opligatory drunken posts

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howdeh

tonight i have not mixed the same dxink twice. i have hav a fariety fo
combination that has left me dased and confused, and without a woman
after not ever myan hlurs at the pub. oh well, a good night was had all
teh same amd not what the sum is coming up it s tie tfor met to got o
bed. nighty nbighty everybody.

Civliant-Tarvget

 

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Civilian_Target wrote:
> howdeh
>
> tonight i have not mixed the same dxink twice. i have hav a fariety fo
> combination that has left me dased and confused, and without a woman
> after not ever myan hlurs at the pub. oh well, a good night was had all
> teh same amd not what the sum is coming up it s tie tfor met to got o
> bed. nighty nbighty everybody.
>
> Civliant-Tarvget

*plonk*

 

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Walter Mitty wrote:
> *plonk*

Go for it. Fool.

Civilian_Target

 

[Farrell]

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On 23/01/2005 13:00, Walter Mitty wrote:
> Civilian_Target wrote:
>
>> howdeh
>>
>> tonight i have not mixed the same dxink twice. i have hav a fariety fo
>> combination that has left me dased and confused, and without a woman
>> after not ever myan hlurs at the pub. oh well, a good night was had
>> all teh same amd not what the sum is coming up it s tie tfor met to
>> got o bed. nighty nbighty everybody.
>>
>> Civliant-Tarvget
>
>
> *plonk*
you're new here, aren't you?

--
Capt

 

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On Sun, 23 Jan 2005 15:55:09 +0000, Farrell
<ask_in_the_newsgroupo@tfhl.net> wrote:

>On 23/01/2005 13:00, Walter Mitty wrote:
>> Civilian_Target wrote:
>>
>>> howdeh
>>>
>>> tonight i have not mixed the same dxink twice. i have hav a fariety fo
>>> combination that has left me dased and confused, and without a woman
>>> after not ever myan hlurs at the pub. oh well, a good night was had
>>> all teh same amd not what the sum is coming up it s tie tfor met to
>>> got o bed. nighty nbighty everybody.
>>>
>>> Civliant-Tarvget
>>
>>
>> *plonk*
>you're new here, aren't you?

Unfortunately not. He has elected himself the "Stay on topic or die"
nazi for the group.

Erik

 

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Farrell wrote:
>
> you're new here, aren't you?

Hi Capt

Actually, Walt has been here a while, but he has made it clear that he doesn't
hold with our traditions.

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Paul

 

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On Sun, 23 Jan 2005 20:59:19 -0000, "Paul Catley"
<paul.notreallymyaddress@hotmail.com> wrote:
>They are easily identifiable by their headers, so don't read them if
>they upset you so much.

That's the part I don't understand about these people. It's blatently
obvious that it has nothing to due with HL2 but then they feel the
need to read it anyway. Then, they complain about what they knew would
piss them off. What's so hard about skipping a post?

"If a post is never read, was it ever really written?"

Erik

 

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Farrell wrote:
> On 23/01/2005 13:00, Walter Mitty wrote:
>
>> Civilian_Target wrote:
>>
>>> howdeh
>>>
>>> tonight i have not mixed the same dxink twice. i have hav a fariety
>>> fo combination that has left me dased and confused, and without a
>>> woman after not ever myan hlurs at the pub. oh well, a good night was
>>> had all teh same amd not what the sum is coming up it s tie tfor met
>>> to got o bed. nighty nbighty everybody.
>>>
>>> Civliant-Tarvget
>>
>>
>>
>> *plonk*
>
> you're new here, aren't you?
>

Erm no. Just sick of laddish posts totally OT. Incidentally it was meant
as a bit of a double meaning. See if you can guess what it is.

--
Walter Mitty
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Useless, waste of money research of the day : http://tinyurl.com/3tdeu
" Format wars could 'confuse users'"
http://www.tinyurl.com

 

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"Walter Mitty" wrote

> Would you like me to let you all know every time I have a pint? Or take a
> leak? No? Thought not.

But We'd like you to quote properly if we got to stict to the "rules"

- Peter

 

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Peter Lykkegaard wrote:
> "Walter Mitty" wrote
>
>
>>Would you like me to let you all know every time I have a pint? Or take a
>>leak? No? Thought not.
>
>
> But We'd like you to quote properly if we got to stict to the "rules"
>
> - Peter
>
>

What rules?

Answer the question : would you like the world and his mother posting
here everytime they drink an alcoholic drink?

 

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"Walter Mitty"

> What rules?
>
The netiquette

> Answer the question

Why?

- Peter

 

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Peter Lykkegaard wrote:
> "Walter Mitty"
>
>
>>What rules?
>>
>
> The netiquette
>
>
>>Answer the question
>
>
> Why?
>
> - Peter
>

Because otherwise my OP stands as a valid choice ...

 

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"Walter Mitty"

> Because otherwise my OP stands as a valid choice ...

