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<A HREF="http://www.nytimes.com/2003/09/10/business/10CARE.html?ex=1063857600&en=a70ca065b4e563cd&ei=5020&partner=RRCENTRALFLA" target="_new">People in employer-sponsored health plans are paying 48 percent more out of their own pockets for care than they did three years ago, according to an authoritative new study, and the cost will be even higher next year.</A>

<A HREF="http://www.nytimes.com/2003/09/10/business/10NYSE.html?ex=1063857600&en=e9bd7d6d3cfe34c1&ei=5020&partner=RRCENTRALFLA" target="_new">
Richard A. Grasso, the chairman of the New York Stock Exchange, said yesterday that he would give up $48 million in compensation that he was owed by the exchange.</A>
Mr. Grasso's compensation became a public issue after the exchange disclosed last month that he had received $139.5 million in accumulated pay, largely from deferred compensation. Previously, salaries at the exchange had been kept secret.





<b><font color=red>I did NOT have sex with that woman, Miss Lewinsky ... - Bill "Cigar Man" Clinton</font color=red><b>

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You could have made the link with one word dude

Me and Seven of Nine, Ohhh Yeah

Reply to Loqutis
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link tooo long

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Then you must be born <b>UP-SIDE DOWN</b>.</font color=green>

Reply to jmecor

He may have millions, but he still looks like a turtle. Heheheahahahaha.

The one and only "Monstrous BULLgarian!"

Reply to Flamethrower205

Did the link work? You make your links, I'll make mine.
It's an effective tool for allowing the reader to get a taste of the articles, ok.


<b><font color=red>I did NOT have sex with that woman, Miss Lewinsky ... - Bill "Cigar Man" Clinton</font color=red><b>

Reply to Jake_Barnes

What's wrong with this?
People bitching about the length of the link, that's what. Gawd, folks, it just makes it easier to click, doesn't it?

Which would you rather have, that link, or this link:

<A HREF="http://www.auburn.edu" target="_new">.</A>

<P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by Auburn9698 on 09/12/03 04:47 PM.</EM></FONT></P>

Reply to Auburn9698

lol. Point well made Auburn.


<b><font color=red>I did NOT have sex with that woman, Miss Lewinsky ... - Bill "Cigar Man" Clinton</font color=red><b>

Reply to Jake_Barnes

There's a first for everything. :eek:

Reply to Auburn9698

Quote :

There's a first for everything.



when will you [insert degrading comment here]

left it open to others to fill in the blanks.

Death, taxs and P2P are we clear?

Reply to Tom_Smart
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Hmm hmm [low blow] the meaninglessness of that little dot link pretty much represents the content of that link too... [/low blow] :wink:

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Reply to eden

Yeah, you're right, the posts that bitched about the length of the link were SO much more meaningful.....

Reply to Auburn9698
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Say, is Auburn gonna play again this weekend?

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Reply to eden

He's busy being impaled by my enormous cock at the moment.

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Reply to WingDing
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yeah they won 45-7 against vandy


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Reply to mrface
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HOLY JESUS! THIS MUCH?

Damn, I was used to the past two weeks' horrid low 20s score wins, but damn!

Auby must be wasted dead now lol, and his wife prolly promised him per-hour heads.

Nice, nice. Auburn definitely came back with vindication.

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Reply to eden

Heh-heh, I couldn't exactly get wasted. Had to go to the in-laws for a "fun" family reunion weekend right after the game and they're not exactly what you would call big drinkers.

Reply to Auburn9698
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Finally broke your touchdown barren run. You should have been out of the in-laws in double time and then hit the bars and got really tanked.

But maybe that's just my British piss head mentality.

<font color=blue>"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I'm very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that" - Bill Shankly</font color=blue>

Reply to RobD

I had quite a pleasant buzz going when we left our friends' house where we watched the game (I made sure she drove so I could have a few more on the drive up), but ditching this reunion thing wouldn't exactly have earned me any husband points, if ya know what I mean.

Reply to Auburn9698
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Ah. Message received and understood.

<font color=blue>"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I'm very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that" - Bill Shankly</font color=blue>

Reply to RobD

That's quite an achievement for you.

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Reply to WingDing
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You look up to me because of it.

<font color=blue>"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I'm very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that" - Bill Shankly</font color=blue>

Reply to RobD

Only because you like to be on top.

:eek: My CPU runs so hot it creates a quark-gluon plasma :eek:

Reply to WingDing
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You're my bitch and you love it.

<font color=blue>"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I'm very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that" - Bill Shankly</font color=blue>

Reply to RobD

Funny, that's what my mom said last night.

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Reply to WingDing
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Now, at this juncture I could say "Blimey, you're not fussy, are you". But I won't, because of the inevitable comments I'll get.

<font color=blue>"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I'm very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that" - Bill Shankly</font color=blue>

Reply to RobD

You wouldn't be fussy if a cute leggy 16 year old Scandinavian girl begged you tearfully to break her in.

