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grassapa   09-03-2003 at 11:35:23 PM

YAY me happy, plz pray for me (if you are religious) that everything goes fine. i would do it but im agnostic

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Auburn9698   09-04-2003 at 12:54:26 AM
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*Dear God, please convince grassapa to send me his laptop so that I may "test" it out for him. Amen.*

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mrface   09-04-2003 at 01:15:16 AM
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Dear god,

After you send the laptop to aubie, plz then send it my way so i can cleanse it from its auburn funky grimy grease and test it some more.

Amen

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Auburn9698   09-04-2003 at 01:43:56 AM
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Hey, I can do that. But, just so you know, the laptop's going to be making a little stop by the chemical weapons facility in Anniston. Yeah, for a little sarin gas "experiment." That's the ticket.

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Flamethrower205   09-04-2003 at 02:32:03 AM
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Shucks, no one wants to do a quantum eigen value problem calculation experiment. Hmpf.

It's not about good or bad, it's about which gets you rich and laid faster.

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Auburn9698   09-04-2003 at 02:37:50 AM
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You really know how to bring up some stuff out of nowhere / left field / the big blue yonder / yer ass, flamethrower.

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Flamethrower205   09-04-2003 at 02:39:54 AM
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Out of my ass most certainly! In fact, I feel like taking a crap right now.......
You know what's weird, I do my best thinking on the toilet! Everytime I run into something I don't understand/ need to think a lot about, if I go sit and take a sh!t, I usually realize the answer. Let's see if it helps with this Eigen value problem right now....

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Auburn9698   09-04-2003 at 02:50:19 AM
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Flame, you need to put <A HREF="http://home.earthlink.net/~ychsia/rsx/cftoilet.jpg" target="_new">this</A> on your Christmas wish list. The carbon fiber toilet. It'll help you sh|t faster, and look better doing it. Might even help corral those projectiles and "steam."

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Flamethrower205   09-04-2003 at 02:59:26 AM
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Woah.....it's so pretty! And shiny! But I dun wanna sh!t faster, me needs to take me time...

The one and only "Monstrous BULLgarian!"

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mrface   09-04-2003 at 03:01:07 AM
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sarin gas is all you got man.... Isaw worse over seas man, remember im in the military, now that you told me I will wear my chembio(MOPP 4) to diffuse your gas and then attach c4 to the mother board and set the detonator on a switch so when you sign for it oin thelectronic pad from fedex it will blow you, the fedexphukker, and anybody near you to hell.....




AHAHAHAHAHA

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Auburn9698   09-04-2003 at 03:01:44 AM
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Dang, I thought you had your sights set on a new velocity record.

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Auburn9698   09-04-2003 at 03:04:18 AM
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Did you forget that I'm the one planning on sending the laptop <i>to you</i>, not the other way around? No need for me to sign an fedex electronic pad.

You drinking Thunderbird again?

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mrface   09-04-2003 at 03:07:36 AM
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lol no....



southern comfort ....

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Auburn9698   09-04-2003 at 03:08:36 AM
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Much better. Congratulations.

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mrface   09-04-2003 at 04:42:01 AM
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low trash to high class in 2 nights....
whos better than me?

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grassapa   09-04-2003 at 03:59:45 PM
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a quantum eigen value problem? what are you in kindergarden?, thats just like adding 1+1 = 3. oh wait thats a 2.

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mrface   09-04-2003 at 05:17:34 PM
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there is no spoon grassapa.


BTW take the stone from my hand.

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knowan   09-07-2003 at 01:16:52 AM
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I think that the reason why you think better when you're taking a crap. It's because the turds rub up against your brain and stimulate it on their way out. :tongue:

Or it could be because when you're taking a dump the [peep] is coming out of your a$$ instead of your mouth. :eek:


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