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Reply to Auburn9698

i didn't get it...

<font color=orange><b>"x: who... the bald guy?
y: ssshhhhh!!! he might hear you
x: its ok, i'm sure he knows he's bald"

Reply to scamtrOn

You wouldn't cause you can't read.

Je bent de meest onverschillige hasj dealende hoer die ik ooit heb ontmoet.
<b><font color=green>hagedis</font color=green></b>,<b><font color=green>hagedis</font color=green></b>
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Reply to Yahiko81

actually, cuz i didn't read!! bwah hah hah i was looking for the easy way out... heh heh

<font color=orange><b>"x: who... the bald guy?
y: ssshhhhh!!! he might hear you
x: its ok, i'm sure he knows he's bald"

Reply to scamtrOn
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scamtron....the forum idiot! :lol:

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Reply to zpyrd

zat moi new title eh?

<font color=orange><b>"x: who... the bald guy?
y: ssshhhhh!!! he might hear you
x: its ok, i'm sure he knows he's bald"

Reply to scamtrOn
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Idiots, can't stand 'em, won't stand 'em.

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Reply to eden

Unfortunately idiots tend to multiply exponentially.

Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer. -- Homer Simpson.

Reply to Black_Cat

then WHY oh WHY do you stand me??? oh romio, i know not the way i shall take on thy journey, nor is it upon me to hold my self steadfast in thy cause. what thyn whats from me, i cannot deliver... i will always be an idiot!!!!

<font color=orange><b>"x: who... the bald guy?
y: ssshhhhh!!! he might hear you
x: its ok, i'm sure he knows he's bald"

Reply to scamtrOn

ummm... on a more serious note, if anyone knows what the fuk i just said, please explain it to me... i'm serious. lately, i find me writing [-peep-] i don't know the meaning of... this is really frustrating me damn it

<font color=orange><b>"x: who... the bald guy?
y: ssshhhhh!!! he might hear you
x: its ok, i'm sure he knows he's bald"

Reply to scamtrOn

I was working on an overhead line when I heard someone ask why the power was down, about 2 seconds before finding myself shaking on the floor below.

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Reply to Crashman

LMAO!!! hahhah ah ahahha ahhahaha how did it feel brothah? har har har... in your case, its "idiots working alone can kill themselves"... oh man that was a good laugh

<font color=orange><b>"x: who... the bald guy?
y: ssshhhhh!!! he might hear you
x: its ok, i'm sure he knows he's bald"

Reply to scamtrOn
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That's scary. Pretty funny examples in that article though.

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Reply to dhlucke
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Found 2 people that can help me with idiots, Smith and Wesson, cant get away with it tho, I really really dont suffer fools gladly, tend to get really sarcastic

Me and Seven of Nine, Ohhh Yeah

Reply to Loqutis

heh hah hah hah heh heh heh hah heh heh hah heh hah heh hah heh heh heh

thats funny sh!t once you read it!

<font color=orange><b>"x: who... the bald guy?
y: ssshhhhh!!! he might hear you
x: its ok, i'm sure he knows he's bald"

Reply to scamtrOn

The problem is its got more than a bit of truth to it...

And everyday i see morons on the road... i just try my best not to get in their way. Somedays though i feel like a magnet for morons. :frown:

<b><i>"Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control?"</b></i> :eek:

Reply to lhgpoobaa

dood, morons on the road are as common as [-peep-] in your ars. i seriously think peeps should drive at 18, not 16. in reality, you can drive when you are much younger... 12 13 and sh!t, but it shouldn't be till you're 18 till you getz to drive. stupid fuking teenage drivers with their sh!t ass rice cars. they don't even know how to fuking drive... with they gimp ass style of one hand on top of the steering wheel driving. just watch them in an emergency situation. fukkers think all there is to driving is gas, brake, and the wheel. most of the fukkers on the road gotz no skills. all they know is how go, stop and turn.

i've seen it man! the place i used to go race at, there used to be all these new white kids acting like black doods. the first week went fine, but thats because it was all bracket racing. the week after that, where they had to actually use skills, there were only 3 or 4 of them left. out of the 25-30 that showed up, only 3 or 4 were actually skilled. not talking about mad skills here, but they were pretty good.

them fukkaz are the ones you see coming out of the movies just after watching some lame ass movie like 2 fast 2 shittyass and the next best thing they know how to do is floor the gas. grr how much i hate them fukkaz. i don't fight, but there has been a few times i've come very close to beating some of these whores up. even some of the older ones have sh!ts for brains. even as old as 24 25 and some even older.

ok i'm getting carried away here. bye bye now.

<font color=orange><b>"x: who... the bald guy?
y: ssshhhhh!!! he might hear you
x: its ok, i'm sure he knows he's bald"

Reply to scamtrOn

You mean like a certain canadian you don't like.

