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I want to die. Or at least go into one of those cool comas where you just dream about cool stuff, till you wake up, or they pull the plug.
Let's see, today went all wrong. Theres these two chicks at my school that I've like totally fallen for, no, I've only fallen for one, but It's been hard figuring out which one, ... its been really hard to decide between them (heh, do I even have a choice?!). Today I was going to ask one of em out... the only problem which one? I thought I knew, and planned on asking her out and then if it didn't work out I could ask the other one out. Well of course we know that when it comes to these matters plans don't mean much. I didn't ask the chick out (first) that I thought i was going to (I should have though), and then I DID ask the other one (which i basically put as 2nd on my list, although I wasn't rly sure, and still might not be) out, well, I asked her to a movie basically and she said she would've gone but she had to go to some Greek Festival at a Greek orthodox church... cause shes Greek (I didn't know Greeks were that hot!).

So that was kind of dissappointing, but then I figured hey, I've still got another chance, so I moved my focus over to the OTHER chick (names are not neccessary for you). So I talked to her a bit and found out she was going to see a Spanish film (wtf?) and then go bowling with some friends. I was like "hmm maybe i should come" and she was like "yeah you should", so I thought I might show up and go bowling with them (screw the spanish film, subtitles waste my life), but then some of my friends made some plans about going to one of my friends community pools, and then going somewhere afterwards, like 15-20 ppl were supposed to go. So this chick was like "yeah i might go, call me when you know whats going on (said that to another girl going)" I was like cool, this'll be a good opportunity to talk to her. Well she didn't show up.

So at this point I've kinda decided that I like the First chick better, the one that didn't show up for the swimming and after-party, but now things r kinda complicated (or maybe they arent but they seem to be). Cause I basically already asked out the OTHER girl, so now she thinks I want HER, but now I think I want THIS ONE more, and bla bla bla? But I don't want to tell that other chick to 'forget it', till I know about the OTHER chick (the one i want... more), if she says "NO!" (how could she? I'm so awesome) then I'd still want this other one... and stuff/etc.
I've probly got 5 ulcers by now too.

So Grape, can I get a few kegs of that good canadian alcohol? I'll need it, cause I don't wanna wake up 'till monday:(

Now to go listen to some depressing music, which of course will make things worse, but I have to listen to it (hey Bright Eyes is awesome) and try to sleep 'till monday:(

Monday is a new day:) But thats 2/3 days away:( And who knows if things will go any better then anyways:(

Did I mention it SUCKS being 16?

"Mice eat cheese." - Modest Mouse

"Every Day is the Right Day." -Pink Floyd<P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by Willamette_Sucks on 09/27/03 04:54 AM.</EM></FONT></P>

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FEEL SORRY FOR ME!!! And Grape, wheres my alcohizzy!?

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Reply to Willamette_sucks

Wow dude, your only 16?
And Coolsquirtle's 15.

We've got some youngstas here. It sounds complicated Willy. BTW, is the Greek chick kind of tan in complexion?


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Reply to UFO_WARVIPER

Uh, yeah actually. Not really dark but kind of.

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"Every Day is the Right Day." -Pink Floyd

Reply to Willamette_sucks

So not only do you manage to screw your life up with two girls but you still fit in a internet life? Congratulations man.

Reply to Gastrian
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can I stick my penis in your mouth while yer in coma and take pics???

-Jeremy

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Reply to spud
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so, basically wat your saying is that your playing with their feelings and dont actually care for them. and also your attraction is based on lust alone



GJ~

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Reply to phial
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:eek: !!!

-Jeremy

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Reply to spud

I like somewhat dark/tan complected chicks. That's why I'm all nuts for the East Asians & Latinas.

I especially like the Shiny dark hair on Japanese Women, so straight too!

Obviously, I have a fettish. God Help me!

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Reply to UFO_WARVIPER
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may I??? *spud sticks penis in UFO mouth* oh ya ill make it all bett...tter oh ya...

