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Could be George Carlin, Rodney Dangerfield, Don Rickles, Jimmy Durante
or even more likely that OLD geezer that recently skidded into a coffin
with a Scotch on the rocks in one hand and a Havana in the other....
George Burns.
"Cannon Fodder" <gonfishn@airmail.net> wrote in message
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> My sister-in-law E-mailed it to me sometime ago... Don't know the
> origin even though I've searched high and low... Sure sounds like W.C.
> Fields though....
>
> On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 10:22:36 -0600, "Scott Richardson"
> <srichard@charter.net> wrote:
>
>>
>> Where did you get that great quote/statement? I am taking it! Best
>> thing I've read on this newsgroup in an age.
>>
>> Scott in Austin MN
>>
>> "Cannon Fodder" <gonfishn@airmail.net> wrote in message
>>>
>>> "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with
>>> the intention of arriving safely in an attractive
>>> and well preserved body, but rather to skid in
>>> sideways, cigar in one hand, favorite beverage in
>>> the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out,
>>> and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!"
>>
>
>
>
> "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with
> the intention of arriving safely in an attractive
> and well preserved body, but rather to skid in
> sideways, cigar in one hand, favorite beverage in
> the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out,
> and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!"