today, i became a MAN

i've been driving for over 6 years now and i just got my first ticket today!!! i was doing 58 in a 35 zone, have no insurance, didn't have my drivers license with me, and i was cutting in and out of traffic w/o using my signal lights... well... the lieutenant was nice enough to call every thing off cept not having my drivers license. $60 for that... eh not bad I’d say, no?

<font color=orange><b>if you do it right, it'll feel like the real thing. be open-minded, forget that its filled with air

LOL

I thought you were going to tell us you got laid.

<font color=red><i>Doctor Hooter</i></font color=red> <A HREF="http://www.page3.com/" target="_new"><b>(·Y·)</b></A>

My only speeding ticket was on November 30 1988. I was caught driving 71 in 50. The ticket cost $37.
Since then I have been ticketed for (all seperate occurances) not wearing my seat belt, making an illegal left turn, and failure to signal.
The last time I was pulled over for speeding was in Michigan (last year). I was doing 81 in a 70. I flew by the speed trap and saw the officer pull out so I pulled over before he turned on his lights. He laughed, told me to slow down and let me go.

<font color=red><i>Doctor Hooter</i></font color=red> <A HREF="http://www.page3.com/" target="_new"><b>(·Y·)</b></A>

Never thought much about radar detectors. They're banned in Ontario.
I don't know how well they would work here. The OPP (Ontario Provincal Police) use laser radar guns to catch speeders.
Although the local municipal police still use the older radio style radar guns.
In Ontario it seems the police are not as interested in catching speeders. They are more interested in catching dangerous drivers who don't signal, tailgate, drive on the shoulder, cut people off or even people who drive too slow.
They also like to nab people who don't have their trailers set up correctly or trailers too heavy for the towing vehicle. Municipal police like to catch people who run red lights or speeding on residential streets or near schools.

One of my co-workers consistently drives 130 to 150 in a 100 (kmh) on the freeway and hasn't received a speeding ticket in ten years.
However our work hours do not coinside with rush hours so the highways don't have too many cars too hit. My brother-in-law is a police officer and said as long as you don't cut across lanes you can get away with driving 130 in a 100 if you are not being an ass about it. IE. drive in the same lane and give right of way to other cars and trucks.

Although if you are going 160 in a 100 that is too much and you will get pulled over. (160kmh is 100mph)

<font color=red><i>Doctor Hooter</i></font color=red> <A HREF="http://www.page3.com/" target="_new"><b>(·Y·)</b></A>

Getting a ticket!!!, Im with Z, I thought you were going to tell us you got laid, popped your cherry so to speak

Me and Seven of Nine, Ohhh Yeah

yeah it was weird... i didn't even know of any excuses to use!

<font color=orange><b>if you do it right, it'll feel like the real thing. be open-minded, forget that its filled with air

hey i'm not the only one eh?

<font color=orange><b>if you do it right, it'll feel like the real thing. be open-minded, forget that its filled with air

i don't have one of those

<font color=orange><b>if you do it right, it'll feel like the real thing. be open-minded, forget that its filled with air

lol

you KNOW i wouldn't do that

<font color=orange><b>if you do it right, it'll feel like the real thing. be open-minded, forget that its filled with air

becaude i don't have a dick. my dick got chopped off... ok ok i'm lying. my dick got bitten off by that ghey ass dog. he didn't even let me finish, that f-ck bastard

<font color=orange><b>if you do it right, it'll feel like the real thing. be open-minded, forget that its filled with air

wanna know a little secret! when i'm serious, the whole forum becomes unstable. so as you can see, i act like an clown most of the time. don't let this act fool you tho, bring up a serious issue and the clown will be gone.... and we'll have another 400 posts in this section of the forum in one day.

<font color=orange><b>if you do it right, it'll feel like the real thing. be open-minded, forget that its filled with air

it does what to Eden ?

It's not about good or bad, it's about which gets you rich and laid faster.

ROFL...

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yoink!
*steals scammy's red nose*

It's not about good or bad, it's about which gets you rich and laid faster.

You have a cock right? It works right? Even with pills, it works right?

USE IT! That way this type of thread wouldn't be so confusing.

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i don't have a cock. its so big, its classified as a ram rod.

<font color=orange><b>if you do it right, it'll feel like the real thing. be open-minded, forget that its filled with air

It won't be that funny when you get in an accident and the cost is more than $60.

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yeah, I bet you already know that your driving was stupid, so just forget it, I don't need to tell you.

Kind of hard to roll on the floor laughing when you've seen a van flip over 20feet away from you b/c of reckless driving.

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LOL now you're even more off, but its not funny anymore, just stupid.

<font color=orange><b>if you do it right, it'll feel like the real thing. be open-minded, forget that its filled with air

Glad I could entertain. Most people probably aren't laughing though, your version of hurmor is well, unique.

But getting a ticket doesn't make you "a man". It makes you a jackass. Having sex makes you a man.

I gotta go to my local comedy club and talk about dangerous driving, I'm sure everyone will laugh!

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Yeah they pull over teenage boys a lot around here. And blacks, and hispanics, and....

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some kid got caught doing nearly 2x the speed limit on this road which is stright and o so inviting to hit 80 on. He had forgotten his license, it was 10pm, and he had a bag of marijuana in his car. BUSTED!

It's not about good or bad, it's about which gets you rich and laid faster.

Chill cooltek, Scammys playing you like a guitar.

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no hard feelings indeed. its just that once i saw you were being serious, i didn't like the way i was being judged. we is always good

<font color=orange><b>if you do it right, it'll feel like the real thing. be open-minded, forget that its filled with air