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Woodman   10-20-2003 at 05:29:27 PM

I heard they're supposed to be sexy or something, but I don't get why.

So why?


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WingDing   10-20-2003 at 05:32:42 PM
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I agree. Just gets in the way. I also dislike 'big' bouffant hair. It looks ridiculous.

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Auburn9698   10-20-2003 at 06:24:16 PM
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What do <i>you</i> like them to have, crew cuts?

I'm guessing you've never had a stripper come over, stand right in front of you with her hands on your thighs, lean over and brush her long, lightly perfumed locks back and forth, teasingly, across your manhood area......true?

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WingDing   10-20-2003 at 06:26:41 PM
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As long as it's not their long pubes wafting around, that's OK.

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Auburn9698   10-20-2003 at 06:30:36 PM
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Yeah, really. I know Rob agrees with that, after his trial in the jungle.

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WingDing   10-20-2003 at 06:34:54 PM
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I once encountered hairy nipples (on a woman). A horrid, wretched experience.

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JustPlainJef   10-20-2003 at 06:37:44 PM
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It is all about preferance. I prefer the longer hair myself, on both myself and women. But it also depends on the girl and the hairstyle. I really like Auburn's stripper scenario, though... =o) Oh, that smell that gets stuck in their hair and then comes out again 5 minutes after her initial smell has faded from your nose when she flips her hair. WOW!!! :eek:

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JustPlainJef   10-20-2003 at 06:46:35 PM
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Hearing Wingding say something is "A horrid, wretched experience" seems kind of backwards... Especially something as simple as hair on the nipples... I do agree that it is nasty, but it is funny that someone that would bring up, well, some of the things that he does, would be grossed out by a hairy nipple. Is this your Kryptonite, Wingding, your Achilles Heel if you will? Perhaps we should, here in the forum, cease using Achille's Heel and replace it with Wingding's Nipple! :smile:

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Auburn9698   10-20-2003 at 06:51:20 PM
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Yeah, I like it when they do that. Not that I have much occasion to visit any of the clubs any more, but it was nice.

Best strip club experience was in Atlanta, when I was about to tip a girl onstage, then she recognized me from high school. Don't know how I didn't recognize her first, but then again I hadn't seen her in 10 years. She was one of our cheerleaders. Class of '92, like me, and we were in a bunch of classes together. Weren't best friends, never went out or anything, but knew each other OK. Ordered up 2 lap dances after that. :tongue:

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Auburn9698   10-20-2003 at 06:52:03 PM
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Oh, gross.

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JustPlainJef   10-20-2003 at 07:00:44 PM
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Class of '92, heh? I thought you were a little older than that... I was only 2 years behind you! HA HA!! Did you guys talk during to lapdances? Did she go the extra mile for you?? Was it kinda wierd??

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RobD   10-20-2003 at 07:03:43 PM
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Oh, the memories........ :frown:

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Auburn9698   10-20-2003 at 07:26:12 PM
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I'm 29. High school class of '92, Auburn classes of '96 and '98.

I should have said table dances, actually, not lap dances. My bad. Got a little carried away with picturing her again, and didn't use my terminology right. Little bit of a difference, there.

Anyway. Wasn't weird, but it was cool, that's for sure.

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JustPlainJef   10-20-2003 at 07:36:17 PM
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Excellent... I am glad you enjoyed it... Last time I went to a club, it was a hokey-a$$ place on an Indian Reservation in central WI. Girls were not the best things to look at, but it was fully nude, the did serve alcohol, and the girls were not shy about you putting your hands on them, and they would often do it for you! So all in all it was a good time... =o)

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Woodman   10-21-2003 at 01:50:41 AM
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Rofl :tongue: . Short, shoulder-length hair is fine. Long hair seems too unhygienic, reminds me of long haired bums on the street.


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Auburn9698   10-21-2003 at 04:09:52 AM
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That's the big complaint?!?! That it's "unhygienic?" Even if they wash it every day? Or if they ask ya to get in there and wash it for em? :evil:

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mrface   10-21-2003 at 04:12:14 AM
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aubie i agree i prefer the long hair on women


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Auburn9698   10-21-2003 at 04:17:41 AM
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Right on. Somebody call the orderlies. I think woodman's gone crazy.

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Woodman   10-21-2003 at 04:50:17 AM
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No complaints, I just don't get why some think its sexy.

Heck sure, I wouldn't mind giving them a hand when washing :wink: , but the thought of all the muck floating on the water surface makes me sick.

And actually discovering that you've been chewing food mixed with long strands of hair... nevermind.


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shadus   10-21-2003 at 06:38:59 AM
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It's a handle, nothing sexy about it.

Shadus

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shadus   10-21-2003 at 06:38:59 AM
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It's a handle, nothing sexy about it.

