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dhlucke   07-30-2003 at 07:28:04 AM

Anyone have any experience with them? I've always wondered if you'd actually notice an effect.

Would eating oysters on a date make it better for example?

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phial   07-30-2003 at 09:09:27 AM
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havent tryed it


BUT i do remember a familly reunion where they had a buffet with oysters and that night i had an insatiable erection the whole time

coincidence?

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dhlucke   07-30-2003 at 09:20:22 AM
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I hear they're bullshit. Just folk lore.

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phial   07-30-2003 at 09:22:34 AM
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couldnt tell you

google.com

search it?

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Auburn9698   07-30-2003 at 01:39:42 PM
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BUT i do remember a familly reunion where they had a buffet with oysters and that night i had an insatiable erection the whole time


Well, maybe if you'd spent less time ogling your cousins.....


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WingDing   07-30-2003 at 01:41:38 PM
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That happens to me at family funerals.

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shadus   07-30-2003 at 01:50:57 PM
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Most are urban legends or have a blood preasure raising component in them (which does coincidentally make it easier to get an erection.)

If you don't mind dipping into the world of illegal drugs, X is known to have a very aphrodisiac quality to it. Makes you really like everyone... pretty pleasant. Problem is finding X that isn't spiked with meth or something similar.

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Auburn9698   07-30-2003 at 01:51:58 PM
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OK, now I want to hear something that will actually surprise me this morning....

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RobD   07-30-2003 at 01:58:36 PM
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Something from yourself that would surprise everyone would be an admission that you <i>didn't</i> get laid last night.

Although there's more chance of plaitting fog that that happening.

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Auburn9698   07-30-2003 at 02:02:20 PM
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Actually, I didn't.

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RobD   07-30-2003 at 02:07:30 PM
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...*Passes out with shock*...

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phial   07-30-2003 at 02:09:54 PM
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Well, maybe if you'd spent less time ogling your cousins.....



man , well they should start wearing panties then! sheesh, whats a guy supposed to do . all that and then oysters. i must have jizzed 10 times in the bathroom sink that night...

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Auburn9698   07-30-2003 at 02:10:39 PM
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Don't hit your head on anything on the way down.

Sorry to disappoint. I have no excuse.

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Auburn9698   07-30-2003 at 02:12:41 PM
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OK, Wingding, give Phial his account back.

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RobD   07-30-2003 at 02:14:31 PM
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...*slowly comes to*...

Ah, maybe it was Flag of Japan week?

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Auburn9698   07-30-2003 at 02:16:33 PM
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Nope, I don't even have that excuse.

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RobD   07-30-2003 at 02:19:21 PM
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I think you should attempt to make amends when you get home tonight. Twice. Only a vigorous humping session, followed by posting some details here can redeem you now.

<font color=blue>"When you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get." - Homer Simpson.</font color=blue>

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Auburn9698   07-30-2003 at 02:22:51 PM
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I'm already planning on it, mah brotha.

31 days and counting.....
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WingDing   07-30-2003 at 02:25:50 PM
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We also need vivid descriptions of the sounds and smells involved.

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RobD   07-30-2003 at 02:31:27 PM
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Bravo, sir.

<font color=blue>"When you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get." - Homer Simpson.</font color=blue>

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WingDing   07-30-2003 at 02:34:16 PM
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Sounds like you need some pecker action too.

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RobD   07-30-2003 at 02:34:23 PM
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Maybe you two could swap notes?

I'm hoping for a bit tonight, as the wife has just rung me to say she's just bought some new underwear. ...*drool*...

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Auburn9698   07-30-2003 at 02:37:11 PM
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Yes, Professor Wingding.

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Auburn9698   07-30-2003 at 02:38:01 PM
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Ahh, that's like money in the bank. Like the sun rising in the east.

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WingDing   07-30-2003 at 02:38:45 PM
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[insult] So she's poked two holes in a bin-bag then? At least that should fit her [/insult]

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RobD   07-30-2003 at 02:46:45 PM
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Yes, she got it where your wife shops [/back at you]

<font color=blue>"When you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get." - Homer Simpson.</font color=blue>

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WingDing   07-30-2003 at 02:50:33 PM
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True :frown: My wife needs one bin liner per buttock.

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RobD   07-30-2003 at 02:54:23 PM
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Your wife could look good in a potato sack, jammy bastard. [/compliment]

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RobD   07-30-2003 at 02:56:39 PM
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Oh god I hope so.

<font color=blue>"When you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get." - Homer Simpson.</font color=blue>

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Auburn9698   07-30-2003 at 03:02:59 PM
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The wife calling to say she bought some new underwear is kinda like putting up a billboard that says "Come N Get It, Big Boy!"

31 days and counting.....
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WingDing   07-30-2003 at 03:06:37 PM
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I've never tried her in a potato sack, but I'm willing to give it a shot.

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RobD   07-30-2003 at 03:09:27 PM
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It'd certainly be a novel experience.

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WingDing   07-30-2003 at 03:11:47 PM
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Although I'd prefer to experiment with Thai twin sisters on their 16th birthday.

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RobD   07-30-2003 at 03:16:06 PM
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...*sighs*...

Oh, the pleasure that we could give them.

God, I've missed this.

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WingDing   07-30-2003 at 03:21:08 PM
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Imagine those little firm brown titties, jiggling up and down in front of you as you soap them up.

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RobD   07-30-2003 at 03:23:28 PM
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...*whimpers, amid stirrings in trousers*...

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phial   07-30-2003 at 03:24:41 PM
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ooo *pictures it in his head*



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WingDing   07-30-2003 at 03:31:45 PM
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Then you give the sisters some soap each, and watch as they soap each other's little titties.

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RobD   07-30-2003 at 03:36:00 PM
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...*sobs and drools at the same time*...

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WingDing   07-30-2003 at 03:52:47 PM
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Now imagine the scared look on their faces as you wave your throbbing member in front of them in preparation for their first BJ.

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Flamethrower205   07-30-2003 at 04:14:26 PM
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*slap*

All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

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phial   07-30-2003 at 05:40:09 PM
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i cant help it if i have hot cousins!

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phial   07-30-2003 at 05:40:28 PM
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that have gorgeous, voluptuous bodies

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phial   07-30-2003 at 05:40:46 PM
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and dont wear underwear

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phial   07-30-2003 at 05:41:13 PM
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and are 17.5 years old =)

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WingDing   07-30-2003 at 05:43:46 PM
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I expected younger than that.

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phial   07-30-2003 at 05:45:37 PM
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well, they were 16 at the time. still, fully developed if you get my drift.

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WingDing   07-30-2003 at 05:46:57 PM
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Even that's fairly respectable.

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phial   07-30-2003 at 06:26:14 PM
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... should i ask?

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WingDing   07-30-2003 at 06:27:13 PM
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Probably not. Let's just say that double digits is good enough.

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