funniest difool quotes thread

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I've put a few down here please feel free to add more

"YOU HAVE ACCEPTED STEAM!
and every gamer who accept steam is weak, submissive and a coward"

or

"portrait of a valve gamer
HAPPY AND VERY IGNORANT"

or

"VALVE is the "ruthless dictator" using his "war machine" STEAM
I'm from the underground "resistance" which fights for freedom"

or

"everything is important when it comes to fight steam
valve's has many powerfull weapons, so we must use everything we have!"


or

"its a complete humiliation what valve is making every gamer do"

or

"don't forget, valve took away "CHOICE"
there is no "CHOICE" with valve, it has to be their way or none
as a consumer don't you agree "CHOICE" is one of the most important
things?"

or

"its disgusting making news of valve's pure propaganda "we are great we
banned even more bandits", the media should simply ignore them
and you really touch what is important, its so evident valve becoming
"judge, jury and executioner" and steam gamers are helpless mice in
valve cage ready to by fried"
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Westman wrote:
> Incredible that one single person has come up with these gems!
>

....but great for those of us that like to grab a quote for the sig
occasionally :-)


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ps: no disrespect to all wonderful mothers around the world but instead
complete despise for brainless gamers wanting to become valve's servants

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Stoned Monkey wrote:
> I've put a few down here please feel free to add more

LOL, thanks for the laugh! difool is quite a piece of work.

Another one:
"valve "f"ed gamers like myself, so shouldn't i have reasons to "f" them
back? yes i have!"

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"Stoned Monkey" <tenny2k@NOSPAMrtennant.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message
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> I've put a few down here please feel free to add more
>
here's one that made me chuckle.....


"steam doesn't make you more MODERN! no it doesn't!"

what planet is this guy on??

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Memnoch <memnoch@nospampleaseimbritish.ntlworld.com> wrote in
news:bv4gu0lv9k1puuv61a1ffsjpsdg31dg9s8@4ax.com:

> Reminds me a lot of a Doom 3 one I saw a while back. Even had a little
> TFT screen on the front and below it was a mock up of one of those
> airlocks in the game. Really well done.

Link please? Thanks.

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Dr C[AGHL] proclaimed...

> "steam doesn't make you more MODERN! no it doesn't!"
>
> what planet is this guy on??

This one unfortunately. He's just not out of single cell evolution yet.

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Stoned Monkey wrote:

<Big snip>

Am I the only person who thinks that difool is playing people in these
groups, and having a very good laugh at the length to which he is able to
wind people up? I can understand people getting annoyed by people like Eep,
but difool is just posting the same sort of stuff over and over, and getting
a rise from people every time.

I don't know why I'm bothering to post this because to tell you the truth I
don't mind, I actually find it quite funny in small doses.
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"Dr C[AGHL]" <DRCowling99spam@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:34q6ekF4fm1hrU1@individual.net
> "Stoned Monkey" <tenny2k@NOSPAMrtennant.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:cs74n1$4cv$1@newsg2.svr.pol.co.uk...
>> I've put a few down here please feel free to add more
>>
> here's one that made me chuckle.....
>
>
> "steam doesn't make you more MODERN! no it doesn't!"
>
> what planet is this guy on??

I don't think it's the one we like to call Earth. \
McG.

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Morgan Sales wrote:
> Stoned Monkey wrote:
>
> <Big snip>
>
> Am I the only person who thinks that difool is playing people in these
> groups, and having a very good laugh at the length to which he is
> able to wind people up? I can understand people getting annoyed by
> people like Eep, but difool is just posting the same sort of stuff
> over and over, and getting a rise from people every time.
>
> I don't know why I'm bothering to post this because to tell you the
> truth I don't mind, I actually find it quite funny in small doses.

even if he is just taking the piss the quotes are still very funny

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On Fri, 14 Jan 2005 13:04:16 -0600, The Soliphist
<fatmanlittleboy@hotmail.com> wrote:

>Memnoch <memnoch@nospampleaseimbritish.ntlworld.com> wrote in
>news:bv4gu0lv9k1puuv61a1ffsjpsdg31dg9s8@4ax.com:
>
>> Reminds me a lot of a Doom 3 one I saw a while back. Even had a little
>> TFT screen on the front and below it was a mock up of one of those
>> airlocks in the game. Really well done.
>
>Link please? Thanks.

http://www.thebestcasescenario.com [...] log_1.html

I think I saw another site with better images but that's the one alright.

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"Dr C[AGHL]" <DRCowling99spam@hotmail.com> writes:

> what planet is this guy on??

With apologies to Gary Larson, "Same planet, different worlds."

Nick

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Stoned Monkey wrote:
> I've put a few down here please feel free to add more
>
> "YOU HAVE ACCEPTED STEAM!
> and every gamer who accept steam is weak, submissive and a coward"
>
> or
>
> "portrait of a valve gamer
> HAPPY AND VERY IGNORANT"
>
> or
>
> "VALVE is the "ruthless dictator" using his "war machine" STEAM
> I'm from the underground "resistance" which fights for freedom"
>
> or
>
> "everything is important when it comes to fight steam
> valve's has many powerfull weapons, so we must use everything we
> have!"
>
>
> or
>
> "its a complete humiliation what valve is making every gamer do"
>
> or
>
> "don't forget, valve took away "CHOICE"
> there is no "CHOICE" with valve, it has to be their way or none
> as a consumer don't you agree "CHOICE" is one of the most important
> things?"
>
> or
>
> "its disgusting making news of valve's pure propaganda "we are great
> we banned even more bandits", the media should simply ignore them
> and you really touch what is important, its so evident valve becoming
> "judge, jury and executioner" and steam gamers are helpless mice in
> valve cage ready to by fried"

i just found another great few quotes

"steam is in your brain like a virus in a computer
so get it out, unless you want to become another valve servant"

"i feel steam
is wrong and its damaging me
"

"for more about valve's evil plans please check the following posts"

the next one is one of my personal favourites

"with time steam will only get worse and worse and worse
its just like the chick from the movie exorcist"


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Thusly "Morgan Sales" <morgan.salesDIESPAMMER@ntlworld.com> Spake Unto
All:

><Big snip>
>
>Am I the only person who thinks that difool is playing people in these
>groups, and having a very good laugh at the length to which he is able to
>wind people up?

I think someone already proved that he's just trolling. But I mean,
who cares, the guy's funny.

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Thus spake "Morgan Sales" <morgan.salesDIESPAMMER@ntlworld.com>, Fri, 14 Jan
2005 21:39:34 -0000, Anno Domini:

>Mean_Chlorine wrote:
>> Thusly "Morgan Sales" <morgan.salesDIESPAMMER@ntlworld.com> Spake Unto
>> All:
>>
>>> <Big snip>
>>>
>>> Am I the only person who thinks that difool is playing people in
>>> these groups, and having a very good laugh at the length to which he
>>> is able to wind people up?
>>
>> I think someone already proved that he's just trolling. But I mean,
>> who cares, the guy's funny.
>
>That, he is.

And if he wasn't, he would've posted *something* in threads like this one in
his defense by now, but *nothing* is pretty conclusive proof in my books
he's a troll. QED.

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"difool" wrote

> now i'm a troll and steam is beautiful

Another quote for the list?