Ya you heard me I want one too also I suggest you jerk off.. its really healthy I assure you... would a doctor lie to any of us... really would they???
-Jeremy
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dam this place is getting retarded lately~!!!!!!
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Dont tempt me to stick it in yer eye buddy.. dont damn well tempt me...
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You know I was thinking maybe something with purpose and style like masturbation specialist. Or something professional like maybe PHD Jerk. Just cant hold myself to one yet ill need to rub the noggin and squirt some ideas out. Ill let you guys know...
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LOL... you're crazy.
I love my Delta 60HP 7000 RPM fan that puts out more dB then CFM
You sound like a Wingding wannabee.
I love my Delta 60HP 7000 RPM fan that puts out more dB then CFM
No Im spud your svol ssss vvvvvvv ooooo lllll svol see how easy that was... jerk more pay less...
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You should get Forum Dr Jekyl/Mr Hyde or Forum A-hole.
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Forum Potato?
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Good Ideas guys good ideas...
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Forum Tuber?
<b><i>"Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control?"</b></i>
Hehe, a tubar...or a TUBEr? Nice play on words!
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Very few users have a custom title, what makes you so special? Is it because you spell potato with an e?
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*shrugs*
A legend in his own mind perhaps?
Is it even the spud of old? Or is it a older, post breakdown, prozac enhanced version?
<b><i>"Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control?"</b></i>
lmao oh man good laughs
<font color=orange><b>"x: who... the bald guy?
y: ssshhhhh!!! he might hear you
x: its ok, i'm sure he knows he's bald"
Me thinks someone is in serious need of bonkage!
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Add me and scammy to that list. Oh, and Svol, Eden, and Flamethrower.
I can't believe I've gotten so low. I'm a virgin too. I've hit rock bottom.
AHHHHH!!!!
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I could tell you, svol, eden and flamethrower to all get together for some bonkage...but I wont cauz it's cruel! lol
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Yeah, well....
ARG!
God damn this. I'm stuck at my parents place until I get a car. This is such a pain. I'm just wasting valuable time that I could be using finding some woman to have sex with.
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A leg end more like.
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Strikes me that "old hand" is quite appropriate...
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Luck is my middle name. Unfortunately, my first name is Bad.
His next title will be every bit as appropriate, too.
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Well spotted!
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Luck is my middle name. Unfortunately, my first name is Bad.
OoOoOoh Mel are you makeing a pass at me... I'm flattered... I also accept meet me in the grove by Mr. Dremcasters home at the "stroke" of midnight... Yeye... *spud trots off from the computer in preperation of a hot night of mastur... love makeing...*
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<P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by spud on 07/23/03 10:31 AM.</EM></FONT></P>
| Quote : Is it even the spud of old? Or is it a older, post breakdown, prozac enhanced version? |
Ditto that... maybe he has acute ADHD?
I love my Delta 60HP 7000 RPM fan that puts out more dB then CFM
who will i be bonking??
<font color=orange><b>"x: who... the bald guy?
y: ssshhhhh!!! he might hear you
x: its ok, i'm sure he knows he's bald"
That's what we want you to tell us, big boy.
He's just saying you're in <i>need</i> of bonking, not that you <i>will</i> be bonking. You've straightened us out on that.
Val Kilmer, as Doc Holliday in Tombstone:
"I stand corrected Wyatt, you're an oak."
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i love that movie!! its one of the best western movies ever man. damn, val did suck a fine job of acting. and that old coon DID bang her. thats what'll happen with me i bet. i will break down and go on a fuking spree
<font color=orange><b>"x: who... the bald guy?
y: ssshhhhh!!! he might hear you
x: its ok, i'm sure he knows he's bald"
YOu could bonk one of your cockies... or an indoor plant if you have any
<b><i>"Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control?"</b></i>
Well, you're Wyatt. You're an oak. If you say you could turn down a hottie that strips, shoves her pussy in front of you, and begs you to bang her til she screams loud enough to wake the neighbors....then you really are an oak.
Please let us know about the fvcking spree.
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<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange><P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by Auburn9698 on 07/23/03 08:12 PM.</EM></FONT></P>
ROFL... good idea!!! i'll go look for one... yeah i'll do that
<font color=orange><b>"x: who... the bald guy?
y: ssshhhhh!!! he might hear you
x: its ok, i'm sure he knows he's bald"
oh no, non of them ever said it like that. i'd run away if they came on to me like that. one time, one of them came and said "hi, are you with anyone?" me being stupid said no... she asked me if i'd be interested in a one nighter. thats when i turned all colors and said "................. umm.... umm... i don't know... i mean sorry, but i can't"
that was about 4 months ago tho... i don't know if you remember what happened to me on the forum or not, but that was another spam spree. every time something like that happens to me, i go nuts for two weeks or so. but i always go back to being me. and then there was the time i was "in love" and emma and poo know what i'm talking about. thats about the same time i got on flamys ass.
i hope tp god the fuking spree doesn't happen. it'd be a waste of the last 22 years, wouldn't you say?