-Jeremy

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Reply to spud

I think Willy's serious here. I wouldn't joke around since he's had a rough day. Let's try to cheer up, the old chap, k spud?

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Reply to UFO_WARVIPER
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I am im haveing my way with you... on a serious not im in a similar situation I like this one chick a shite load, but its not cause shes hot either. She makes me feel good about myself when im around her, really makes it hard for me to tell her how I feel. Ihing is I think she digs me too but im weird with everyone so its very hard fer her to tell if I like her too.

Either or im a huge mess now massive ammount of stress since I want to tell her but cant cause im afraid of getting the old turn down... fear it sucks...

But my advice is chin up bud dont be a dolt like me and go get em cause women that really mean something come far and I mean far between. Its been 5 years since I looked at a women in this way so its pretty important that I get on this. You should to if they mean alot to you.

Good luck bud your gonna need it women are some tricky business!!!

-Jeremy

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I am im haveing my way with you...



rofl dude you cracx me up haha




willamette:


*sigh*


man. go out with girl becayse you care about them. because you want to make them happy. not because you wanna stick your dick inside... ive had too many friends in situations like this with their hearts broken. not trying to flame.. but really. stop playing games

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Reply to phial

No not at all, you're seeing something that isn't there. I'm not gonna get all mushy on the forums phial:) But I could.

And keep your wang FAR AWAY from my mouth while im in the coma!

"Mice eat cheese." - Modest Mouse

"Every Day is the Right Day." -Pink Floyd

Reply to Willamette_sucks

Phial I honestly don't know where you're getting this, I did say that they were "hot", as in beautiful, which they are. That dosn't mean thats all I care about, FAR from it! You think I shouldn't care about that at all? Or that everyone should date someone theyre NOT physically attracted to just to eliminate that from the equation? Get real Phial. There needs to be some attraction between two people on a physical level. The difference between a whore/one night stand, and a (serious) g/f, or wife, is that theres something MORE. Theres thousands upon thousands of beautiful women/girls Phial, why then am I so up tight about this one (or two?). Honestly I don't think I'd have too hard of a time getting chicks, so if all I cared about was the way they looked (or if they were slutty hos, which they ARE NOT), I wouldn't be upset right now. Id just go down to the mall with some friends and pick up some other meaningless chicks. But I'm not doing that.

One of these girls (the one I think i really LOVE [yes Phial[) I knew in middle school (7th and 8th grade), but then we went to different highschools for 9th and 10th grade, but now I've switched schools and I'm with a bunch of my old friends again, including her. I liked her in middle school, and now I'm even more crazy about her. I personally think shes extremely beautiful but I also know that not everyone would think that about her. So its not ur standard blonde bimbo with big boobs that I'm after.

And there are many reasons why I like her.

"Mice eat cheese." - Modest Mouse

"Every Day is the Right Day." -Pink Floyd<P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by Willamette_Sucks on 09/27/03 02:13 PM.</EM></FONT></P>

Reply to Willamette_sucks

Were you being sarcastic Gastrian or is that an actual compliment? Things have changed alot since I switched schools. I used to hang out with "1337" people (computer geeks, turned pot-heads) at my old school, but now I'm back with my friends from middle school and they're not into computers. So I lead a double life, one weekend its a LAN party, the next its a... Regular Party (WITH GIRLS!) Lol. Actually overall things kick ass right now, but thats more the BIG PICTURE, and the here and now suck arse:(

"Mice eat cheese." - Modest Mouse

"Every Day is the Right Day." -Pink Floyd

Reply to Willamette_sucks

just chill out dude~~ throws WS 3 BUBBAS

HERE U GO :D

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Reply to coolsquirtle

Snap out of it Lee, just start being a dick to all the newer people like you used too. It'll make you feel good again:)

BTW....I've been through all this shiit your going through, I'm twice your age....your gunna be alright:)

<b>I help because you suck</b>

Reply to GeneticWeapon

I got tons of sh!t to knock u out for days. You want 200 proof "vodka"? Turn ur lips blue...

