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Skipper007   09-14-2003 at 07:23:03 PM

I'm sure most of you have read video card tuning guides, right?

What if someone was to write a geeks guide to dating in a similar style?

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4ryan6   09-14-2003 at 07:30:08 PM
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Why, you need some tips?

<b><font color=purple>Details, Details, Its all in the Details, If you need help, Don't leave out the Details.</font color=purple></b>

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4ryan6   09-14-2003 at 07:32:10 PM
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Step 1: Don't ask for dating tips, in the other section at THGF. LOL

<b><font color=purple>Details, Details, Its all in the Details, If you need help, Don't leave out the Details.</font color=purple></b>

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4ryan6   09-14-2003 at 07:35:12 PM
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Step 2: Don't go on a date when you have Diareah.

<b><font color=purple>Details, Details, Its all in the Details, If you need help, Don't leave out the Details.</font color=purple></b>

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4ryan6   09-14-2003 at 07:36:41 PM
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Step 3: Don't pick your nose.

<b><font color=purple>Details, Details, Its all in the Details, If you need help, Don't leave out the Details.</font color=purple></b>

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4ryan6   09-14-2003 at 07:39:28 PM
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Step 4: Don't fart in front of your date, farting is for after getting married.

<b><font color=purple>Details, Details, Its all in the Details, If you need help, Don't leave out the Details.</font color=purple></b>

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4ryan6   09-14-2003 at 07:43:24 PM
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Step 5: Don't order anything to eat with garlic or onions on it, if you plan on kissing.

<b><font color=purple>Details, Details, Its all in the Details, If you need help, Don't leave out the Details.</font color=purple></b>

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4ryan6   09-14-2003 at 07:47:47 PM
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Step 6: Don't bring a friend.

<b><font color=purple>Details, Details, Its all in the Details, If you need help, Don't leave out the Details.</font color=purple></b>

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4ryan6   09-14-2003 at 07:49:49 PM
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Step 7: Don't chew tobacco unless she does.

<b><font color=purple>Details, Details, Its all in the Details, If you need help, Don't leave out the Details.</font color=purple></b>

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4ryan6   09-14-2003 at 07:51:03 PM
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Step 8: Don't try to impress her with how far you can spit.

<b><font color=purple>Details, Details, Its all in the Details, If you need help, Don't leave out the Details.</font color=purple></b>

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4ryan6   09-14-2003 at 07:52:38 PM
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Step 9: Don't take your shoes off, if your feet stink.

<b><font color=purple>Details, Details, Its all in the Details, If you need help, Don't leave out the Details.</font color=purple></b>

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4ryan6   09-14-2003 at 07:56:33 PM
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I'll leave the rest of the steps to you, I don't usually do this kind of thing but, thanks for the opportunity to increase my post count. I just turned faithful.Bye!

<b><font color=purple>Details, Details, Its all in the Details, If you need help, Don't leave out the Details.</font color=purple></b>

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RobD   09-15-2003 at 10:39:22 AM
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Step 10. Don't get your mom to drop you off.

<font color=blue>"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I'm very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that" - Bill Shankly</font color=blue>

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WingDing   09-15-2003 at 11:09:02 AM
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Step 11: Don't double date with me.

:eek: My CPU runs so hot it creates a quark-gluon plasma :eek:

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RobD   09-15-2003 at 11:24:25 AM
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Step 12: If advice in step 11 is ignored, bluedgeon a nearby old lady to death so Wingy is distracted.

<font color=blue>"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I'm very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that" - Bill Shankly</font color=blue>

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WingDing   09-15-2003 at 11:38:12 AM
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Step 12: Don't double date with RobD, as his good looks and charm will seduce your date, and he'll end up having a threesome while you console yourself with a cheerless hand shandy down some dark alley.

:eek: My CPU runs so hot it creates a quark-gluon plasma :eek:

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RobD   09-15-2003 at 11:40:49 AM
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...*eyes moisten*...

I'm touched. What a nice thing to say. You obviously got some this weekend.

<font color=blue>"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I'm very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that" - Bill Shankly</font color=blue>

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grassapa   09-15-2003 at 12:17:25 PM
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Step 69: dont date a guy, unless you are gay. If you are gay, date wingding, hes know for liking men in tighty whities.

