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Loqutis   07-23-2003 at 08:26:58 AM

Your last name stays put.
> > The garage is all yours.
> > Wedding plans take care of themselves.
> > Chocolate is just another snack.
> > You can be president.
> > You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
> > Car mechanics tell you the truth.
> > The world is your urinal.
> > You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
> > Same work, more pay.
> > Wrinkles add character.
> > Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
> > People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
> > The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
> > New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
> > One mood, ALL the time.
> > Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
> > You know stuff about tanks.
> > A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
> > You can open all your own jars.
> > You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
> > If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
> > Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
> > Everything on your face stays its original color.
> > Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
> > You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
> > You almost never have strap problems in public.
> > You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
> > The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
> > You don't have to shave below your neck.
> > Your belly usually hides your big hips.
> > One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
> > You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
> > You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
> > You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45
> > minutes.
>
>
>


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dhlucke   07-23-2003 at 08:32:59 AM
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Yeah, but women had breasts. I'd never leave the house if I was a women.

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scamtrOn   07-23-2003 at 08:33:42 AM
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The world is your urinal: HAR
Same work, more pay: HAR HAR
You know stuff about tanks: HAR
You can open all your own jars: HAR HAR HAR
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness: HAR HAR
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend: HAR
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt: HAR HAR


<font color=orange><b>"x: who... the bald guy?
y: ssshhhhh!!! he might hear you
x: its ok, i'm sure he knows he's bald"

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scamtrOn   07-23-2003 at 08:35:17 AM
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yeah you would...

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but women <b>had</b> breasts


what kind of women are YOU seeing? is one of their names basmic?

<font color=orange><b>"x: who... the bald guy?
y: ssshhhhh!!! he might hear you
x: its ok, i'm sure he knows he's bald"

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dhlucke   07-23-2003 at 08:40:05 AM
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ROFLMAO! Typo. Whoops

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scamtrOn   07-23-2003 at 08:41:24 AM
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did you have your left pinky in your mouth when you typed "Typo. Whoops"?

<font color=orange><b>"x: who... the bald guy?
y: ssshhhhh!!! he might hear you
x: its ok, i'm sure he knows he's bald"

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jmecor   07-23-2003 at 09:14:15 AM
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What does basmic mean?

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JustPlainJef   07-23-2003 at 05:04:43 PM
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> > You can go to the bathroom all by yourself.
> > Bruises, cuts, scrapes, and scars are cool and don't need to be covered up.

=o)

I've got a <font color=red>fever</font color=red>,
and the only <i>perscription</i>
is more <b>cowbell</b>

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spud   07-23-2003 at 05:11:59 PM
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You forgot we dont need extras to jerk off unlike ladies who need dildo's to really have fun...

-Jeremy

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ksoth   07-23-2003 at 05:29:57 PM
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About the phone thing. The way it works in my house is that if you are ever talking to another man on the phone, the time limit is 30 seconds per year of knowing that person, with a 5 minute limit. So, you know someone for 6 years, the max time on the phone is 3 minutes. Know someone for a year or less, 30 seconds flat as what the hell do you need to talk about if you've only known the prick for a year? Other great things about being a man:

Women HAVE to cry atleast twice a week, it's in the genes. Men just don't.
Men don't bleed out of their cocks once a month. Boy wouldn't that suck.
Men don't have to lie about farting or stinking up the bathroom.
Whereas women "go shopping," men just buy sh!t. It's much simpler.
Power tools.

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JustPlainJef   07-23-2003 at 05:42:37 PM
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<b><i><font color=red>POWER TOOLS!!!!</font color=red></i></b> Power tools kick ass!!!

I've got a <font color=red>fever</font color=red>,
and the only <i>perscription</i>
is more <b>cowbell</b>

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jaythaman   07-23-2003 at 06:56:39 PM
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> > > >Ten Things men know for sure about women.
> > > >1.
> > > >
> > > >2.
> > > >
> > > >3.
> > > >
> > > >4.
> > > >
> > > >5.
> > > >
> > > >6.
> > > >
> > > >7.
> > > >
> > > >8.
> > > >
> > > >9.
> > > >
> > > >10. They have breasts.

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phial   07-23-2003 at 07:39:52 PM
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Quote :

did you have your left pinky in your mouth when you typed "Typo. Whoops"?



LOLO LOL LOLO LOL LOLO LOL LOLO LOL LOLO LOL LOLO LOL LOLO LOL LOLO LOL LOLO LOL LOLO LOL LOLO LOL


i got this picture of dhlucke in my mind doing a Dr.Evil pose wth his pinky haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhaaaaaaaaaaaa dam aahahaha it hurts hahahah

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scamtrOn   07-23-2003 at 07:52:19 PM
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basmic means gay

<font color=orange><b>"x: who... the bald guy?
y: ssshhhhh!!! he might hear you
x: its ok, i'm sure he knows he's bald"

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scamtrOn   07-23-2003 at 07:53:16 PM
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actually i got that picture in my mind too... oh man thats funny shtuff

<font color=orange><b>"x: who... the bald guy?
y: ssshhhhh!!! he might hear you
x: its ok, i'm sure he knows he's bald"

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phial   07-23-2003 at 07:55:42 PM
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im tired of hearnig that name. it jsut doesnt seem to want to go away

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svol   07-23-2003 at 08:02:44 PM
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Yeah is is great to be a man... but I'm sure a lot of us would like to be a woman for one day.

I love my Delta 60HP 7000 RPM fan that puts out more dB then CFM :eek:

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dwellman   07-23-2003 at 08:06:46 PM
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Quote :

What does basmic mean?


I think it is a group trying to bring back BASIC.

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scamtrOn   07-23-2003 at 09:05:42 PM
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what name?

<font color=orange><b>"x: who... the bald guy?
y: ssshhhhh!!! he might hear you
x: its ok, i'm sure he knows he's bald"

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scamtrOn   07-23-2003 at 09:06:00 PM
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yeah... count me in

<font color=orange><b>"x: who... the bald guy?
y: ssshhhhh!!! he might hear you
x: its ok, i'm sure he knows he's bald"

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scamtrOn   07-23-2003 at 09:06:27 PM
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no no no, you must ask file

<font color=orange><b>"x: who... the bald guy?
y: ssshhhhh!!! he might hear you
x: its ok, i'm sure he knows he's bald"

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dhlucke   07-23-2003 at 10:23:51 PM
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Stop humping the laser!

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<font color=blue>GOD</font color=blue> <font color=red>BLESS</font color=red> <font color=blue>AMERICA</font color=blue>

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scamtrOn   07-23-2003 at 10:25:57 PM
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you need to let go of that poor cat. the first time you screwed it, it lost all its hair.

<font color=orange><b>"x: who... the bald guy?
y: ssshhhhh!!! he might hear you
x: its ok, i'm sure he knows he's bald"

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Loqutis   07-24-2003 at 01:39:47 AM
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No that was coz it got caught in the "Laser"

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Howard   07-24-2003 at 01:43:39 AM
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Can't wait for emma (melb_angel) to read this thread. :smile:

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scamtrOn   07-24-2003 at 05:46:03 AM
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sshhh!!! no one needs to know that!

<font color=orange><b>"x: who... the bald guy?
y: ssshhhhh!!! he might hear you
x: its ok, i'm sure he knows he's bald"

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