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The year is...2008.
Valve's Steam success in eradicating piracy and mass users controlling
system has lead to globalisation of Steam application in all aspects of
life and Steam now is licensed to government.
"I woke up in the reminding sound of Gabe's "Welcome to a new Steam Day"
voice on my alarm clock, the clock hooked to the internet time server
and synchronised through STEAM.
My computer screen was still on since last night...angry message from my
boss through STEAM : "Your STEAM's work monitoring data showed that You
have been late in submitting your report due to surfing the net at work
, therefore your salary of this month will be put on hold until you
finish your work!"
I quickly got up and went to take a shower, turned the hot water on
.....No, my water has been cut. A female voice (" a la train ride female
voice in HL") sounding through STEAM- connected -hot- water -system in
my house: "Due to your inability in paying your water bills, your water
now is disconnected until you finish your report and get your salary
deposited into STEAM". There is no STEAMed steamy hot water for me today
then.
I decide to go to work then, so I went preparing breakfast, the
microwave refused to operate stating the same reason, all food in the
fridge got spoiled as the fridge has been turned off automatically
through STEAM last night.
The only thing works is electricity, to power STEAM, to notify me about
my salary suspension....only until tomorrow...
I have to race with time.
My car does not log me on driver seat as last night it has received
instruction from STEAM through wireless signals about my suspended
salary.
I have to get public transport to go to my office. Everybody looked at
me with contempt as I looked very messy.
Then at work, I finish my report brilliantly and promtly, my life is
back again......my hot water running, my car functionning, my stereo
playing....I am STEAMed clean again.....Just one "switch on" back by
STEAM...The services delivery system and work performance monitoring is
genious!!!!!"
Tinfoiled Hat.
The year is...2008.
Valve's Steam success in eradicating piracy and mass users controlling
system has lead to globalisation of Steam application in all aspects of
life and Steam now is licensed to government.
"I woke up in the reminding sound of Gabe's "Welcome to a new Steam Day"
voice on my alarm clock, the clock hooked to the internet time server
and synchronised through STEAM.
My computer screen was still on since last night...angry message from my
boss through STEAM : "Your STEAM's work monitoring data showed that You
have been late in submitting your report due to surfing the net at work
, therefore your salary of this month will be put on hold until you
finish your work!"
I quickly got up and went to take a shower, turned the hot water on
.....No, my water has been cut. A female voice (" a la train ride female
voice in HL") sounding through STEAM- connected -hot- water -system in
my house: "Due to your inability in paying your water bills, your water
now is disconnected until you finish your report and get your salary
deposited into STEAM". There is no STEAMed steamy hot water for me today
then.
I decide to go to work then, so I went preparing breakfast, the
microwave refused to operate stating the same reason, all food in the
fridge got spoiled as the fridge has been turned off automatically
through STEAM last night.
The only thing works is electricity, to power STEAM, to notify me about
my salary suspension....only until tomorrow...
I have to race with time.
My car does not log me on driver seat as last night it has received
instruction from STEAM through wireless signals about my suspended
salary.
I have to get public transport to go to my office. Everybody looked at
me with contempt as I looked very messy.
Then at work, I finish my report brilliantly and promtly, my life is
back again......my hot water running, my car functionning, my stereo
playing....I am STEAMed clean again.....Just one "switch on" back by
STEAM...The services delivery system and work performance monitoring is
genious!!!!!"
Tinfoiled Hat.