So does "Block Sender"

- Peter

 

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Peter Lykkegaard wrote:
> "Walter Mitty"
>
>
>>Because otherwise my OP stands as a valid choice ...
>
>
> So does "Block Sender"
>
>

I did. What's your point? I'm completely lost. Are you supporting random
posts about individuals drinking habits then? Maybe not. Anyway, this is
done to death.

 

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"Walter Mitty" wrote

> I did. What's your point? I'm completely lost. Are you supporting random
> posts about individuals drinking habits then? Maybe not. Anyway, this is
> done to death.

Oh sorry my mistake
I was under the impression that you'd like to waste your time on the finer
aspects of netiquette

- Peter

 

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Civilian_Target wrote:

> Go for it. Fool.
>
> Civilian_Target

Didn't we have the plonk thread here recently?
Maybe walter missed it.
I shall recap:
Saying *plonk* means you are on obsessed loser that is still a relative
usenet No0b.

gg

 

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Mi e' sembrato che sittingduck abbia scritto

>> Go for it. Fool.
>> Civilian_Target

> Didn't we have the plonk thread here recently?
> Maybe walter missed it.
> I shall recap:
> Saying *plonk* means you are on obsessed loser that is still a
> relative usenet No0b.

Sadly true.
--
Vilco
Think pink, drink rose'

 

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Mi e' sembrato che Paul Catley abbia scritto

> Obligatory Drunken Posts are a longstanding tradition in this
> newsgroup, Walt, established several years before you got here.

What???
I drink about one bottle of wine and two big bottles of beer a day,
and in the weekends this rate almost doubles.
So, could I write here about every booze I take? I hope not! Really!
OMFWDG!
--
Vilco
Think pink, drink rose'

 

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On 23/01/2005 18:59, Walter Mitty wrote:
> Farrell wrote:

>> you're new here, aren't you?
>>
>
> Erm no. Just sick of laddish posts totally OT. Incidentally it was meant
> as a bit of a double meaning. See if you can guess what it is.
>

nope, can't guess....

but, it's obvious you're relatively new if you're plonking Civ for an
ODP post...
mainly because it's AGHL tradition to make an Obligitary Drunken Post
(or how ever that word is spelt) when you're totally smashed.
It has been for many years. It will be for years to come.

Here, have 5 "I'm an AGHL tradtion newbie and I don't know it" points
with my compliments.

--
Capt

proud owner of:
a rare "You made me create a new point" point
1 AGHL Criminal Points (I did a BAD thing...)
1 AGHL Movie Quote Getter Point
1 "picky little ah heck" point
1 "I tried to cheat, but failed dismally" Point
2 1337 server admin points
2 AGHL Honesty points
2 "I read a stupidly long, pointless, post" points
2 "My Life is Empty Without Some" points
2 "Expended No Thought to Get THIS Quote" points
too "Oi carnt sppel poyntes porpulli" points
3 "I cheated the space time continuum" points
3 "I Know Too Much Monty Python For My Own Good" points
5 "I bitched about BT" points
5 "I cracked the nightmare puzzle that is Strider's movie quote" points
5 "I guessed that easy quote" points
5 'I killed a point' points
5 "P1n1(|K1+y |337 5p33|<3R" points
5 pot.kettle.black points
7 "I can remember the good old days of the Spectrum, C64, Atari etc." points
7 "MP Renegade- Not Scared of Black Helos" pts
7 "Reformat made me lose my original points sig" points
10 "I'm taking the Blues in a whole new direction" points
10 'Oh God... I have brought shame on my family by recklessly starting
another
Monty Python thread' points
10 "Royal Recommendation" points
10 "URL's are a mystery to me" points
15 "I spotted Bench's mistake" points
25 'Oops, I made a name-related pun... sorry everyone' points
(5 of them in a nice wooden case for display purposes)
40 AGHL points
50 "I can dot the pupil" Geek points
and 2 newborn baby celebration cigars

I give out:
"I actually read sigs" points
"wannabe picky bastard" points
"I'm a picky get" points
"I helped towards Capt's college course" points
"I like to use big words" points
"I went on a crusade and didn't bring any pressies" points
"I'm a point whore" points
"I've never heard of the delete key" points
"is that all the points you have?" points
"I remembered an obscure Capt quote" points
"as if point beggar points weren't enough" points
"inventive point name" point
AGHL HL2 returner points
"I'm an AGHL tradtion newbie and I don't know it" points

 

