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I think we should set up a mock reality show here. Let's do a mix between that Paradise Hotel thing and a couple other reality shows. We'll vote people off the forum.

I got dibs on Qoop and Emma for my room. I'll let them fight over me.

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<font color=red>You can't fool me. You're a female with those bumps on your chest that I find so hypnotizing. - Zyprd

Reply to dhlucke
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I vote you off. Let the lesbian fun begin!!! :)

Some day I'll be rich and famous for inventing a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.

Reply to silverpig
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No lesbian fun without me here to coach them along. They need guidance.

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<font color=red>You can't fool me. You're a female with those bumps on your chest that I find so hypnotizing. - Zyprd

Reply to dhlucke
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Your room mate has just been assigned. You'll be staying with Juin in the presidents suite.

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<font color=red>You can't fool me. You're a female with those bumps on your chest that I find so hypnotizing. - Zyprd

Reply to dhlucke

Good. I like a little whining. mmm

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Reply to silverpig
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god damn you!!!! i cant get away from that low brow shitainment!

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Reply to jihiggs
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I have taken charge of Hooter makeup and lighting direction. Yahiko81 is my bestboy and Scammy is my keygrip.

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Reply to zpyrd
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This just in...

Auburn's roomate will be Ruben.

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<font color=red>You can't fool me. You're a female with those bumps on your chest that I find so hypnotizing. - Zyprd

Reply to dhlucke
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Better get him some extra towels to slap that big sweaty Ruben ass with. :lol:

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Reply to zpyrd
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Let Auburn take care of it. I'm busy.

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<font color=red>You can't fool me. You're a female with those bumps on your chest that I find so hypnotizing. - Zyprd

Reply to dhlucke
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Um, excuse me, I've got the hotel manager with me. Apparantly, you're in the wrong room. Those two are for me, in my room. Although, the hotel will very kindly let you have the room next door. So you can hear what happens through the thin walls.

<font color=blue>"When you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get." - Homer Simpson.</font color=blue>

Reply to RobD

Wanna share with me?

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Reply to WingDing
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OK then. I'm sure our antics will be a rating winner, and other, lesser THGC members will be voted off.

Anyway, on with the show. I'll give you first pick as to which one you want.

<font color=blue>"When you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get." - Homer Simpson.</font color=blue>

Reply to RobD

I'll sleep in the toilet. I have friends there.

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Reply to WingDing
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There's no need, unless you really really want to of course. Which one do you want for "company"?

<font color=blue>"When you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get." - Homer Simpson.</font color=blue>

Reply to RobD

I want Fredi. I'd like to show him how true my Forum title is.

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Reply to WingDing

I'll room with ya wingy *elbow* *elbow* *wink* *wink*

prune juice gives me smelly farts.

Reply to papasmurf

Ohhhh, there's always room for you luvvie....

....*bends over and holds arse cheeks apart, revealing an encrusted pink bumhole with a fresh nugget emerging*....

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Reply to WingDing

Hurray! What a photo op for the advertisements! We'll attract all the gay [-peep-] fetish types to watch the show! Hold on let me just wrap myself in plastic and stick quark up my ass for saftey...there we go!

prune juice gives me smelly farts.

Reply to papasmurf

....*a small rodent, caked with colonic mucus, takes the opportunity to escape*....

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Reply to WingDing

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Auburn's roomate will be Ruben.


Damn you...I already explained it to Ede. Guess I'll do it again. Flamey is the real Ruben lover. He's got "205" in his name, just like Ruben wears on his shirts. He was singing and dancing at work, just like Ruben. He's obviously got one nasty ass, just like I'm sure Ruben does.

The signs are all there. Why doesn't anybody get this?

It's not me! I didn't do it! I wasn't even there! It was the one-armed man! My dog ate my homework! I had a flat tire! The sun was in my eyes!

30 days and counting.....
<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>

Reply to Auburn9698
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Can I jerk off in everyones faces???

-Jeremy

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Reply to spud

No, but you CAN find something else to talk about, if ya want.

