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Auburn9698   11-25-2003 at 08:39:39 PM
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<A HREF="http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/11/25/offbeat.bath.law.ap/index.html" target="_new">Laws on the books in Kentucky:</A>

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- A state law that mandates people <b>bathe at least once in 12 months</b> is just one of many unusual statutes that are or have been on the books.

- Another state law, for example, stated that "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club."

The law was later amended with: "The provisions of this statute shall not apply to females weighing less than 90 pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds, nor shall it apply to female horses."


See, Kentuckians aren't so bad. At least they have to bathe once a year.

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shadus   11-25-2003 at 09:05:46 PM
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Wish they had the bath law here in ohio... jesus.

Shadus

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mrface   11-25-2003 at 09:07:23 PM
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yeah me too i can smell ya from here. :wink:


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TheMASK   11-25-2003 at 09:27:41 PM
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ROFL...i had read those laws before.. but they are funny nonetheless

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Snorkius   11-25-2003 at 09:38:26 PM
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I'm an outlaw in Kentucky. Har har har.

'Stinky Snork' I be called, the women-folk faint at my passing and grown men tremble with fear. The wee ones be frightened at the mere mention of my name. Half-legend half elusive truth, I be a plague on all the country-side.

<font color=blue>If the <font color=yellow>laurel</font color=yellow> is to big for your head, it becomes a hoola-hoop, and you have to keep your butt really busy.</font color=blue>

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Jake_Barnes   11-25-2003 at 09:49:31 PM
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Auburn - Of all people, someone from Alabama posted that piece - jesus, you should talk. I was born in Kentucky and went to undergraduate school there and can assure everyone that we often bathed more than once a year ... often!



<b> “Liberals have many tails and chase them all.” – H.L. Mencken <b>

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mrface   11-25-2003 at 09:54:44 PM
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FIGHT FIGHT!!!!

***pulls up chair and pulls out popcorn***


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Auburn9698   11-25-2003 at 10:07:55 PM
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Haha, I'm not <i>from</i> Alabama as in being a native. I'm a transplant that just happens to be stuck here right now. I was born in Missouri and came here by way of Texas, California, Utah, and Georgia.

So, anyway......

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Auburn9698   11-25-2003 at 10:27:10 PM
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:lol: Having been a little bit of a nomadic American up til now leaves me feeling like I don't have much of a strong claim to any state as my real state. So, another state-based insult bounces off my nomadic armor. MWAHAHAHA!

Pop open some beer to go with that popcorn. I can last in these state insult fights forever! Whoo-hoo!

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Snorkius   11-25-2003 at 10:27:18 PM
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>>I was born in Kentucky .......
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*points finger* HA HA HA HA HA! [/I might be a jerk but I'm NOT from Kentucky]

<font color=blue>If the <font color=yellow>laurel</font color=yellow> is to big for your head, it becomes a hoola-hoop, and you have to keep your butt really busy.</font color=blue>

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zpyrd   11-25-2003 at 10:48:07 PM
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A doctor on rounds in a rual Kentucky hospital visits an elderly lady's room for a routine morning exam.
The doctor asks the patient how their breakfast was this morning.
The patient answers "The breakfast was wonderful but the Kentucky jelly for my toast wasn't very good."
The doctor retorts "Kentucky jelly, I have never heard of that?"
The patient says "You can have my last package." Then hands the doctor a single use tube of KY Jelly personal lubricant.

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Auburn9698   11-25-2003 at 10:50:28 PM
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Haha! Sick!

Nice

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mrface   11-26-2003 at 01:19:50 AM
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wow you were born in misery... err... missouri?


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ksoth   11-26-2003 at 01:37:11 AM
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Hey, they're your state's laws... Can't get mad at that.


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zpyrd   11-26-2003 at 01:42:46 AM
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In Ontario it's legal for women to be topless in public places.
Problem is it is extremely rare to see a topless woman in public.
I don't understand why women don't want to freely show me their tits in the supermarket. I have even offered to weigh their mellons on the produce scales.

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ironmike   11-26-2003 at 02:57:39 AM
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PF first spelling was right.You know whats the best complement you can give a girl from Kentucky=nice tooth---not telling you where i am from---ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

The man of steel said that

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ironmike   11-26-2003 at 03:03:14 AM
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In Arkansaw its the law,they have to go top-less

The man of steel said that

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zpyrd   11-26-2003 at 03:18:09 AM
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I suspect Bill Clinton had something to do with that.

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ironmike   11-26-2003 at 03:26:05 AM
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Yep think he did---do you know why Christ was not born in Arkansaw,could not find 3 wise men and a virgin

The man of steel said that

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ironmike   11-26-2003 at 03:30:29 AM
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Actually i think the USA have 49 beautifull states(had to leave Kansas out i been through it)

The man of steel said that

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RCPilot   11-26-2003 at 03:35:06 AM
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I lived it for 18 looooong months!!!! Ew!!



Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS! :wink:

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mrface   11-26-2003 at 04:08:49 AM
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heh thats good.