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Reply to WingDing
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Bloody well wouldn't. Although ...*boasts*... I have had a Scandanavian chick. Danish to be precise.

<font color=blue>"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I'm very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that" - Bill Shankly</font color=blue>

Reply to RobD

Under the United Nations Charter on the Ethical Treatment of Perverts, I demand full disclosure of the sordid details.

Please.... :eek:

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Reply to WingDing
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Hehehe.

Well, not long after I started at my current job, I was lumbered on effectively a babysitting job. We often got them, spotty faced kids on work experience who bore you to tears. Except this was different. A local councillor (a real twat to boot) had arranged for this girl to come over and spend some time in England. He was sponsoring her trvel arrangements and letting her stay at his place. He pulled a few strings in our department and I got to spend 3 days escorting her around our various departments while I fixed customers faulty equipment.

I took her for lunch at a local pub and we got on great. Her name was Lotte, 22 years old, student etc etc. Don't quite recall how the bloke met her and sorted the deal out, but to my mind it was obvious he fancied her and had ulterior motives. Couldn't blame him, she was quite gorgeous and had the most beautiful blue eyes and long eyelashes, and she had a look that when she gave you it, well, it was an enormous turn on.

We spent the day together and when work had finished, I enquired as to how she was getting home. Bus she replied. Nonsense, I'll drive, I know where his house is (big house in a posh area just a few miles away). Pulled up at this huge house and I went in with her (chivalry isn't dead), just to be sure, honest. We sat down, talked about Charles (the bloke), his job (solicitor) and this house. She then offered to give me a tour.

She showed me around this rather splendid old house and showed me where her bedroom was. In we went, me feeling rather flustered. I stammered that I had to go (a very very rare attack of nerves combined with a very real desire to keep my job) and she said OK. Downstairs, just before I opened the door, she kissed me and thanked me for the day. I blushed and then she asked if I could pick her up tomorrow, as Charles had to be out early. OK, no problem.

Drove home feeling horny and nervous about the next day. Cranked one off thinking about her.

Next day, picked her up as arranged. Spent the morning together and on our afternoon drive round the borough, we'd been to one site that was close to my home. On the way out I pointed this out. Then she says she'd like to see where I lived. She sounded genuinely curious. Pulled up on the drive (in a works van too. Just about anyone could have spotted it) and I knew this was no innocent "here's my house" routine. And I couldn't wait.

As soon as the door was closed, she was all over me. We went straight upstairs into my bedroom and spent a very pleasant hour going at it like our lives depended on it. And she swallowed. Got dressed, went back to work wearing a wry smile. After work dropped her off and, because the house was empty for the next few hours, went at it again, twice, in all number of positions. Fantastically, she was on the pill. Watched in jaw dropping awe as she went for a shower while I was lying in bed and walked back into the bedroom naked and dripping wet, and proceeded to get into the 69 position. I have also never met a woman who could come like that before.

Realised the time and that Charles would be back in the next 20 minutes, got dressed and went home. Promised Lotte I'd pick her up tomorrow. Next day, she deliberately wasn't dressed, so had a frantic shag on the sofa and went to work. Spent the whole 2 hour lunch in my bed and 3 hours after work in hers. I also got a blowjob at work in the garage where we parked the vans. A real turn on because there was always the risk of the others coming back and catching you. Not that I'd have cared anyway.

After the three days, Charles took her away for a while round England and that was it. Never saw her again, although I drove past his house on several occasions to see if he was out and she was in. Never quite had the nerve to go up the driveway though. A few months later I heard she married him (she certainly didn't love him) and then after 18 months, they split up. What a shag though. Very forthcoming with the bj's and a red hot ride in the sack.

Ah, happy days.

<font color=blue>"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I'm very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that" - Bill Shankly</font color=blue>

Reply to RobD

...*makes a run for the gents toilet, sporting a huge boner*...

Well done sir. We applaud your fine knob antics.

:eek: My CPU runs so hot it creates a quark-gluon plasma :eek:

Reply to WingDing
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She was mighty fine. A downside to it was that my bedsheets at home smelt like Grimsby fish market. My mom was incredibly suspicious of why suddenly I'm washing my sheets and putting on the new ones without being prompted. Even though I was well used to it in the army, since being back home I hadn't done it. Until that point.

<font color=blue>"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I'm very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that" - Bill Shankly</font color=blue>

Reply to RobD

Overall I'd say it was worth it.

Nice to see a girl who knows what she wants. I bet that 69 sticks in your memory.

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Reply to WingDing
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*Bows down*, next to Wingding, you're a classical Ron Jeremy.

Details were nice, but hot damn if we could read some more in-depth. I'm sure Wingding would love to. Give us smells, lick types, etc.!

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Reply to eden

Agreed. And more than a passing reference to positions too.

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Reply to WingDing

Update: Richard Grasso has resigned as Chairman of NYSE over pay issue.



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