<font color=orange><b>"x: who... the bald guy?
y: ssshhhhh!!! he might hear you
x: its ok, i'm sure he knows he's bald"
hey spud if ya want a custom title, how about this one: The Forum Masturbater
i'm not spud and i already have a custom title and color
<font color=orange><b>"x: who... the bald guy?
y: ssshhhhh!!! he might hear you
x: its ok, i'm sure he knows he's bald"
| Quote : oh no, non of them ever said it like that. i'd run away if they came on to me like that. one time, one of them came and said "hi, are you with anyone?" me being stupid said no... she asked me if i'd be interested in a one nighter. thats when i turned all colors and said "................. umm.... umm... i don't know... i mean sorry, but i can't" |
You are not a man. PERIOD. The only time you say no is if she's horribly nasty or you are hitched. WTF happened to your balls?
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actually she was hot... thats why it took me a little longer to get over that one. at that point, my balls fell off. i'm serious dood, they like fell off or something. i mean i knew i'd say no, but i couldn't talk for a few seconds... thats was not funny at all.
we were going to watch a movie but we missed the one we were going to watch so we were waiting inside. for about 35 mins we were standing across each other. then it happened. damn that was bad. i looked like an ass. gee that was bad... oh man that WAS BAD... oh what ever its in the past
<font color=orange><b>"x: who... the bald guy?
y: ssshhhhh!!! he might hear you
x: its ok, i'm sure he knows he's bald"
Everyone fouls up their game. You on the other hand don't WANT game.
Why? Why in the world do you deny yourself women and pleasure?
What the hell is the point of life if you can't have any fun?
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i DO have fun... well not as much as you guys... but i still have fun... i guess heh heh... no? well i think i do. YEAH i do, just not the same kind of fun i guess.
<font color=orange><b>"x: who... the bald guy?
y: ssshhhhh!!! he might hear you
x: its ok, i'm sure he knows he's bald"
I don't wanna ride you too hard. Can I ask what your friends say about you being a monk?
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well they moslt laugh at me... make jokes and stuff, but yahiko is pretty good with it. he has actually seen me around a girl and how i was acting... it wasn't good.
my two friends at the movie are still sort of pissed tho. they were going to set me up for some prank once, but i cought on to it. mwah hah hah hah
<font color=orange><b>"x: who... the bald guy?
y: ssshhhhh!!! he might hear you
x: its ok, i'm sure he knows he's bald"
You're 22 dude. Why can't you just have sex and not tell your parents or whoever is telling you that you can't?
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i wish it were that easy... its not my parents nor any ONE. its me... i can't lie to me, you see? i'd know and thats the prob here. it also wouldn't speak highly of how dedicated i am to my faith. right now, i'd die for it. thats how strong it is, but if i were to start doing stuff like that, i don't know if i would be the same person........ yeah that and sh!t like that
<font color=orange><b>"x: who... the bald guy?
y: ssshhhhh!!! he might hear you
x: its ok, i'm sure he knows he's bald"
aah amma grab a beer... this is all too much
<font color=orange><b>"x: who... the bald guy?
y: ssshhhhh!!! he might hear you
x: its ok, i'm sure he knows he's bald"
No god would ask you to abstain from living your life to the fullest. Having sex before you're married does not make you a lesser person.
What religion are you anyways?
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Drinking a beer doesn't make you less of a person either. It's only when you abuse it that it's bad. Same could be said for anything though including religion.
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there is way more to it than that. if that was all, i'd agree, but there is more than that. i'm a bahai and i'm not good at explaining things. the best i can do is to let you know there are websites about it.
i really don't want to talk about it here anyways.
<font color=orange><b>"x: who... the bald guy?
y: ssshhhhh!!! he might hear you
x: its ok, i'm sure he knows he's bald"
the beer i drink had no alchohol in it. if it did, i wouldn't touch it. but damn its some good [-peep-], beer that is. it tastes like sh!t, but i like it
<font color=orange><b>"x: who... the bald guy?
y: ssshhhhh!!! he might hear you
x: its ok, i'm sure he knows he's bald"
I'll look it up and read about it. I've never even heard of it. I understand if you don't want to talk about it in detail...I guess I was just curious.
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i wouldn't mind at all, but thats if i were good at talking about it. its one of those thing i understand, but can't explain... you know what i mean?
<font color=orange><b>"x: who... the bald guy?
y: ssshhhhh!!! he might hear you
x: its ok, i'm sure he knows he's bald"
I was just picking my nose. I had a few sticky greeners on the right side.
There were a few long nostril hairs poking out so I just pulled them out. It felt good!
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