fed up of calling my snake Jake, so it was called Frank. That's the explanation of the name Frank.

Svol likes to call it "Frank the big wank".

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Auburn9698   07-19-2003 at 12:43:36 AM
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Huh?!?! Svol is really Frank from the story, not you or any part of you. Leave Pike's stash alone.

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camieabz   07-19-2003 at 01:36:29 AM
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LoL!!!

When I worked at an engineering place, a guy called Frank always took ages when he went to the loo. You can guess his nickname...

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jihiggs   07-19-2003 at 07:12:25 AM
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seriously, how does crap like that get printed? like those comics that are just not funny at all. i saw one about michael jackson holding his kid over the ledge. somthing like, its a bird, no its a plane, no its michael jackson holding his baby over the ledge! what the hell is remotely funny about that? i swear if i ever caught some one laughing at something that unfunny i would sock them in the jaw. above all other things, stupidity pisses me off the most.

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silverpig   07-19-2003 at 07:48:38 AM
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What about stuff like <A HREF="http://www.members.shaw.ca/gskamps/deafstuff.wmv" target="_new">this</A>?

:)

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dhlucke   07-19-2003 at 08:20:49 AM
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Ok, ksoth, I don't know about you, but I got my copy of Maxim yesterday in the mail and I'm still busy looking at Anna. WTF are you doing reading the jokes already? There will be plenty of time for that later.

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jihiggs   07-19-2003 at 07:14:56 PM
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rofl, thats some funny stuff. i love that damn show, why did they have to cancel it??????

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ksoth   07-19-2003 at 08:47:03 PM
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Well my copy came like 5 days ago... Ya, she is one fine lookin lady. Maxim rocks.

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