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1. It makes chipboard swell up, damaging the laminate of "quality" kitchen
units.
2. It makes me blind when I get on a bus on a cold day and my glasses
instantly cloud over.
3. Super-heated Steam really gets up my nose. And I've heard that it can cut
you in half without you even seeing it. Now THAT's a bastard.
4. It's sort of like Stream but spelled wrong.
5. It was replaced by the petrol engine, which, like, totally roolz, and
causes WAY more polution.
6. It's generally confused with water-vapour, and yet it has never made any
effort to address this popular misconception.
7. Yeah, that's right, it's actually INVISIBLE. I hate it because I want to
be invisible too. And I can't. As far as I know. Call it jealousy. I have
green eyes. Whatever.
Wow. I think the coffee made me write that. So, kids, you see what coffee
can do to you? A lesson for us all, I think.
1. It makes chipboard swell up, damaging the laminate of "quality" kitchen
units.
2. It makes me blind when I get on a bus on a cold day and my glasses
instantly cloud over.
3. Super-heated Steam really gets up my nose. And I've heard that it can cut
you in half without you even seeing it. Now THAT's a bastard.
4. It's sort of like Stream but spelled wrong.
5. It was replaced by the petrol engine, which, like, totally roolz, and
causes WAY more polution.
6. It's generally confused with water-vapour, and yet it has never made any
effort to address this popular misconception.
7. Yeah, that's right, it's actually INVISIBLE. I hate it because I want to
be invisible too. And I can't. As far as I know. Call it jealousy. I have
green eyes. Whatever.
Wow. I think the coffee made me write that. So, kids, you see what coffee
can do to you? A lesson for us all, I think.