Australia is relatively Zombie free.

Eastern states look fine.

Imma drive to Canberra.

Population: Gillard, Abott and Brown.

 

(Gillard and Abott don't count as humans, and Bob Brown photosynthesises.)

We have plenty of churches in Adelaide, big crucifix, sharp wood stake and garlic neck... oh wait, this is a zombie attack. Run! I think I will be save in the posh suburb east of Adelaide. The posh zombies probably like their brain medium rare. Mine is all fried.

These are what you need.

http://zombietools.net/

^ I like her outfit.

Very nice.

Too over priced. ColdSteel, while not as niche market cool, are cheaper and effective.

That's Conan the Barbarian type steel. Check out the video of him chopping a Chevy truck hood in half. No blade damage at all.

Heheh I like the term "relatively" zombie proof.

I would like to make an argument that a mace would be the most efficient zombie killing tool. It never needs to be sharpened, and who uses blades to crush heads.

How about one of each?  

A mace is a bit clumsy. Sure, going one on one it'll work fine.. but taking on a couple at a time. A mace wouldn't be my first choice. I'd prefer a sword.

I really like The Deuce on that zombie tools page. If I had a few hundred buck to blow i'd pick that up. The Mack Daddy is also pretty cool. You could cleave a zombie in two with those suckers.

I'll stick to my guns. Got enough ammo to last long after being tired from swinging.

Dont forget, gunshots attract more zombies. At least according to The Walking Dead.  

I have this idea about how long a zombie could survive in the wild.....

So we know zombies have poor balance and aren't very sturdy on their feet. How often do you think they fall over? A few trips here or there and Im sure they would live. But a tumble down a hill or even a 10 foot fall will break bones and maybe they would even experience some head trauma and "kill" themselves. If they arent mobile this idea wont work but in the Walking Dead we do see them on the move more often than not.

Its really a numbers game after a while. How many times can a zombie fall down before they are crippled to the point of not being a danger or bump their head and kill themselves.

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It all started here
http://www.hulu.com/watch/4155/saturday-night-live-mass...

True.

Wouldn't they also all eventually decompose? Including their muscles? They would up just a mass of skeletons scattered around everywhere. Assuming you could live long enough to witness such a sight.  

@jaydee

 

I remember that episode. Seeing Chris Farley and Phil Hartman in the same skit, man that brought back memories.

Weve lost some great ones along the way, plus Belushi and sorrowfully Candy as well

This will be my weapon of choice:

http://mortalkombat.wikia.com/wiki/Kwan_Dao

I prefer regular daos.

 

I need the long pole. I recommend you to get a weapon with a long pole as well. You don't want to be too close with the zombie.

Watch 28 days later and 28 weeks later. The body fluid from the zombies are infectious.

All the more to shoot.  

I just found out last night I live next to a certified badass. I'm going to take taking instructions from him. The guy has done everything and his friends are the instructors on Top Shot.

Hell yeah! Take full advantage of that. I took a tactical handgun course years ago. It was 3 days and I learned a hell of a lot. Shooting accurately in awkward body positions, shooting on the run, out of breath, all kinds of shooting situations you could find yourself in, like drawing and shooting when sitting in a vehicle. It was really good stuff.

I did some tactical rifle training.. and I spent a couple hours last night talking to this guy. His passion to explaining and instructing was like nothing I saw before. He was explaining every little concept and why with example.

I have a feeling I'm going to learn a lot more than I could ever expect.

Now I think a flame thrower will probably work best.

Large area of damage, reasonable range, fuel in every gas station and silent.

Yes Mr Baker ... SIR !!

http://www.google.com.au/imgres?imgurl=http://cache.giz...


http://www.zombiezonenews.com/archives/best-zombie-kill...

The guy called David Brennan in the comments section here reminds me of OMG ...

 

My pref would be a L6 Katana ...