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I'm not really sure about it but either the 15th of september or the 18th of sep is supposed to be scam's birthday. anyways HAPPY BIRTHDAY SCAMMIE! :D

<font color=blue>Support bacteria, That's the only culture some people have :tongue: </font color=blue><font color=red><b><i>JayKay</font color=red></b></i><P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by jaythaman on 09/18/03 02:11 PM.</EM></FONT></P>

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Can we gangbang surprise him?

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That's a fine way to greet a new day.

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Reply to WingDing

ummm i'm not ga(y)me for it :P

<font color=blue>Support bacteria, That's the only culture some people have :tongue: </font color=blue><font color=red><b><i>JayKay</font color=red></b></i>

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mmmm.... gangbang sounds good.


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aweeee gee thanks. i never thought you'd remember... heck i don't even remember when i told you. *blows manly kisses to jay*

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OOOOooo you wait till aubby sees this!

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indeed!! :P

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you wanna gangbang me?

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yeah i love your copper letters and all.

Ill hit it from the back while eden gets it cadillac style, then we'll switch up and hit you 112. and then you can blow my dog.


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happy belated.....you're catching up to me...soon you'll pass me! lol.

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what do you say to double pen... oh no no nooo! aubby is watching

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hmmm... *warning: scammy thinking*

once i pass you, i'll kidnap you and take you away. then while you are sleeping, i will violate you. you will bear little scammy!!!! once it pops out of you, i'll bitch slap it if it has that canadian accent. but if it can say house and about instead of heuse and aboot, i'll keep it.

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Sounds like the father of your dreams, eh?

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Reply to dhlucke

would you want it if it has the canadian accent? .....i really wouldn't know what to do with it other than shoving it back in if it has that canadian accent.

canadians are evil man!!>>*you must overlook my actions*

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Canadian women....YuM!

Droooollll.....

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i'll take that as a yes, but i'm not sure if the baby would be a girl. well if it does turn out to be a girl, wait till its a bit older...

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If it's a boy just take it out back and drown it like a kitten.

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Reply to dhlucke

drown it like a kitten? wtf r u talking about? do you drown kittens? thats fukcing mean!

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If you get a litter of kittens that you don't need you just stick them in a bag and drown them.

I usually put some seasoning in the bag first though and I shake it around so that the kittens are tenderized and seasoned before dinner.

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...you drown your food before you eat it? usually people cook food, but i keep an open mind to new ways. however, i don't think i'd eat another human.

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would you like to slap me?

did i ever telly ou about pink pussy?

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I'm not into the whole raw/live cat scene so I prefer to drown them first.

The first year we had a litter we didn't need my family tried flushing them down the toilet but they kept swimming. They then put all 6 kittens in the garbage disposal.

Needless to say the sound of cats crying and getting cut to pieces was upsetting.

So since then we drown them and to not be wastefull we eat them.

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Reply to dhlucke

thats great!!!

a baby is a bit different tho, no?

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You're the one trippin'. I'd be happy with a beady eyed, head flappin' Canadian.

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Reply to dhlucke

i don't get you, one second you say yes, the next, you say no... make up your mind. so if it has a canadian accent you'll take it?

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on a more serious note, it shocks me that you keep thinking you are going to fukc it.... we are talking about the BABY, not a girl you can fukc.

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If it's old enough to pee...

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Reply to dhlucke

oh a new forum title for you! forum pedophile!

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I thought we were still talking about cats.

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alright, a pedophile, but you use animals... is there a big difference?

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Well define an underage cat. I mean, how many cats really live to be past 18? And at that point they're past their prime.

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do cat years rind a bell?

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I think you should find yourself a nice canadian cat to settle down with. Start a family dude!

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Reply to dhlucke

i'm not into bestiality. i'll stick with humans, but feel free to share where your cat fetish lands you. *the prison methinks*

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dood listen to some tool. its good for you!

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You need to shave your palms.

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says who?

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<A HREF="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/random/ohhy.jpg" target="_new">Scammy getting laid</A>

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Reply to dhlucke

soad - pussy whipped, listen to that one. its pretty good.

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I'm not a big fan of tool.

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I'll listen to System of a Down though...

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Don't have it.

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Reply to dhlucke

Kind of sick to know what you fantasize about, but what ever floats your boat. you replying to your self makes it more real doesn’t it, its almost like if someone else said it!

i won’t burst your bubble, but when your done jerking to the animal pic, look at the album.


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dl it, then if you like it, you can always buy it if you want.

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I'm done now. Can I come out and play?

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Reply to dhlucke

i don't know... ask the teacher. she said i can't talk anymore because i'm a big bully :(

ask if she'll forgive me

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Did you shave yet?

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Hey Scammy! Happy b'day mate!

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what ever got you interested in palm to see if its shaved or not, you may now use to find out for yourself.

its a bit disturbing to know you are interested in my palm tho... what happened? girls didn't work out for you and now you are trying animals and guys?

shaved or not, you ain't touching me

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