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mrface   12-03-2003 at 02:54:13 AM

On the package:

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The meat contained herein is for personal use only and not for sale. It is derived from animals that received ante and post mortem inspection and were found sound and healthy and have been inspected and passed as provided by law and regulations of USDA


Few things;

what the hell does for personal use only mean????

and the animal cant be healthy and sound if theyre dead.

LMAO...

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zpyrd   12-03-2003 at 02:58:33 AM
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Before an animal is slaughtered it has to be free from disease.
After an animal is slaughtered it has to be inspected to ensure that the contents of the gastric track have not been spilled onto any muscle.

I don't get the personal use statement. That is a bit weird.

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ironmike   12-03-2003 at 03:08:25 AM
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PhukFace i ate dog on a stick one time in Southeast Asia it did not have no warnings on it.

The man of steel said that

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Auburn9698   12-03-2003 at 03:38:37 AM
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Man, that stuff's good. Pemmican, too.

Reminds me. Gotta make some more homemade stuff sometime. That stuff was even better.

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mrface   12-03-2003 at 03:59:52 AM
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yeah i like homemade best and kindathink pemmican is crap though, not juicy enough.

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Auburn9698   12-03-2003 at 01:36:48 PM
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Aww, you're crazy. Stop being an ass clown.

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mrface   12-03-2003 at 01:39:34 PM
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AHHAHAHAHAHA thts good man. Ill never forget what you said when you saw it....

"dont be an assclown, huh?"

It was like you didnt belive when i told ya i was wearin that shirt, lol

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Auburn9698   12-03-2003 at 01:53:59 PM
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Naw, I believed ya, it was just kind of amusing to see <i>that</i> in enormous letters just begging for a blacklight. Kind of stressed the whole <font color=blue>ASS CLOWN</font color=blue> part a wee bit, too. :lol:

Is Jack Link's juicy enough? Cause all the bags of that I've had were probably just a tad drier than Pemmican. But, I mean, it IS after all, beef jerky. Dried beef. I mean, it ain't supposed to be <i>that</i> juicy. That's what spit's for. :wink:

I guess as long as everybody stays away from the Oberto.... *shiver*

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RCPilot   12-03-2003 at 01:55:16 PM
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ROTFLMAO



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mrface   12-03-2003 at 02:00:26 PM
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OOOOHHH if you ever mention oberto again I will ban you to be a wide reciever for brody croyle.

lol

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Auburn9698   12-03-2003 at 02:06:28 PM
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Yikes! I'd never get to score that way.

From now on I'll just refer to it as "That dog food jerky down the road."

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mrface   12-03-2003 at 02:08:46 PM
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at least you understand.

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JustPlainJef   12-03-2003 at 11:48:02 PM
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The little o is pretty crappy, but yeah, I gotta agree with Auburn that Beef Jerkey is suppose to be dry... The stuff my dad gets from the meat shop in WI is dry as a bone, but you take a small mouthfull and it lasts for like 15 minutes. Great for fishing... Alternating between that, a handfull of sunflower seeds, and beer and a smoke, beautiful! :smile:

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mrface   12-03-2003 at 11:58:55 PM
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i agree with all of those cept for the smoking, no cigs for me.

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RCPilot   12-04-2003 at 01:08:54 AM
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How about cigars? I got addicted to Cuban's in Mexico! I should be able to buy the bastages here. When I go to Canada I get right at them. :wink:

I do smoke cigarettes though!



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ironmike   12-04-2003 at 02:19:28 AM
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Give up the cigs. RC there bad for your health (cough,cough ). Hay PhukFace, remember we was talkin sex in the woods well try it on a 4 wheeler. The seats made just right for the right possitions ha ha. RC on the beach man would be great but seems like sand could get into places it should not get ha ha.

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ironmike   12-04-2003 at 02:21:35 AM
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Heard about the black flys to oooo they sound bad.

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ironmike   12-04-2003 at 02:28:35 AM
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PF whats this ass clown thing. What the heck did you have on your shirt?

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RCPilot   12-04-2003 at 02:37:50 AM
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Yea, the sand! The people as well. Thought I had that one figured out. The day I took her down there in the dunes. It was one of those misty rainy, kind of foggy mornings. Everyone was holed up in the campsites. I figured it was a perfect time. When she complained about the sand, I said doggie style! :smile:

However when the one ass on the dunes came over the berm we were behind walking his dam dog, well who could have planned for all of that? I looked before we went down is all I can tell you! :eek:



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ironmike   12-04-2003 at 02:44:32 AM
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Hay why they get so upset over being seen, not like they dont do it when you got kids and all ha ha. Mines the same way oooooo someone will see us ha ha.

The man of steel said that

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ironmike   12-04-2003 at 02:49:54 AM
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PhukFace is all mixed up on his hours, the good book says your suppost to sleep nights and work in the day time. Its in second mike....thou shall work in day light hours. If god wanted us to work at night we would have been born with sun glasses. Third mike says thou shall play on putter at night, PF is right on with that one

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RCPilot   12-04-2003 at 03:21:32 AM
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He's back assword right now.