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Reply to Flamethrower205

So you are 32+ years old? How old are you GeneticWeapon?

I'm only 20.

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Reply to UFO_WARVIPER

Id hope hes older than 32!!! Hes got a daughter thats, what 15 or 16? Lol. Shes pretty cute too:)

"Mice eat cheese." - Modest Mouse

"Every Day is the Right Day." -Pink Floyd

Reply to Willamette_sucks

SWEEET! He probably won't let me have my hands on the pics would he?

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Reply to UFO_WARVIPER
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And the connection to Graphic Cards is what?

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Reply to bdaley

<--34

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Reply to GeneticWeapon

My Girlfriend dumped me on the same day when I have a math Fu*king exam, just before it, so I think i failed it, and that test is worth 30% of my term mark. SO F*CK ME, oh well I hope grade 10 marks doesn't count for much.


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Reply to scottchen

I got piss drunk last night, beat up an hobo, and suprisingly got away from the cops.

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Reply to scottchen

Man, that's gotta SUCK! I really feel for you. How could she do something like that the day you have an exam? Some people in this world just don't seem to care at all how others feel or how their actions can affect someone else these days. Actually, its probably always been like that.

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Reply to UFO_WARVIPER

Quote :

Some people in this world just don't seem to care at all how others feel or how their actions can affect someone else these days.


I agree. Think about how the hobo he beat up felt. Thats something to be proud of..."hey!..I beat up a hobo"....

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Reply to GeneticWeapon

What hobo?

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Reply to UFO_WARVIPER

U dont want to know.................

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Reply to coolsquirtle

Awwwh, comeon man! Is it a pretty good story? Is it even true, or just a bunch of hideous gossip?

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Reply to UFO_WARVIPER
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well from your first post man it sounded like, kinda shallow ;)


if care about someone , how can you even think about anyone else is what i meant.

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Reply to phial
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Yup!!!

-Jeremy

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Reply to spud

What do you do when you're really pissed? And when you're really drunk you normally don't get away from cops, but the cops here they have 2 jobs:
1. Traffic Duty
2. Search for kids with drugs and Alcohol

That's it, there's almost NO crimes from where i live, so The cops are all fat and bored. So not surprisingly i could jump fence faster than him even I was drunk.

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Reply to scottchen

About the hobo, My friends and I just beat him up because we wanted his beer. We said we would buy it off of him, he said no and through an empty pop can at us and told us to f*ck off, since i was already drunk and not thinking straight, and I was really pissed from earlier in the day, we just kinda started kicking him. It felt sooo good, taking out most of my anger. And we took his beer of coruse, there were 4 cans left.

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Reply to scottchen

Is this a TRUE story, or is it just some more forum fiction? :smile:

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Reply to UFO_WARVIPER

I'm dead serious, it's true. She screwed me, I've been preparing that test for weeks, hopefully my teacher will let me do a rewrite.

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Reply to scottchen

Sorry Dude I was busy pounding back the froth Sat. night.
Some 'Three Stooges Beer', some Molson Canadian, and some CC&Ginger. MMmmm! :evil:

IF you'd like you can have the left-overs. I've got 3 Kokanee Gold in the Fridge! :cool: But I don't think that'd do it for ya', however the Akvavit, Mudslide-Banana, Kahlua , Polar Ice, TaylorFladgatte White , Cragganmore-12yr , and Glenmorangie (port wood finish) might do it for ya.

Send women, I will send alcool (evil Quebec concoction 80% alcohol [alcool = alcohol in French]) which should help. Now be sure to stamp Fragile on the women and the box they are shipped in, the last shipment by GW (before he left the land of babes) arrived are banged up, before we got the chance to band-em up! :wink:

And no C.O.D.!