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"Farrell" <ask_in_the_newsgroupo@tfhl.net> wrote in message
news:35is6eF4n7nocU1@individual.net...
> On 23/01/2005 18:59, Walter Mitty wrote:
>> Farrell wrote:
>
>>> you're new here, aren't you?
>>>
>>
>> Erm no. Just sick of laddish posts totally OT. Incidentally it was meant
>> as a bit of a double meaning. See if you can guess what it is.
>>
>
> nope, can't guess....
>
> but, it's obvious you're relatively new if you're plonking Civ for an ODP
> post...
> mainly because it's AGHL tradition to make an Obligitary Drunken Post (or
> how ever that word is spelt) when you're totally smashed.
> It has been for many years. It will be for years to come.
>
> Here, have 5 "I'm an AGHL tradtion newbie and I don't know it" points with
> my compliments.
>
> --
> Capt
>
> proud owner of:
> a rare "You made me create a new point" point
> 1 AGHL Criminal Points (I did a BAD thing...)
> 1 AGHL Movie Quote Getter Point
> 1 "picky little ah heck" point
> 1 "I tried to cheat, but failed dismally" Point
> 2 1337 server admin points
> 2 AGHL Honesty points
> 2 "I read a stupidly long, pointless, post" points
> 2 "My Life is Empty Without Some" points
> 2 "Expended No Thought to Get THIS Quote" points
> too "Oi carnt sppel poyntes porpulli" points
> 3 "I cheated the space time continuum" points
> 3 "I Know Too Much Monty Python For My Own Good" points
> 5 "I bitched about BT" points
> 5 "I cracked the nightmare puzzle that is Strider's movie quote" points
> 5 "I guessed that easy quote" points
> 5 'I killed a point' points
> 5 "P1n1(|K1+y |337 5p33|<3R" points
> 5 pot.kettle.black points
> 7 "I can remember the good old days of the Spectrum, C64, Atari etc."
> points
> 7 "MP Renegade- Not Scared of Black Helos" pts
> 7 "Reformat made me lose my original points sig" points
> 10 "I'm taking the Blues in a whole new direction" points
> 10 'Oh God... I have brought shame on my family by recklessly starting
> another
> Monty Python thread' points
> 10 "Royal Recommendation" points
> 10 "URL's are a mystery to me" points
> 15 "I spotted Bench's mistake" points
> 25 'Oops, I made a name-related pun... sorry everyone' points
> (5 of them in a nice wooden case for display purposes)
> 40 AGHL points
> 50 "I can dot the pupil" Geek points
> and 2 newborn baby celebration cigars
>
> I give out:
> "I actually read sigs" points
> "wannabe picky bastard" points
> "I'm a picky get" points
> "I helped towards Capt's college course" points
> "I like to use big words" points
> "I went on a crusade and didn't bring any pressies" points
> "I'm a point whore" points
> "I've never heard of the delete key" points
> "is that all the points you have?" points
> "I remembered an obscure Capt quote" points
> "as if point beggar points weren't enough" points
> "inventive point name" point
> AGHL HL2 returner points
> "I'm an AGHL tradtion newbie and I don't know it" points


betcha he don't wear em....
just a hunch....
;-))

 

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Walter Mitty wrote:

> Answer the question : would you like the world and his mother posting
> here everytime they drink an alcoholic drink?

.... don't they? OK.. maybe their mothers don't but...

--
"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and
conscientious stupidity."

Martin Luther King, Jr.

 

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Screw the punks, I wanna hear from their mothers (and
grandmothers)....

On Mon, 24 Jan 2005 01:15:25 +0000, Shawk <shawk@clara.co.uk.3guesses>
wrote:

>Walter Mitty wrote:
>
>> Answer the question : would you like the world and his mother posting
>> here everytime they drink an alcoholic drink?
>
>... don't they? OK.. maybe their mothers don't but...



"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with
the intention of arriving safely in an attractive
and well preserved body, but rather to skid in
sideways, cigarette in one hand, favorite beverage in
the other, between the legs of a hot lady, body
thoroughly used up, totally worn out,and screaming
WOO HOO - What a Ride!"

I didn't compose this but I love it!!!

 

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Cannon Fodder proclaimed...

> Screw the punks, I wanna hear from their mothers (and
> grandmothers)....

Randy old skunk. You should leave some for us young folk.

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write a symphony? Can a robot take a blank canvas and
turn it into a masterpiece?"
"Can you?"

 

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Some of you young folk may not have even been if it hadn't been for
my many trips to your magic Isles....

On Mon, 24 Jan 2005 01:53:14 GMT, Strider
<email.given@thepoint.youasknice> wrote:

>Cannon Fodder proclaimed...
>
>> Screw the punks, I wanna hear from their mothers (and
>> grandmothers)....
>
>Randy old skunk. You should leave some for us young folk.



"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with
the intention of arriving safely in an attractive
and well preserved body, but rather to skid in
sideways, cigarette in one hand, favorite beverage in
the other, between the legs of a hot lady, body
thoroughly used up, totally worn out,and screaming
WOO HOO - What a Ride!"

I didn't compose this but I love it!!!

 

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Cannon Fodder proclaimed...

> Some of you young folk may not have even been if it hadn't been for
> my many trips to your magic Isles....

Ha!

There is no way something as handsome as me could have been spawned by
something as ugly as you!



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turn it into a masterpiece?"
"Can you?"