<A HREF="http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/fatbabe.php" target="_new">HOTTT & SEXXXY!!!</A>
My OS features preemptive multitasking, a fully interactive command line, & support for 640K of RAM!
Oh, unlike his wife, his mistress enjoys pleasurable, high-quality facials:
<b><font color=green>Wingding's Wife</b></font color=green>:
<b><font color=red>8=======D</font color=red><font color=white>~{</font color=white></b>
<b><font color=green>Wingding's Mistress</b></font color=green>:
<b><font color=red>8=======D</font color=red><font color=white>~{</font color=white></b>
My OS features preemptive multitasking, a fully interactive command line, & support for 640K of RAM!
Uhh...Ok...
Interesting.
<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
You laughing at me, huh? Wingy's gonna kick my arse within a few hours.
*Waits nervously in anticipation*
My OS features preemptive multitasking, a fully interactive command line, & support for 640K of RAM!
That video was awesome. LOL
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<font color=red>12 bit... The way games are meant to be played!</font color=red>
Thanx, I didn't think somoeone could do a parody so closely sounding to the original.
My OS features preemptive multitasking, a fully interactive command line, & support for 640K of RAM!
That was prolly the best flash parody I've seen yet.
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Thanx, too bad it had to be Wingding's Mistress.
My OS features preemptive multitasking, a fully interactive command line, & support for 640K of RAM!
He's probably got more than one!
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Horace </font color=blue>
We'll have to find more flash videos to accomodate all of them, shall we not?
My OS features preemptive multitasking, a fully interactive command line, & support for 640K of RAM!
I'm on it!
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Horace </font color=blue>
Awesome dude, just post plenty of links for eacho one. Wingding is gong to be horny in the morning.
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<A HREF="http://funny.novanix.com/pages/burger.htm" target="_new"> His first gay experiance! </A>
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<A HREF="http://www.internetcafeole.com/fondi/grazie.html" target="_new"> Threesome? </A>
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Horace </font color=blue>
Ooooohhh, all these lovely images are making me hot...I'm getting aroused...I'm starting to swell up....mmmm.....
<A HREF="http://poetry.rotten.com/nobody-saw-him/0004/" target="_new">You asked for it dude</A>
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Erk *vomits*
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Horace </font color=blue>
Woah!!!
Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS!
That's what you get when you mess with Wingding.
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LMAO What else could you expect?
Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS!
What is that bulbous looking thing on his penis?
My OS features preemptive multitasking, a fully interactive command line, & support for 640K of RAM!
| Quote : That's what you get when you mess with Wingding. |
Is that all you got!?
My OS features preemptive multitasking, a fully interactive command line, & support for 640K of RAM!
What I'm wondering is how long you resisted before popping him with your nasty.
p.s. Was that the burger-king guy after you gave him some of your 'meat' ?
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Horace </font color=blue>
| Quote : What I'm wondering is how long you resisted before popping him with your nasty. |
Winging, resist? No, my man, Wingding would take the dive at first site!
My OS features preemptive multitasking, a fully interactive command line, & support for 640K of RAM!
He had to at least take the picture. That takes ~10 sec.
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Horace </font color=blue>
Some of the shots were rather shaky as I was tossing myself off at the time.
Hope it doesn't ruin anyone's breakfast.
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Bumped - for YOUR pleasure.......
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Actually, for his pleasure, that'd be "bummed".
<font color=blue>"Do I not like that" - Graham Taylor</font color=blue>
Did the photo help the digestion of your brekkie this morning?
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'Tis a distant memory from yesterday, and I daren't access it from work. However, the recollection does make the gastric juices stir a little.
Have you seen our popularity in the Polls section?
<font color=blue>"Do I not like that" - Graham Taylor</font color=blue>
Infamy, more like.
I blame you of course. I was a good Catholic boy before you came along.
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So you had no perverted tendencies until I came long then? Hmm, I think not. I don't think the words "Good" and "Wingding" sit very happily in the same sentence really.
<font color=blue>"Do I not like that" - Graham Taylor</font color=blue>
Certainly not when it comes to describing my performance in bed....
....*cries*....
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Now now, there's no need to feel like that, you're not that bad ...*sniggers*... otherwise you'd be divorced by now.
<font color=blue>"Do I not like that" - Graham Taylor</font color=blue>
....*wails*...even the bloated guy in the bed turned me down...*collapses*....
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My OS features preemptive multitasking, a fully interactive command line, & support for 640K of RAM!
I bet he smelled even worse than my foreskin.
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Speaking of foreskin, what did you actually vote for in my poll?
EDIT: Also, what did you think of the analogy between the facials of your wife & your mistress?
My OS features preemptive multitasking, a fully interactive command line, & support for 640K of RAM!<P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by UFO_WARVIPER on 10/20/03 06:48 AM.</EM></FONT></P>
1. Circumcised.
2. A bit lame.
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Seconded. Bloody amatuers.
<font color=blue>"Do I not like that" - Graham Taylor</font color=blue>
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I've got a hardware question for you, because you have Raptor in your sig.
Did you run a JB 8 mg cashe prior to getting the Raptor? If so how much faster did it feel?
I've been thinkihg about Raptor for awhile now & want to get an honest opinion.
Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS!
I had three hard drives in quick succession. My original (pre-Raptor) HDD was a 13GB IBM 7200 ATA100. Ran fine, nothing spectacular except the way it died.
I then bought a Maxtor 120GB SATA 8MB cache HDD to replace it. Worked great, noticably faster particularly during loading. That died spectacularly three days later when the servo heads jammed.
To tide me over I bought a cheapo Seagate 60GB ATA133 2MB cache HDD, which was fine, although noticably slower. I then bought the Raptor, and gave the Seagate to my brother.
The Raptor is much faster than any of them. It's also very quiet and is very stable. The only comment I'd make is about how flimsy SATA cables are. I had a real scare on the weekend due to a Boot Drive Failure message, when I thought the HDD had died. Turned out the cable was a bit loose.
I'd definitely go for the Raptor if you want great speed. If you want a better deal for your money, the larger WD SATA 7200 rpm hard drives are supposed to be very fast too.
Now please get back to talking about the big dead swollen guy.
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Hey thanks for the info, I appreciate it!!
| Quote : Now please get back to talking about the big dead swollen guy. |
Oh, I thought that was another thread.
He's plenty ripe looking, I'd say.
Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS!
Come to think of it.
He looks as bloated as one of flamthrower's frogs!!
Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS!
[what a jerk] He's still skinny compared to Emma Louise [/what a jerk]
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:mad: I HATE NET NAZIS!!! :mad: <P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by JustPlainJef on 10/20/03 09:27 AM.</EM></FONT></P>
Oh well, at least someone thought it was funny.
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I got a good kick out of it. It actually elevated my outlook of today a little bit... Too bad there's another 6 hours of work left...
I HATE NET NAZIS!!!
I thought the bloated guy was funnier. That made me happier. And hungrier.
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