Anywhoo as for your travails, don't worry dude, there'll be many more chances for you to embarass yourself in front of women. :wink:
Wanna score points, don't go bowling or see a movie, ask here to go some place like a botanical garden at night (if they do that thing near you). 2 advanatges to that, a) the chick thinks you're romantic, and b) it's unlikely you'll bump into the other chick you're trying to hook up with. :evil:

EDIT: oh yeah, Greek Chicks HOT, curly hair dark hair, dark complextion, skinny (until they get married! :evil: ). The only problem, along with all those good things, they usually have a GREEK Brother! :eek:


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Reply to TheGreatGrapeApe

Ay, bad week for ya too? I wish I could get wasted out my mind, but I gotta work to set things straight... well I did have some fun last night at least. Too bad my eyes are kinda bloodshot and I'm pale as hell right now.

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Reply to Flamethrower205

No, no , no, no. I'm talking about the Hobo deal being a true story or forum fiction.

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Reply to UFO_WARVIPER

THAT'S TRUE, WHY WOULD I LIE? I was really pissed, so like i said i wasn't thinking straight, and it took out most of my anger by kicking him.

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Reply to scottchen

I think Amanda is half greek, shes got medium-dark brown hair, not curly (wavy), and is fairly tan, but not THAT tan. Fairly tan in california and fairly tan in alaska are 2 diff. things though, so its hard to describe w/o a visual reference.

But I've forgotten all about Amanda. Who is Amanda? Lol. It's all about Jazelle! Isn't that a pretty name? Short (not like male role-player in a lesbain relationship short, but not shoulder length) black hair (beautiful hair!), beautiful smile, thin, bout 5'5 I'd say. I don't want to guess her weight, lol:)


Stop asking people "whats up" or "hows it goin", you know you don't give a sh*t. And noone cares how you're doing either.

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Reply to Willamette_sucks

For some reason when I get angry if I punch or kick something if feels real good, but it makes it even worse. Generally I have to go sit down for an hour and keep myself under control and perhaps in 2 days I'll be ok. (We're talking bad stuff tho).

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Reply to Flamethrower205

Hmm, tho my blood pressure remains high...right now it's very very high.

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Reply to Flamethrower205
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Go jack off.

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Quote :

My Girlfriend dumped me on the same day when I have a math Fu*king exam,


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Quote :

My friends and I just beat him up because we wanted his beer. We said we would buy it off of him, he said no and through an empty pop can at us and told us to f*ck off, since i was already drunk and not thinking straight, and I was really pissed from earlier in the day, we just kinda started kicking him. It felt sooo good, taking out most of my anger. And we took his beer of coruse, there were 4 cans left.


Well now I can freakin' see why she dumped you!
And yeah that was a low blow. Christ some people can't figure out themselves. :mad:


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Reply to eden
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Quote :

Some people in this world just don't seem to care at all how others feel or how their actions can affect someone else these days. Actually, its probably always been like that.


Welcome to reality.

What's more is those who are under heavy stress know they are stressed, but still decide to go through relationships which often young teens can't manage, and BAM, it happens, then they whine, get drunk, get pissed, wa wa wa...
God I am getting tired of the teen routine, yawn, cry me a river. I'm 17 btw.

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Reply to eden
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Spud right now you're about the only one here I can manage my little rants and put them aside. Since I respect you, I can only give you my wishes that you try eventually your shot at her. You seem like a very open-minded fellow in real life, especially when you are serious in your posts or on MSN, and so, I hope you go for it and it works out.

Good luck bud. And if it don't work out, join us at the OTHERS orgy. :wink:

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Reply to eden

The girl I like, her name is Amanda. She's German (kinda like me; well, I suppose I'm kinda Swiss). I think she likes me too. What do you think, my wise forum friends, should I ask her out?

BTW, Will, that's a hairy situation. I think the first thing you should do is "pick" one. Think about them. Which one do you <i>really</i> look forward to seeing everyday? Which one are you consistently affected by? Which makes you happier? If you can answer any of those questions, then build a "friend" ladder, and haul one of those girls off onto it, and focus on the other. That might work.

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