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JustPlainJef   09-16-2003 at 08:27:43 PM

OK, here's the deal. I am tired of people that like to read posts but never actually provide any content!!! We have threads with almost 10 views to each post. I don't think that is quite right. I understand that sometimes you read a post and have nothing to offer, but I am sure that there are many people out there (KBEAR256, get your arse in here!) that do a lot of reading and not much writing! So here's the rules:

<font color=red>1. If you read any of the posts within this thread, you must respond!!
2. If you don't respond, I will give RobD & Wingding your home address and tell them that I have a signed waiver by you stating that you wish to have horrible, unspeakable, evil, and just plain gross things done to you! :eek: </font color=red>

If you have nothing to add, just tell us your favorite color or TV show or whatever, or even just say Hi! Currently, the best ratio of views to posts is about 2 to 1, but it drops quickly after that, average is about 4 to 1. So...





Hi!

I've got a <font color=red>fever</font color=red>,
and the only <i>prescription</i>
is more <b>cowbell</b>

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RobD   09-16-2003 at 08:32:10 PM
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Hi.

Umm......err......hmmm. Oh well.

...*waits by the phone in preparation of the first violatees address*...

<font color=blue>"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I'm very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that" - Bill Shankly</font color=blue>

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RCPilot   09-16-2003 at 08:33:56 PM
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Hello!

Well, I didn't think that was gonna happen!!!

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JustPlainJef   09-16-2003 at 08:36:19 PM
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Well that didn't take long. Who was the culprit! Someone is not going to be happy tonight!!!

I've got a <font color=red>fever</font color=red>,
and the only <i>prescription</i>
is more <b>cowbell</b>

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Auburn9698   09-16-2003 at 08:36:19 PM
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Well, there's a reason behind this in at least one type of thread. The Rob&Wingy Love Affair Thread. You know, those threads that go along OK for a while, then turn into a rapid series of things that, to be honest, just leave you speechless sometimes.

There's been plenty of those I've read, but not responded to. Don't see why there should be a big worry about the viewcount being much more than the reply count.

Let's face it, some threads just get WAY off the main topic, and then folks who check in on the thread just don't always have anything to say about it.

But, as long as I'm here:
Favorite Color: Gotta to allow for 2, for me. <font color=blue>Blue</font color=blue> and <font color=orange>orange</font color=orange>, of course.
Favorite TV Shows: College football (US) and American Chopper

And Hi!

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RobD   09-16-2003 at 08:46:48 PM
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<font color=blue>Blue rules. Although for me it's royal blue</font color=blue>

The same way as you are <font color=blue>blue</font color=blue> and <font color=orange>orange</font color=orange>. Those are the colours you wear for life. Non negotiable.

<font color=blue>"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I'm very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that" - Bill Shankly</font color=blue>

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JustPlainJef   09-16-2003 at 08:51:54 PM
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I know that sometimes I get a little speech-impaired when I read a good Rob/Wingy volley, but that was why I laid it out for everyone here. I am not really concerned about it. I just thought it would be cool to have something like 75 views and 68 responses, instead of 76 views and 14 responses. Not that it bothers me or anything, just thought it would be something different.

I've got a <font color=red>fever</font color=red>,
and the only <i>prescription</i>
is more <b>cowbell</b>

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Auburn9698   09-16-2003 at 08:51:56 PM
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Too bad there's no [navy blue]

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ksoth   09-16-2003 at 08:51:56 PM
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My cat's breath smells like cat food.


Yeah, American Chopper is a kick ass show. You got your comedy, you got your fights, and you got kick ass bikes.

Oh that reminds me on Saturday I bought my motorcycle. Brand new 2003 Yamaha FZ1, black and yellow. That made me happy.

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<font color=blue> "Trying is the first step towards failure." </font color=blue>

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Auburn9698   09-16-2003 at 09:00:54 PM
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Ahh, I'm sure it did! Enjoy!