Shadus

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Woodman   10-21-2003 at 06:42:13 AM
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ROFL HAHAHA :evil: !! Thanks a lot, I knew there was a valid reason somewhere... :lol: .


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mrface   10-21-2003 at 08:15:06 AM
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hey its like this man,

say youre hitting it doggy style and she drops her head when she screams or moans and you cant really hear(to boost your sh!t past breakin point) you puill her long ass hair to raise that head up and hear the fgull affects of her vocal insinuation of pleasure. :wink:


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RobD   10-21-2003 at 09:14:46 AM
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Just as long as you don't pull her long ass-hair instead.

<font color=blue>"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered" - George Best</font color=blue>

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WingDing   10-21-2003 at 11:24:34 AM
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['morning] Leave your wife out of this [/'morning]

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RobD   10-21-2003 at 11:39:30 AM
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[cheery hello] It's a bugger getting her to stay still in the hairdressers chair while they run the clippers down the cleft and over the starfish. She can only balance on her head for a short while. Perhaps you could share your technique with us? [/cheery hello]

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WingDing   10-21-2003 at 11:46:50 AM
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I just use a metal comb. One eyewatering yank and it's all gone.

Your chances of getting head are severely reduced however.

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RobD   10-21-2003 at 11:59:24 AM
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I would imagine all sexual activity would be right off the menu for some considerable time.

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WingDing   10-21-2003 at 12:05:15 PM
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By which time the ass-hair would have regrown.

Hmmm, not a very practical solution.

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RobD   10-21-2003 at 12:10:12 PM
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A vicious circle indeed. If they'd keep it neat in the first place though, none of this need happen. I mean, they tend to front garden, what's to stop them just turning their attention to the rear?

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WingDing   10-21-2003 at 12:15:49 PM
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Electrolysis. My God man, why didn't we think of it sooner?

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RobD   10-21-2003 at 12:23:34 PM
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Fantastic idea. Also, it may persuade them for some barn door action. Interesting....

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WingDing   10-21-2003 at 12:33:50 PM
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The gentle shocks might even loosen up the sphincter and result in some entertaining golden showers or scatalogical splatterings.

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RobD   10-21-2003 at 12:37:18 PM
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Why not leave them wired up to the mains while on the job? That way, in case they drift off to sleep, a few volts pumping through them will wake them, and their involuntary moistening of both entrances should make for immediate penetration.

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WingDing   10-21-2003 at 12:46:57 PM
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Aw sod it, let's just fry them completely.

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shadus   10-21-2003 at 07:25:09 PM
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Bad idea, if you keep them warm they decay, if you keep them cold it's stiff. I do like Rob's idea though... bzzt...bzzt...bzzt

Shadus

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WingDing   10-22-2003 at 10:46:34 AM
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Poor RobD is pining for his anal action days.

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RobD   10-22-2003 at 10:54:09 AM
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...*sniff*... It was all so long ago.

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WingDing   10-22-2003 at 10:57:43 AM
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There, there....it'll be OK...maybe someday, somehow, your pecker will receive more bottom-related fun..[/not a chance in hell mate]

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RobD   10-22-2003 at 11:06:19 AM
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Maybe you're right, maybe the wife will permit entry. Maybe there is hope after all... [/who am I trying to kid?]

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WingDing   10-22-2003 at 11:16:53 AM
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I'm sure a nice dinner, some candlelight and soft whisperings and she'll bend right over...[/and soon Svol will get laid]

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RobD   10-22-2003 at 11:33:55 AM
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Maybe if I just take her on a shopping spree, I'll get to slip it in... [/not as long as there's a hole up my arse]

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WingDing   10-22-2003 at 02:20:41 PM
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Oh I'm sure a nice pair of slippers from Marks and Spensers would charm her sufficiently [/some day I'll grow up]

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RobD   10-22-2003 at 02:27:52 PM
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Well, I was hoping to get change from a fiver. Perhaps a rethink is in order... [/never acting my age]

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WingDing   10-22-2003 at 02:43:36 PM
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Well at this time of year a few toffee apples might do the trick [/although you might suddenly find them rammed up your backside]

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RobD   10-22-2003 at 03:17:12 PM
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I'll be trying that tonight then... [/I'm having a laugh, aren't I?]

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WingDing   10-22-2003 at 03:39:47 PM
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Guaranteed success. She'll beg you for more [/oh this is just pitiful]

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RobD   10-22-2003 at 03:58:33 PM
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I'll be nuts deep before 6pm tonight... [/sad, delusional and pathetic]

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WingDing   10-22-2003 at 04:09:37 PM
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Every time from now on she'll insist that you lose your mess up her back passage [/gone beyond a joke]

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RobD   10-22-2003 at 04:10:52 PM
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Twice a night. And threes times on weekends [/living in a dream world]

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