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kthx greatest movies ever

american history x, fight club, scarface and half baked. OWNED

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LORT, SW, HP, T, TS and much more belong in there.

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sex is bad, bad is sin, sin is forgiven so sex is in

Reply to scamtrOn
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Mind uncovering the last 3 acronyms there buddy?

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Reply to eden

I didn't know HP made movies!

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Reply to Anonymous

LMAO! i love you cooltek!

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Reply to scamtrOn

you are so cute!

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sex is bad, bad is sin, sin is forgiven so sex is in

Reply to scamtrOn

did i ever tell you i had a drea... nm

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Reply to scamtrOn

I've heard people say men have at least one gay dream a year. It's a little more often for you thoguh right?


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Reply to Anonymous

Gay dreams eh......let's see.....naw, they're always about banging some chick and then I wake with a woody that won't go down for at least an hour and people look at me funny.

It's not about good or bad, it's about which gets you rich and laid faster.

Reply to Flamethrower205
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Do share with us your gay dream Cooltek!

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Reply to eden
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Reply to phial
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Reply to phial
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what about the movie, Fortress??

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Reply to mrface
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I bought a DVD copy of Bowling for Colombine.
So I throw a vote for a great documentary.
It's an automatic vote for me because he interviewed people in my home town, Windsor Ontario.

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Reply to zpyrd

The Usual Suspects

Some day I'll be rich and famous for inventing a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.

Reply to silverpig

Great movie. But not one to watch regularly, it needs at least six months between viewings to appreciate it fully.

Salem's Lot. That vampire scared the crap out of me, I was 12 when I first saw it.

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Reply to WingDing
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It's a genuine classic. Much better if they show it in it's entirety, which they did recently on satellite over here, rather than the cut down movie version.

A really atmospheric, genuinely eerie film. Still as good today as it was back then.

<font color=blue>"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I'm very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that" - Bill Shankly</font color=blue>

Reply to RobD
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i've seen that.
Super hi-tech JAIL, no one could escape.

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Reply to jmecor

Perhaps a movie about Old Mrs Phillips could reach the same heights of occult eerieness.

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Reply to WingDing
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I would suggest getting John Carpenter, circa 1970's, to direct it for maximum effect.

Or Cronenberg for just plain strange.

<font color=blue>"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I'm very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that" - Bill Shankly</font color=blue>

Reply to RobD

Do you want to play the part of dear old Henry?

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Reply to WingDing
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I might be interested in the role, but only if my contract stipulates that you leave my pecker alone, unlike the real Henry. Poor bastard.

<font color=blue>"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I'm very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that" - Bill Shankly</font color=blue>

Reply to RobD

Well then maybe you'd prefer to cross-dress and play Old Mrs Phillips?

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Reply to WingDing
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I wouldn't want to take your role. That wouldn't be fair.

So who've you lined up to play yourself?

<font color=blue>"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I'm very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that" - Bill Shankly</font color=blue>

Reply to RobD

....*brainwave*....

Perhaps I could honour you by offering you the part of Wingding.

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Reply to WingDing
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...*stunned*...

I'd be honoured to perform such a prestigious role.

<font color=blue>"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I'm very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that" - Bill Shankly</font color=blue>

Reply to RobD

Women will adore you. Men will envy you.

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Reply to WingDing

I've gotta say, I'm truly amazed that <i>Half Baked</i> made it onto anybody's list of "greatest movies of all time." That's just unbelievable.

[Overrated. WAY overrated]
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Reply to Auburn9698
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Where do I sign?

Also, another question? Can I keep the enormous cock that goes with the role?

<font color=blue>"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I'm very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that" - Bill Shankly</font color=blue>

Reply to RobD

The cock is a bonus for you (and your missus).

To agree simply bend over and I'll do the rest.

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Reply to WingDing
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OK, I'll take the part.

...*bends over and grasps cheeks*...

<font color=blue>"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I'm very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that" - Bill Shankly</font color=blue>

Reply to RobD

....*for some unknown reason, drives an 18-wheel juggernaut up RobD's arse*....

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Reply to WingDing
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...*winces with pain*...

Ooooh Jesus. Does that mean I get the part?

<font color=blue>"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I'm very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that" - Bill Shankly</font color=blue>

Reply to RobD

Hang on, I'm trying to take a fast bend.

....*screeching noises*.....

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Reply to WingDing
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...*yelps with pain*...

Bloody hell! I think the radiator grille just punctured a lung. Hit the bloody brakes for god's sake!

<font color=blue>"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I'm very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that" - Bill Shankly</font color=blue>

Reply to RobD

....*glances off pancreas, desperately trying to regain control*.....

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Reply to WingDing
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...*truck smashes through ribcage and flips over*...

Oh god. You've spilt your load again.

<font color=blue>"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I'm very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that" - Bill Shankly</font color=blue>

Reply to RobD

...*a dozen ambulances race up RobD's jacksie towards the site of the accident*.....

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Reply to WingDing
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...*Surveying the carnage*...

Blimey. I hope those are tyre marks and not something else.

<font color=blue>"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I'm very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that" - Bill Shankly</font color=blue>

Reply to RobD

....*dozens of news helicopters rush up RobD's back passage, shredding his tender haemorroids*.....

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Reply to WingDing
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Gaaah! Not the traffic spotting plane as well.

<font color=blue>"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I'm very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that" - Bill Shankly</font color=blue>

Reply to RobD

Your new found celebrity status has started to cost you already. Just wait until the stalkers get started on you.

....*shouts warning as all vehicles and aircraft attempt to exit RobD's anus at the same time*....

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Reply to WingDing
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You can be my first stalker if you like ...*flutters eyelashes*...

<font color=blue>"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I'm very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that" - Bill Shankly</font color=blue>

Reply to RobD

OK, but first you gotta clear that traffic jam outa your arse.

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Reply to WingDing
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