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toxicogen   11-26-2003 at 10:30:47 AM
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Actually i think the USA have 49 beautifull states(had to leave Kansas out i been through it)

The man of steel said that



You're forgetting britain!!

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RobD   11-26-2003 at 11:50:53 AM
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Meaning what, exactly?

<font color=blue>"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered" - George Best</font color=blue>

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gothitbycar   11-26-2003 at 01:13:06 PM
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Here's another stupid law type thing

<A HREF="http://www.msnbc.com/news/998130.asp" target="_new">Here</A>

It's not really a law but its Los Angeles Officials telling manufacturers to change the Master and Slave on computers because its "unacceptable and offensive." Does any one find this completely unneccesary? This is an industry standard and some jack sues his company cause he saw those two words and now they want to change it. Sheese.

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Grub   11-26-2003 at 01:56:04 PM
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Now the fight REALLY begins!!!

It's all Bush's fault...all of it...

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RobD   11-26-2003 at 02:00:58 PM
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I'm rolling my sleeves up ready.

<font color=blue>"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered" - George Best</font color=blue>

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toxicogen   11-26-2003 at 02:04:54 PM
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I'm already running (trying to get a head start)

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RobD   11-26-2003 at 02:06:52 PM
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Run faster! ...*sub 4 minute mile coming right up*...

<font color=blue>"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered" - George Best</font color=blue>

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toxicogen   11-26-2003 at 02:15:44 PM
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Damn I knew I shouldn't have had that third helping of haggis.......*PANTPANT**BURP**PANTPANT*.....

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Grub   11-26-2003 at 02:16:36 PM
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Actually i think the USA have 49 beautifull states(had to leave Kansas out i been through it)

The man of steel said that



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You're forgetting britain!!




Not really...he said LOVELY states...


It's all Bush's fault...all of it...

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toxicogen   11-26-2003 at 02:17:59 PM
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I'm telling RobD on you!!!!!


If all else fails: Read The Manual

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RobD   11-26-2003 at 02:27:00 PM
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Right after I'm done with Toxicogen, you got to the top of my list, pal

<font color=blue>"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered" - George Best</font color=blue>

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Grub   11-26-2003 at 02:27:38 PM
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do your worst!!!

It's all Bush's fault...all of it...

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toxicogen   11-26-2003 at 02:29:51 PM
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Hmm if I overtake Grub I might get off the hook.

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RobD   11-26-2003 at 02:30:15 PM
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DIE FORUM GROUCH DIE!!!!!

<font color=blue>"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered" - George Best</font color=blue>

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Grub   11-26-2003 at 03:10:29 PM
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You do know that most of our national holidays are subtle ways of saying...THANK GOD WE FINALLY GOT AWAY FROM THAT UK WEATHER...

It's all Bush's fault...all of it...

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RobD   11-26-2003 at 03:17:44 PM
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Why you.....



Hmm, fair one actually. Been pissing down of rain all day.

<font color=blue>"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered" - George Best</font color=blue>

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WingDing   11-26-2003 at 03:26:27 PM
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Not a day to do your nude sunbathing on then.

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Grub   11-26-2003 at 03:27:24 PM
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Well, we may have nice weather, but you'll always have the Guiness brewery.

It's all Bush's fault...all of it...

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RobD   11-26-2003 at 03:29:16 PM
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There's never been a good day for that really. Not that it's ever stopped me.

<font color=blue>"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered" - George Best</font color=blue>

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RobD   11-26-2003 at 03:30:22 PM
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No, alas, that's Ireland. Why do you Wingy seems reluctant to move? ...*cries*...

<font color=blue>"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered" - George Best</font color=blue>

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toxicogen   11-26-2003 at 03:31:06 PM
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Holland still doesn't regret selling new york for a couple of islands and one guilder (dollars didn't exsist then)



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toxicogen   11-26-2003 at 03:33:06 PM
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Been pissing down of rain all day


How unexpected :eek:

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Grub   11-26-2003 at 03:33:39 PM
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Be that as it may, England has some damn fine beers. Whenever you get jealous of our sunny weather, remember that we're drinking Budweiser under that dome of sunshine...and things will kind of even out.

It's all Bush's fault...all of it...

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RobD   11-26-2003 at 03:35:53 PM
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Not you again!

<font color=blue>"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered" - George Best</font color=blue>

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RCPilot   11-26-2003 at 03:36:27 PM
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Speek for yourself! :wink:



Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS! :wink:

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RobD   11-26-2003 at 03:37:43 PM
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True. And to reinforce the point, I'm going to the pub tonight for a few pints of the black stuff. And of course, I'm going Thursday too. And Friday.

Mmmmm, Guinness.

<font color=blue>"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered" - George Best</font color=blue>

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WingDing   11-26-2003 at 03:40:26 PM
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Followed by some midnight nude sunbathing.

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RobD   11-26-2003 at 03:45:06 PM
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Yup. Y'know, depsite the fact I've been doing it for years, I've never ever gotten a tan. My skin must be highly resistant I suppose.

<font color=blue>"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered" - George Best</font color=blue>

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