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JustPlainJef   09-16-2003 at 09:10:12 PM
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I love Monday nights on The Discovery Channel period. American Chopper, Monster House, Monster garage, is there any better three hours on TV? Plus, if you start at 7:00 CST, they end right in time for the Simpsons, which is the greatest show on TV!!! WOO HOO!!!
I bent my wookie!
Wow. What a show!! Plus, South Park!

Anyway, when I popped in to make this post, we were at about 75%. Stupid ignorant non-direction-folowing maggots!!! RobD, it may be time for you & Wingy to pack up the car for a roadtrip. HEY!! Speaking of which, do you think we could get any of the above DC shows to build Wingding a bike, car, or house?? Imagine the house Wingy would request on Monster House!!! It might finally truly live up to the title of the show!!!

I've got a <font color=red>fever</font color=red>,
and the only <i>prescription</i>
is more <b>cowbell</b>

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ksoth   09-16-2003 at 09:23:16 PM
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Monday night Discovery Channel is the best. At first I was weary of Monster House, but then I watched it and it was pretty good. Monster Garage is just, well, you know... Bad ass.

Unfortunately, I don't like The Simpson's anymore. The years 1991-1996 were truly fantastic, in which the episode "You Only Move Twice" about Homer getting a new job with Hank Scorpio, is probably the funniest episode of any television show ever created. New episodes are just unfunny slapstick.

South Park, also one of the funniest shows ever. I can't watch a single episode without laughing my ass off, often at the rankest, most horrible humour (Christopher Reeve getting powerful by sucking the juices out of dead fetuses, HAHAHAHA!).

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<font color=blue> "Trying is the first step towards failure." </font color=blue>

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JustPlainJef   09-16-2003 at 09:53:44 PM
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D'oh!! Well, I read the thread, now I have to reply. ANyway, I still like the Simpsons, and I usually catch the syndication shows, so they are the old ones usually. The one last night had the one where Arnie came back and tried to take Marge, and Homer and Lenny were driving and Lenny said that everything he sees reminds him of Carl, right as they are driving by Mt. Carl. HA HA! And the image of Chief Wiggam in his 70's clothes dancing was pretty funny too!! Ahhh... Simpsons!!

I've got a <font color=red>fever</font color=red>,
and the only <i>prescription</i>
is more <b>cowbell</b>

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ksoth   09-16-2003 at 10:56:49 PM
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I see the reply to view ratio has dropped to 50%. I guess it's pointless to ry to make the best thread ever.

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<font color=blue> "Trying is the first step towards failure." </font color=blue>

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scamtrOn   09-17-2003 at 12:02:37 AM
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rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

<font color=orange><b>
sex is bad, bad is sin, sin is forgiven so sex is in

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Jake_Barnes   09-17-2003 at 12:39:40 AM
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Call me a retard - but I often read posts - and have nothing to say nor add.



<b><font color=blue>"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" - Bejamin Franklin</font color=blue><b>

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mrface   09-17-2003 at 12:42:43 AM
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when i stick my thumb up my butt, i pull it out and it smellz lkike cat food.


-={Apostalic Alcoholic.}=-

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Jake_Barnes   09-17-2003 at 01:05:06 AM
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Does it taste like cat food too ...?



<b><font color=blue>"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" - Bejamin Franklin</font color=blue><b>

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Jake_Barnes   09-17-2003 at 01:05:51 AM
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Duh ...



<b><font color=blue>"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" - Bejamin Franklin</font color=blue><b>

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RCPilot   09-17-2003 at 03:21:30 AM
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My favorite beer is Coors!

Well, I didn't think that was gonna happen!!!

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mrface   09-17-2003 at 05:18:07 AM
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yes it does how did you know???

oh yeah thats right that night i got drunk, you licked my ass .

good luck gettin that outta your mouth.


-={Apostalic Alcoholic.}=-

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RCPilot   09-17-2003 at 05:24:24 AM
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That had to have been Bud, NO?

Well, I didn't think that was gonna happen!!!

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mrface   09-17-2003 at 05:59:59 AM
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yeah my bad man.


-={Apostalic Alcoholic.}=-

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RCPilot   09-17-2003 at 06:10:44 AM
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Bad Man, what did I do?