Je bent de meest onverschillige hasj dealende hoer die ik ooit heb ontmoet.
<b><font color=green>hagedis</font color=green></b>,<b><font color=green>hagedis</font color=green></b>
Svol heeft een reusachtige worst

Reply to Yahiko81

For the first time u really made some sence.

Reply to chandanarahul
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Quote :

some lame ass movie like 2 fast 2 shittyass


LOL. That's the best description of it I've seen. Nice one!

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Reply to RobD
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Damn RiceBoys. I hate those damn mofo's driving like idiots.
Those fvcking RiceCar engineers should have the engine head so the sparkplugs shoot into the driver when they try to rev the engine up to 10k.

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Reply to zpyrd
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Quote :

You mean like a certain canadian you don't like.


Would that be qoop's boyfriend?
He gave me the riceboy vibe.

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Reply to zpyrd

I'm not going to name any names... {whispers... yep it was him.. major ricer..)

Je bent de meest onverschillige hasj dealende hoer die ik ooit heb ontmoet.
<b><font color=green>hagedis</font color=green></b>,<b><font color=green>hagedis</font color=green></b>
Svol heeft een reusachtige worst

Reply to Yahiko81

You didn't understand what you read, and now I'm an idiot? Another worker turned the power on. I wouldn't have to explain that to most people because it's implied, but for you, I'll condescend.

<font color=blue>Only a place as big as the internet could be home to a hero as big as Crashman!</font color=blue>
<font color=red>Only a place as big as the internet could be home to an ego as large as Crashman's!</font color=red>

Reply to Crashman

*heh heh heh :evil: *

<font color=orange><b>"x: who... the bald guy?
y: ssshhhhh!!! he might hear you
x: its ok, i'm sure he knows he's bald"

Reply to scamtrOn

*bows down*

oh darn it... i didn't know wingding is here!!

<font color=orange><b>"x: who... the bald guy?
y: ssshhhhh!!! he might hear you
x: its ok, i'm sure he knows he's bald"

Reply to scamtrOn

HAH!! yeah have it shoot in the middle of their eyes... mwah hah hah

<font color=orange><b>"x: who... the bald guy?
y: ssshhhhh!!! he might hear you
x: its ok, i'm sure he knows he's bald"

Reply to scamtrOn

erm... that could be either way no? still its funny... just imagine you on the ground like that hahh hahah hah

<font color=orange><b>"x: who... the bald guy?
y: ssshhhhh!!! he might hear you
x: its ok, i'm sure he knows he's bald"

Reply to scamtrOn
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I have to admit sometimes you do explain vaguely. I didn't get it until now.

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Reply to eden

OK, another guy said "why's the power off" and 2 seconds later I found myself on the ground. What could have happened within those 2 seconds to put me on the ground? Easiest conclusion is that he didn't know why it was turned off, assumed it was OK to turn on, and did so, no?

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<font color=red>Only a place as big as the internet could be home to an ego as large as Crashman's!</font color=red>

Reply to Crashman

no no no, crashjoon (joon=dearest) you did confuse us. here is how:

Quote :

I was working on an overhead line when I heard someone ask why the power was down, about 2 seconds before finding myself shaking on the floor below.


you said 2 seconds <b>before</b>, meaning you knew what happened before the guy asked. now keeping that in mind, it would clearly mean that <b>you</b> did it to your self. see now?

<font color=orange><b>"x: who... the bald guy?
y: ssshhhhh!!! he might hear you
x: its ok, i'm sure he knows he's bald"

Reply to scamtrOn

oh yeah, now you say after. so its all better. knowing the title of this thread, i could have guessed that if you said after from the first place, but you said before.

<font color=orange><b>"x: who... the bald guy?
y: ssshhhhh!!! he might hear you
x: its ok, i'm sure he knows he's bald"

Reply to scamtrOn

[-peep-], it's kindergarten time.

OK, the guy asked why the power was out.

2 seconds later I found myself on the floor.

Since I was already working on the line and not laying on the floor, the line must have been off.

Further, if I heard the guy ask that question, I could not have been being shocked at the time. It would be impossible to shock myself, here a guy ask the question, then react to the shock. Electricity moves at roughly the speed of light.

Hearing him ask that question 2 seconds before the power went ON clearly indicates that someone turned it on after he asked the question. Which indicates the power was off.

You should have been a lawyer, where your reversal of logic would actually help you to either convict innocent people or send guilty ones free.

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Reply to Crashman

Grr, if I had heard him say it AFTER I got shocked, it would mean I shocked myself by working on a live power line, and tripped a breaker.

Since I heard him say it BEFORE I got shocked, it would indicate that someone responded to the question by turning on the power 2 seconds after he asked the question!