30 days and counting.....
<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>

Reply to Auburn9698
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Hmmm no not gonna happen but nice idea if I was gay or something...

-Jeremy

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Reply to spud

What do you mean IF?

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<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>

Reply to Auburn9698
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HAHAHA OMG...resume normal activities...

-Jeremy

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Reply to spud
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I want a room with the winner of the chick fight.

I love my Delta 60HP 7000 RPM fan that puts out more dB then CFM :eek:

Reply to svol
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I just want a room with the chicks ...*drools*...

<font color=blue>"When you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get." - Homer Simpson.</font color=blue>

Reply to RobD

So you can have a rematch?

30 days and counting.....
<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>

Reply to Auburn9698
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He's certain to finish second, but oh, what a fight.

<font color=blue>"When you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get." - Homer Simpson.</font color=blue>

Reply to RobD

Second again, for sure. Yeah, my money's on the champ, too.

30 days and counting.....
<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>

Reply to Auburn9698
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I'd personally volunteer to take Svol's place afterward, for a spot of "one on one", if you know what I mean. Purely in a professional capacity of course.

<font color=blue>"When you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get." - Homer Simpson.</font color=blue>

Reply to RobD

Go "toe-to-toe" in your own way, huh? ahh, yeah.

30 days and counting.....
<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>

Reply to Auburn9698
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Oh, I'd go the distance alright, and then some.

<font color=blue>"When you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get." - Homer Simpson.</font color=blue>

Reply to RobD
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Dood toe to toe shite man yer a small wang man... but hey they say the size dont matter... pff shes lyeing to you sucka suck a d@ck...

-Jeremy

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Reply to spud
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You fools, vermin if you will, are not getting in my room. So quit knocking and scratching at the door like a bunch of desperate and lonely teenagers.

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<font color=red>You can't fool me. You're a female with those bumps on your chest that I find so hypnotizing. - Zyprd

Reply to dhlucke

Shut your mouth and leave us in peace. You can't even get the ruben-lover straight.

30 days and counting.....
<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>

Reply to Auburn9698
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Thats not my hand being used to knock...

-Jeremy

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Reply to spud
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Flame is the real ruben lover? You have an interesting theory but I have yet to see someone else agree.

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<font color=red>You can't fool me. You're a female with those bumps on your chest that I find so hypnotizing. - Zyprd

Reply to dhlucke

Try Ede. He saw the truth.

29 days and counting.....
<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange><P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by Auburn9698 on 08/01/03 07:51 AM.</EM></FONT></P>

Reply to Auburn9698
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No... so I can party with the winner.

After that I pay a visit too the looser too.

I love my Delta 60HP 7000 RPM fan that puts out more dB then CFM :eek:

Reply to svol
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I agree with him... 205 digs Ruben!

I love my Delta 60HP 7000 RPM fan that puts out more dB then CFM :eek:

Reply to svol
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True, true. Flame has 205 in his name!

And yet he never once replied. Tsk tsk tsk.

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Reply to eden
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He is too ashamed now we know his dirty secret.

I love my Delta 60HP 7000 RPM fan that puts out more dB then CFM :eek:

Reply to svol
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I got something dirty that needs to be cleaned if yer in the mood...

-Jeremy

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Reply to spud
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Ask 205, he likes dirt.

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Reply to svol
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TIGHT!!!

-Jeremy

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Reply to spud

O yes, I like dirty. Very dirty. Just like this book I'm readin. How I am to write an essay on it without being called a perv I have yet to find. I shot the room by myself, this way I can more room to fit all the girls in when they come to me.

It's not about good or bad, it's about which gets you rich and laid faster.

Reply to flamethrower205

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I shot the room by myself,


Huh?

Quote :

this way I can more room to fit all the girls in when they come to me.


Huh again?

Come on Flame, speak English. I know you can do it.


22 days and counting.....
<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>

Reply to Auburn9698

Hmm, you've never heard the expression I shot shotgun? As in I reserve. The second sentence, ok, I screwed it up. Just saying that the reason I want my own room is when the ladies come I can fit em all :wink:

It's not about good or bad, it's about which gets you rich and laid faster.

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