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My computer is so fast it proves the theory of relativity wrong... :eek:

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WingDing   09-15-2003 at 12:20:26 PM
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Or perhaps I didn't get any, and am merely trying to worm my way into your pants.

Only kidding, I planted the plonker on a number of occassions.

Step 13: Don't try to copy ANY of Svol's moves.

:eek: My CPU runs so hot it creates a quark-gluon plasma :eek:

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grassapa   09-15-2003 at 12:22:09 PM
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Step 183: dont start ranting about how much power your cpu dissipates and dont start telling her the correlation between your cpu´s speed and power usage. Try something more sublte, but at the same time, let her know your ambitions, something like "your touch is like artic silver on my cpu, it has a cool effect on my warm body"

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My computer is so fast it proves the theory of relativity wrong... :eek:

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grassapa   09-15-2003 at 12:23:34 PM
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A quote from wingding
"Or perhaps I didn't get any, and am merely trying to worm my way into your pants."

see what i mean by that.

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My computer is so fast it proves the theory of relativity wrong... :eek:

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WingDing   09-15-2003 at 12:26:25 PM
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You sound suspiciously interested in the whole area of bottom infiltration.

:eek: My CPU runs so hot it creates a quark-gluon plasma :eek:

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RobD   09-15-2003 at 12:30:44 PM
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Excellent. No doubt that accounts for your surprise appearance on here over the weekend.

Step 14: Whatever moves Svol makes, do the exact opposite. As Svol will never ever get any, adopting this tactic is a dead cert to getting some.

<font color=blue>"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I'm very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that" - Bill Shankly</font color=blue>

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alltaken   09-15-2003 at 12:31:07 PM
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whats not to be interested in.

prostate glads own!!!!!

ha ha ha you want a man multiple then start the anal action LOL



Alltaken

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alltaken   09-15-2003 at 12:33:07 PM
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to late

svol already slept with wingding!!!!

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RobD   09-15-2003 at 12:36:18 PM
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No! You're kidding? I never noticed that Hell had frozen over.

<font color=blue>"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I'm very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that" - Bill Shankly</font color=blue>

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grassapa   09-15-2003 at 12:39:22 PM
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maybe you should buy a book called DATING FOR DUMMIES.
we all have theories on how dating works but we are not pretty sure. What you can be sure about is that wingding will try to seduce you and stick his wagon on your tight garage if you dont stop listening to him. I think thats why chuck232 left.

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My computer is so fast it proves the theory of relativity wrong... :eek:

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grassapa   09-15-2003 at 12:43:14 PM
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if wingding were to take an STD test, they would find new discoveries and they would give him an award for discovering new viruses. I´ve heard rumors that winding has some kind of AIDS mixed up with gonorea, syphilis, leper, herpes, ebola, cancer, heptitis x, kind of disease that basically kills you in an instant, even if you just look at him.

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My computer is so fast it proves the theory of relativity wrong... :eek: <P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by grassapa on 09/15/03 06:44 AM.</EM></FONT></P>

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RobD   09-15-2003 at 12:43:15 PM
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He was obviously not man enough to accomodate Wingy.

<font color=blue>"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I'm very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that" - Bill Shankly</font color=blue>

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grassapa   09-15-2003 at 12:47:11 PM
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poor chuck, another victim of wingdings naught. may the lord have mercy upon his soul

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My computer is so fast it proves the theory of relativity wrong... :eek:

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WingDing   09-15-2003 at 12:47:31 PM
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No he didn't get any. His perfect ass was too tight, and no amount of lube would help.

He said he was 'saving himself' for someone special. Bastard.

Step 15: Don't, for the love of God, use any of my cheesy chat-up lines.

For example:

Wingy: "you look just like my first wife"
Date: "why, how many times have you been married?"
Wingy: "Never"....*winning smile*....

:eek: My CPU runs so hot it creates a quark-gluon plasma :eek:

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RobD   09-15-2003 at 12:49:47 PM
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Many a forum member has been put to the sword by Wingy's impressively large member.

I mean, what has happened to Svol? Hmmmm....

<font color=blue>"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I'm very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that" - Bill Shankly</font color=blue>

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WingDing   09-15-2003 at 12:50:51 PM
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....*burp*....

