Movie porno titles

Hey wingdin i might need your help here.... Try to think of a movie title (Any Movie) that could not be turned into a porno....

Some Dirty Ones
-2 Fast 2 Furious
-Holes
-Gone in 60 Seconds
-The dangerous lives of alter boys
-Captain Jackson
-Beauty and the Beast
...and so on...

Perverts make these movies....i swear...

I don't know English

ROFLMAO @ the Gone in 60 seconds hahahahahahahahhahah!!!

The one and only "Monstrous BULLgarian!"

i got that one on my beta max;

it is a good one.

<A HREF="http://www.cameronwilliamson.com" target="_new">-={Apostalic Alcoholic.}=-</A>

Gonna tape the third in the series this weekend.Ironmike does everything,west and east of Mississippi.Damn i am to old to be famous,but ill have to live with it.Bill gates watch out----Ironmike does microsoft and now named microhard

The man of steel said that

Bill Gates has put on some weight. It's no wonder the donkey was able to pin him down.
Did anyone ever find out why he was running around in a pasture with his pants down around his ankles?

<font color=red><i>Doctor Hooter</i></font color=red> <A HREF="http://www.page3.com/" target="_new"><b>(·Y·)</b></A>

Oh yeah the donkey got a piece of ass....human ass!

<font color=red><i>Doctor Hooter</i></font color=red> <A HREF="http://www.page3.com/" target="_new"><b>(·Y·)</b></A>

titanic, snatch, blue streak, big daddy, the bone collector and lock stock and 2 smoking barrels. just happen to be the first 6 dvds on my shelf.

Advertising (n): the science of arresting the human
intelligence for long enough to get money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock.

i think he handle it


<A HREF="http://www.cameronwilliamson.com" target="_new">-={Apostalic Alcoholic.}=-</A>

Humm RC that is interesting, could dress wifey up in all kinds of clothing from around the world. Forget it she said no just my luck.

The man of steel said that

No sence of humor at all, i am getting ready for work and there talkin rain, snow, sleet, etc. Looks like a fun day for me. No accumulation till friday, looks like a good day to take off,( fri. ). How you doin on snow up there, you havent used your sled yet have you.

The man of steel said that

heh the woods is always a good place


<A HREF="http://www.cameronwilliamson.com" target="_new">-={Apostalic Alcoholic.}=-</A>

Got a series of IronMike does it in a car, front and back seats of course again in younger years. The later years are more IronMike chases her around the house sets ha ha. Sending new memory back for rma, cant hit 250 FSB with it maybe next set will, hope any way. Time to get ready to go to the job and listen to the guys (younger) bitch that its only 38 degrees and there cold ha ha, 38 is a heat wave to you ha ha.

The man of steel said that

Ya PF its a great place till she gets chiger bites on her ass then its all your fault donchaknow ha ha.

The man of steel said that

ahhh. the memories;

man im a peice of [-peep-]

<A HREF="http://www.cameronwilliamson.com" target="_new">-={Apostalic Alcoholic.}=-</A>

Yes Sir, memories!

One time when we were camping, the kids were off doing there camping thing, we were sitting around camp & I decided to take one. She wanted it in the tent. Off we went. Now my sons were taught at a very early age if the bedroom door is closed, you better be half dead if you knock. So we just start getting into it & hear the kids ride back on there bikes. Next I here a real faint Mom! What? Stepped on a nail & it's bleeding a lot. I say, Well set down on the picnic table, we'll be out in a minute. She's never let me forget that!



Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS!

HAHAHAHA!! Always thinking with the little head I see RC?

<font color=blue>"If you want the rainbow, you’ve gotta put up with the rain. Do you know which philosopher said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she’s just a big pair of tits.” - David Brent</font color=blue>

Oh yea, no doubt about it. He's caused more than a few problems IMO



Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS!

No so sure man, otherwise he'd have stopped his career going down the crapper.

<font color=blue>"If you want the rainbow, you’ve gotta put up with the rain. Do you know which philosopher said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she’s just a big pair of tits.” - David Brent</font color=blue>

I like sayings & such. here's one of my originals I use on the boys when the Red Head gets on them.

She's your Mother. I can divorce her & be done with her. She'll still be your Mother though!!

They don't like it when I say that.

Another one I use.

If she's on you guys, she doesn't have time to deal with me!



Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS!

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Is 2^33634943 prime (more than 10Mil digits)? I will know in 2 weeks when <A HREF="http://www.mersenne.org" target="_new">Prime95 </A> finishes checking!