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mrface   12-04-2003 at 03:37:25 AM
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heh,

I have a shirt that I bought off the wwe.com store(wrestling fan here) and it says in big letters on the shirt;

DONT BE AN ASSCLOWN.

Yeah I wore it to the ironbowl and thats how i told aubie he would know who i was, by wearing the assclown shirt.

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Flamethrower205   12-04-2003 at 04:06:06 AM
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lol. If for some reason I am to meet u, I request u wear the same shirt lol.

The one and only "Monstrous BULLgarian!"

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ironmike   12-04-2003 at 06:32:02 AM
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Same for me PhukFace. Still dont know what an assclown is though, is that a wrasslin guy?

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Flamethrower205   12-04-2003 at 06:36:21 AM
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I'm thinkin if u still a red long clown nose up ur ass so it stuck out, painted ur butt cheeks white with red dots and eyes, it's be an assclown.

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ironmike   12-04-2003 at 06:46:38 AM
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Hummmm ifin thats a ass clown maybe i dont wanna see it ha ha. My excuss for being up this late flammy is i could not sleep, what you doin another all nighter, or you got them girls tets on your mind ha ha

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mrface   12-04-2003 at 07:29:32 AM
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assclowns are evrywhere and are a needed part of natural society. some pll refer to them as darwin award winners.

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Auburn9698   12-04-2003 at 02:32:18 PM
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Yeah. Michael Jackson, Richard Simmons, the creators of American Idol, David Housel, Svol.....all examples of what it takes to be an ass clown.

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mrface   12-04-2003 at 02:34:56 PM
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we should make an assclown thread and everyone put theres down.

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RobD   12-04-2003 at 02:38:41 PM
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What, no Eden?

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mrface   12-04-2003 at 02:40:51 PM
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eden is a good guy i think we rag him too much sometimes

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Auburn9698   12-04-2003 at 02:40:59 PM
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Yeah, definite ass clown.

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Auburn9698   12-04-2003 at 02:42:49 PM
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He begs for it. And I'm only happy to oblige.

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RCPilot   12-04-2003 at 02:45:37 PM
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Skinny? = Assclown? = Posted? = I don't think so!! :lol:



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Auburn9698   12-04-2003 at 02:49:37 PM
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Oh, and lazy people who just sit at home, not working, torturing us poor working slobs with all the tales of how many beers they've had before lunch, how many they're going to have for lunch, and how many they're going to have after lunch....they're ass clowns, too.

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RobD   12-04-2003 at 02:55:43 PM
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He is a good guy, you're right, but he's also a good sport.

Actually, where is he these days? Haven't seen him around recently? Dammit, all the easy targets are leaving.

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RCPilot   12-04-2003 at 02:56:22 PM
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ROTFLMAO!!! I didn't know I had that effect. Hey, what do you do when you've been put out to Pasture?



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RCPilot   12-04-2003 at 02:58:46 PM
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He said he had some problems he was sorting out. That's about all I picked up on.



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RobD   12-04-2003 at 03:00:31 PM
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Damn, must have missed that. Hope he's OK.

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Auburn9698   12-04-2003 at 03:03:49 PM
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Yeah, Ede's a good sport.

Quote :

Dammit, all the easy targets are leaving.


At least flame's still here.

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RCPilot   12-04-2003 at 03:04:38 PM
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Myself as well.

I think it was more things going on in his life, not an illness, I believe.

Course I could be wrong.





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RobD   12-04-2003 at 03:05:33 PM
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True, but he's got skin like Rhino hide, nothing sinks in with him.

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mrface   12-04-2003 at 03:07:07 PM
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yeah i wont divulge any info he doesnt want me to but hes having some personal problems. If you want to find out its best if you ask him by pm him or email at ataraxis@hotmail.com

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Auburn9698   12-04-2003 at 03:07:32 PM
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Kinda like how he'll never get to sink his pecker into anything, huh?

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RobD   12-04-2003 at 03:09:05 PM
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He has alluded to some problems previously. I remember a few months ago when Grub bravely spoke out about some problems he was having, and all of a sudden it became a show and tell for everyone with their own problems (myself included). Eden mentioned mood swings I think, amongst others.

He's a sensible guy though, and I hope he's doing the right thing and taking care of himself.

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RobD   12-04-2003 at 03:10:41 PM
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Hehehe! Nice.

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RCPilot   12-04-2003 at 03:19:29 PM
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I've tried to stir up Flamey before myself. He does have thick hide IMO



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mrface   12-04-2003 at 03:21:00 PM
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thaTS cuz hes been rode more than sally slue

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RobD   12-04-2003 at 03:23:22 PM
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That's it! Finally. He's Svol's bitch.

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