That someone was him, he asked the question, then turned on the power!

It would make no sense the other way around!

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Reply to Crashman

with as much info as you gave in your first post, there is really no way to tell wtf u r talking about. when you write, you need to look at what you write from the readers view buddy. there are different ways to take that. the way i took it is you were working on the line and shocked your self, tripping the breaker. some one asks why the power is off like wtf just happened. by now you have fallen on the ground.

Quote :

You should have been a lawyer, where your reversal of logic would actually help you to either convict innocent people or send guilty ones free.


you are still pissed at the death penalty... hah hah sorry buddy, but its YOUR system that you are so against changing thats fukked up.

<font color=orange><b>"x: who... the bald guy?
y: ssshhhhh!!! he might hear you
x: its ok, i'm sure he knows he's bald"

Reply to scamtrOn

When you write, you have to understand your audience. I thought more of my audience's comprehension before my post than I do now. I couldn't have tripped the circuit breaker if the power was off before the question was asked. Which is why you keep trying to get me to say "after" instead of "before".

If he had said it after I was shocked, it would be me tripping the circuit breaker. Since he said it before I got shocked, it was him turning the power on.

Lawyers badger people like this in order to make them say something they didn't say, or to admit to something they didn't do, or to trick jurors into thinking the person said the opposite of what they said. Prosecutors are infamous for this. Which is why I oppose the death penalty in the U.S.

Maybe your country has an honest justice system, however.

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<font color=red>Only a place as big as the internet could be home to an ego as large as Crashman's!</font color=red>

Reply to Crashman

again, with as much info as you gave in your first post, its impossible to know what happened. only YOU were there and know what happened. i have to use my imagination, unlike you. if you were testing the line, the power would have to be on. that just goes to show you that there was a flaw with what wrote. in fact, i wouldn't be shocked if no one really understood you. just because no one said anything doesn't mean they understook you. this is not going to work crash. its based on your first post and any info you add to it doesn't make a diff.

i'm not trying to get you to say anything. thats what you say i'm trying to do because you fail to see the flaw with your post. like i said, i have to use my imagination.

you know i live in the US. if i live here, these are the laws that i have to go by. thats why i want things to be changed, but because the system is fukked up, you don't want any change. thats where i disagree with you.

<font color=orange><b>"x: who... the bald guy?
y: ssshhhhh!!! he might hear you
x: its ok, i'm sure he knows he's bald"

Reply to scamtrOn

Ah, that's where the original misunderstanding came from then. You see, you're supposed to use your imagination, but I didn't say what I was DOING on that line. I wasn't testing it, I was adding a power tap. If you had known that I was installing parts, you would have probably assumed the power was off, instead of assuming it was on.

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<font color=red>Only a place as big as the internet could be home to an ego as large as Crashman's!</font color=red>

Reply to Crashman
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ROFL, a discussion on time prepositions and meanings, BEFORE or AFTER, the cosmic question! :lol:

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Reply to eden

Whats wrong with
'2 fast 2 fluorescent?'

<b><i>"Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control?"</b></i> :eek:

Reply to lhgpoobaa
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Not a patch on the first one IMO. First one was a damn fine film, although I personally hate boy racers (rice boys to everyone non UK).

BTW, why rice boys?

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Reply to RobD
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Quote :

You mean like a certain canadian you don't like.


May I guess? Moocha Boy or however you called him again?

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Reply to svol
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Why can't we just put all idiots in a big rocket and send them to Pluto? Why Oh Why?

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Reply to svol

if i told you why i thought the power was on, you'd think i'm being an ass, but yes i did think YOU left the power on and for a good reason i imagined.

<font color=orange><b>"x: who... the bald guy?
y: ssshhhhh!!! he might hear you
x: its ok, i'm sure he knows he's bald"

Reply to scamtrOn

is pluto taking apps? i'll have to fill one out for me

<font color=orange><b>"x: who... the bald guy?
y: ssshhhhh!!! he might hear you
x: its ok, i'm sure he knows he's bald"

Reply to scamtrOn
- 0 +

You're not allowed to go to Pluto, you have to stay here and entertain us. :smile:

I love my Delta 60HP 7000 RPM fan that puts out more dB then CFM :eek:

Reply to svol

OK

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<font color=red>Only a place as big as the internet could be home to an ego as large as Crashman's!</font color=red>

Reply to Crashman

Quote :

I really really dont suffer fools gladly ...


Well said. I, myself, rarely seek quarter, and offer less.

My nickname is Beretta ...


<b><font color=red>It depends on what the meaning of the word "is" is. - Bill Clinton<b><font color=red>

Reply to Jake_Barnes

why rice boys?
Cuaz they are young impressionable (stupid) males.


<b><i>"Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control?"</b></i> :eek:

Reply to lhgpoobaa
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