Well, I didn't think that was gonna happen!!!

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kbear2569   09-17-2003 at 08:09:06 AM
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3.625 to 1... ouch

Ni!

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scamtrOn   09-17-2003 at 08:35:36 AM
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is that a coincidence? last time i did that, my tumb smelt *<-- new word* like [-peep-]...

<font color=orange><b>
Grub needs a new sig

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scamtrOn   09-17-2003 at 08:38:29 AM
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last time i licked someones ass, i was in gerlmany. some good ass that was

<font color=orange><b>
Grub needs a new sig

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scamtrOn   09-17-2003 at 08:42:09 AM
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guess what i use for the remote to my rc car?

may i buy an E?

<font color=orange><b>
Grub needs a new sig

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scamtrOn   09-17-2003 at 08:43:18 AM
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i got a hole in the center of my crack... is that normal docotr?

<font color=orange><b>
Grub needs a new sig

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scamtrOn   09-17-2003 at 08:45:48 AM
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i got a hole in the center of my crack... is that normal doctor?

oh and sometimes brown stinky infection like stuff oozes out... i'm very frightened :S

what to do? what to do?

<font color=orange><b>
Grub needs a new sig

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scamtrOn   09-17-2003 at 08:47:21 AM
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two negetives make a positive... a threesome of all men is perfectly justyfiable as that of a man and a woman.

<font color=orange><b>
Grub needs a new sig

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scamtrOn   09-17-2003 at 08:49:13 AM
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slap me, but my cup has no bottom... you'll simply have to do bursts

<font color=orange><b>
Grub needs a new sig

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scamtrOn   09-17-2003 at 08:51:00 AM
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i feel... chankspere... i wonder why the doctor didn't put me back?...

<font color=orange><b>
Grub needs a new sig

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scamtrOn   09-17-2003 at 08:51:27 AM
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my cat tastes like catfood

<font color=orange><b>
Grub needs a new sig

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scamtrOn   09-17-2003 at 08:59:54 AM
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we here in the dry lands ride camels and hump foxes and camels. foxes are used to simulates 9 year olds for the pedophiles and camels simulate loose women. we have a hard time finding the right balance for the rest of us normal fukcers...

hyenas do the job, but its not much fun when they are dead and when they are alive they bite our dicks off. when a woman is spotted, she is injected with over 500 sperm samples. from there on its a fight of whos sperm is stronger. i come from a sperm strong family, but my dad did a live hyena right after injecting me into her.


<font color=orange><b>
Grub needs a new sig

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scamtrOn   09-17-2003 at 09:01:14 AM
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stupid is, stupid does sir... now is your mom stupid too?

<font color=orange><b>
Grub needs a new sig

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mrface   09-17-2003 at 01:33:45 PM
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holy phukk d00d youre like the hyper-posting guy man,
chill out and take some ritalyn before you blow a fuse.


-={Apostalic Alcoholic.}=-

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RCPilot   09-17-2003 at 01:47:43 PM
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Sticks & stones .......

Well, I didn't think that was gonna happen!!!

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Playbus   09-17-2003 at 02:04:12 PM
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Jef:

This has to be one of the dumbest posts I have ever read, on any topic, anywhere.

I just hope you weren't really being serious.


Fatal Error #449: Unable to process the "Go to Hell" command specified.

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Auburn9698   09-17-2003 at 02:11:54 PM
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Huh? I'm assuming you're talking to JustPlainJef, and not thinking my name is Jef....

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JustPlainJef   09-17-2003 at 02:12:55 PM
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Well, I wasn't being totally serious, but I thought it would be a fun idea. But once Scammie invaded the post, everyone else turned and ran. Oh well, experiment failed. =o(

I've got a <font color=red>fever</font color=red>,
and the only <i>prescription</i>
is more <b>cowbell</b>

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eden   09-18-2003 at 05:20:14 AM
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The lesson: Lab rats should not be loose.

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mrface   09-18-2003 at 07:12:39 AM
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lesson: labrats make good dinner.


-={Apostalic Alcoholic.}=-

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