:eek: My CPU runs so hot it creates a quark-gluon plasma :eek:

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grassapa   09-15-2003 at 12:59:44 PM
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Take advantage of her ignorance:

- If she only speaks english, make up some random sentence like "Kleem fab gruntentagstien shaflegim ak" and say "it means i love you in german". Who cares, she wont notice, and by the time she does, you should have done her a few times already

- If she´s weak and skinny, try to push her discreetly and then save her from falling, its a nice trick

- In a restaurant that she has never been to, order for her something you like and for yourself something she likes, then have her try your food and when she says she likes your food better, switch with her, that will make you look sweet and caring.

- When she goes to the bathroom or does something that leaves her purse unwatched, steal her money and then go out and buy something nice for her, with her money, and say its a gift.

they work like charms, good luck

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My computer is so fast it proves the theory of relativity wrong... :eek:

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grassapa   09-15-2003 at 01:01:20 PM
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maybe svol and chuck got tired of wingy and started their own thing

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My computer is so fast it proves the theory of relativity wrong... :eek:

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mrface   09-15-2003 at 03:07:56 PM
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Step 16:Dont mention how tight your sister was last night.


-={Apostalic Alcoholic.}=-

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RobD   09-15-2003 at 03:11:37 PM
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Step 17: Adhering to step 16 will mask the fact that you come from Alabama. Meaning you might actually get some.

<font color=blue>"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I'm very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that" - Bill Shankly</font color=blue>

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WingDing   09-15-2003 at 03:12:00 PM
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Step 18: Don't mention how tight HER sister was last night.

:eek: My CPU runs so hot it creates a quark-gluon plasma :eek:

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grassapa   09-15-2003 at 08:29:34 PM
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Step 19: Dont mention how tight wingding is.

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My computer is so fast it proves the theory of relativity wrong... :eek:

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WingDing   09-15-2003 at 08:35:07 PM
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Step 20: Don't mention ANYTHING about Wingding.

:eek: My CPU runs so hot it creates a quark-gluon plasma :eek:

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qoop   09-15-2003 at 08:40:28 PM
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step 21: unless you plan to date wingy or any of his sidekicks, stay as far away from him as possible!

<font color=purple>if everyone could just get along, we wouldn't be human<font color=purple>

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knowan   09-15-2003 at 10:55:44 PM
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step 22: Usually she won't be impressed by your tales of overclocking you CPU and FSB. As a matter of fact, any conversation where her eyes glaze over is a no-no.

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Knowan likes you. Knowan is your friend.

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WingDing   09-15-2003 at 11:20:06 PM
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Step 23: Avoid describing your swollen haemorroids in graphic detail.

:eek: My CPU runs so hot it creates a quark-gluon plasma :eek:

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mrface   09-16-2003 at 12:17:31 AM
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Step 24: Refrain from getting a hard on when her dog walks in the room.


-={Apostalic Alcoholic.}=-

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RobD   09-16-2003 at 09:41:08 AM
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Step 25: Refrain for getting a hard on when her mom walks into the room. And her gran.

<font color=blue>"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I'm very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that" - Bill Shankly</font color=blue>

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dhlucke   09-16-2003 at 10:10:30 AM
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Step 26: Avoid rotten.com as a source of erotic material for your first date.

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RobD   09-16-2003 at 10:16:33 AM
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Step 27: Asking your date "Wow, you look hot, are you Canadian?" and drooling every 5 minutes is a surefire way to not getting any.

<font color=blue>"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I'm very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that" - Bill Shankly</font color=blue>

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WingDing   09-16-2003 at 10:48:12 AM
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Step 28: Avoid showing her how well your adult diaper fits.

:eek: My CPU runs so hot it creates a quark-gluon plasma :eek:

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RobD   09-16-2003 at 10:50:24 AM
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Step 29: Avoid showing her how quickly you fill your daiper after the meal.

<font color=blue>"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I'm very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that" - Bill Shankly</font color=blue>

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WingDing   09-16-2003 at 11:00:36 AM
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Step 30: Avoid dissecting the rancid faeces at the table in order to show her the fibrous lumps.

:eek: My CPU runs so hot it creates a quark-gluon plasma :eek:

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