London Slang - Must Read!

<A HREF="http://www.londonslang.com/db/just_heard/" target="_new">London Slang</A> is a fvcking riot - I can imagine Wingding and RobD having some fun with this site.
My favorites:

badger scratching - to feel a woman's vagina. i.e. "Wouldn't mind doin' a bit of badger scratching with her". Suggested by Simon Dodson.

fish licker - lesbian. Suggested by Glenn Atkins

float a sausage to the seaside - to have a shat. A term that has been suggested by a few people. This one is one of many similar phrases (see 'see a brown friend off to the coast', 'drop the kids off at the pool') which may originate from the comic Viz.

gentleman's relish - spunk/sperm. Another great suggestion from Jon Krinks. (ROFLMFAO)

panty hamster - original slang term for the vagina. Suggested by Dan Sparrow.

swamp donkey - an unattractive woman, e.g. "Blimey, have you seen those swamp donkeys sitting in the corner!".

Last, but not least ... tromboning - this disgusting term describes a sexual act where someone has their face in a bloke's arse (probably felching), whilst giving them a hand job. The action appears similar to that of someone playing the trombone. Suggested by Sam Sharp.


<b><font color=red> “Liberals have many tails and chase them all.” – H.L. Mencken </font color=red><b><P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by Jake_Barnes on 10/11/03 02:26 PM.</EM></FONT></P>

woooooooooooot! Tromboning!
Hahahahaha, I used to play the trombone but my teacher hated me cause after I saw it called the Tromboner on the Simpsons, that's all I called it.

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