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Flamethrower205   10-06-2003 at 12:52:56 AM

Gaaahhh! I'm trapped in my house till Tuesday, when school starts. I'm not allowed to leave cause I gotta study. Goddamn, I swear I'm getting ADD or something from staying in 1 place!

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WingDing   10-06-2003 at 10:55:12 AM
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Good. I hope you suffer and eventually die in a matress fire.

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alltaken   10-06-2003 at 03:05:10 PM
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yes having sex with a matress without lube can cause a lot of friction and hence cause a fire ;)

wingding is talking from experience.


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WingDing   10-06-2003 at 03:52:14 PM
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The mattress came onto me. I didn't start it.

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spud   10-07-2003 at 08:06:41 AM
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I hear ya brother matresses are nasty in this day and age.

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WingDing   10-07-2003 at 10:19:21 AM
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[ashamed] The last one I had was underage [/ashamed]

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RobD   10-07-2003 at 11:27:33 AM
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A junior matress? I can hear the lynch mob approaching now.

<font color=blue>"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I'm very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that" - Bill Shankly</font color=blue>

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WingDing   10-07-2003 at 11:35:36 AM
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It even had decorative teddy bears on it....*sniff*...

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RobD   10-07-2003 at 11:41:58 AM
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The police noticed that each one of those had been "penetrated", repeatedly. Over 20 of them, in a mammoth orgy of springs and stuffing.

<font color=blue>"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I'm very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that" - Bill Shankly</font color=blue>

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WingDing   10-07-2003 at 11:47:48 AM
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...*cries*...I'm a bad person, aren't I?....

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RobD   10-07-2003 at 12:08:46 PM
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...*offer shoulder to cry on*...

Not all the time, and anyway, it's part of your devilish charm.

<font color=blue>"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I'm very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that" - Bill Shankly</font color=blue>

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WingDing   10-07-2003 at 12:15:04 PM
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I hope the local constabulary are equally sympathetic. They didn't seem thrilled by my questionable Vanessa Paradis photo collection.

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RobD   10-07-2003 at 12:22:35 PM
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Bloody filth, they never understand. Those photos were art for god sake! By the way, those loan sharks are after me for the cash I owe, after I took out that loan so you could buy the pics. At least let me see some of them so I can get some pleasure before my kneecaps are shot out.

Mind, I bet those pics are all sticky and wrinkled now?

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WingDing   10-07-2003 at 12:53:36 PM
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They are heavily coated with a rancid layer of my delicate man-cream.

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RobD   10-07-2003 at 01:52:28 PM
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That's another set of prints totally ruined then. I've never seen a substance dissolve photos before.

<font color=blue>"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I'm very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that" - Bill Shankly</font color=blue>

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WingDing   10-07-2003 at 02:31:55 PM
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At least they got rid of some of the evidence. Might save me a few years in chokey.

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RobD   10-07-2003 at 02:36:10 PM
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3 years off five consecutive life terms isn't going to help much though is it?

<font color=blue>"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I'm very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that" - Bill Shankly</font color=blue>

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WingDing   10-07-2003 at 03:26:40 PM
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I suppose not. And they didn't look kindly on the gangbang photo in which I had grafted the head of the Queen Mother onto the body of a fit young girl enjoying double penetration.

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RobD   10-07-2003 at 03:34:51 PM
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Yes, but the worldwide of it sales should help you bail bond fund.

<font color=blue>"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I'm very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that" - Bill Shankly</font color=blue>

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WingDing   10-07-2003 at 04:01:56 PM
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Perhaps then I should release the equally tasteless photo of Princess Diana being bungholed by a well-hung black guy.

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RobD   10-07-2003 at 04:11:20 PM
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You'd make so much money, Bill Gates would look destitute by comparison.

<font color=blue>"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I'm very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that" - Bill Shankly</font color=blue>

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WingDing   10-07-2003 at 04:21:16 PM
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My first act as a wealthy philanthropist would be to send you on a 'business trip' to Bangkok to make up for the miserable time you had in Florida.

Your hotel suite would include a jacuzzi and several bottles of baby oil.

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RobD   10-07-2003 at 04:37:27 PM
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You are a most noble benefactor, and I would be truly eternally thankful.

<font color=blue>"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I'm very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that" - Bill Shankly</font color=blue>

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speeduk   10-07-2003 at 04:53:58 PM
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Well I just lost my job, so I know how you feel. Oh boy what a week for me......

*Walks off to play cs*

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WingDing   10-07-2003 at 05:15:52 PM
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And I would screen the girls to ensure that they are firm, slender and barn door accessible.

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Yahiko81   10-07-2003 at 06:04:05 PM
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walks? You should be running.

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spud   10-07-2003 at 09:34:41 PM
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Top drawer chap top drawer!!!

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speeduk   10-07-2003 at 11:48:18 PM
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Actually my hands did the running. Moved the mouse a bit, pressed a few buttons and whala im on the cs server. :eek:

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WingDing   10-08-2003 at 11:03:06 AM
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And I think Spud's increasing level of perversion merits at least a threesome with Bangkok's finest.

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spud   10-08-2003 at 07:31:27 PM
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cock you say where where???

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WingDing   10-09-2003 at 10:53:35 AM
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That's part of the magical mystery tour.

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RobD   10-09-2003 at 11:07:44 AM
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Yes, but you have to take on the role of tour guide to show me the finer points of the seedy Bangkok bars.

<font color=blue>"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I'm very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that" - Bill Shankly</font color=blue>

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WingDing   10-09-2003 at 11:11:10 AM
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If you want seedy, I know some grotty dark alleys where the overweight pox-ridden ladyboys hang out.

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RobD   10-09-2003 at 11:33:31 AM
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On second thoughts....

<font color=blue>"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I'm very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that" - Bill Shankly</font color=blue>

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WingDing   10-09-2003 at 11:49:54 AM
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Oh go on.....you know the thought of lardy, pimply buttocks does something for you.

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RobD   10-09-2003 at 12:04:59 PM
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...*recalls Wingy's bumhole with moisty eyed fondness*...

<font color=blue>"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I'm very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that" - Bill Shankly</font color=blue>

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WingDing   10-09-2003 at 12:08:42 PM
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You are now comdemned to spend your evenings being felt up by grossly overweight asian transsexuals.

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RobD   10-09-2003 at 12:42:17 PM
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You've experienced it, what does it feel like and what can I ...*gulp*... look forward to?

<font color=blue>"Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I'm very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that" - Bill Shankly</font color=blue>

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WingDing   10-09-2003 at 01:40:50 PM
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It is the ultimate in humiliating and degrading experiences.

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