worst movie ever

what is the worst movie anyone has had the misfortune of watching?

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Breaking the Waves

Worst movie ever! It was nominated for an academy award, I believe for best foriegn film, but boy was that a horrible movie. Acting was fine, the movie was worse than pulling teeth. Rent it on a first date if you want it to end real fast.

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Without a doubt, Traffic.

Boring, cliche, predictable, uninspired, and darn if it didn't feel like it was six hours long. And on top of that, perfectly wasted opportunities for violence and nudity that would have actually made sense to be in a movie for once instead of just thrown in for ratings.

If the opposite of pro is con, what is the opposite of productivity? Ground first.

i have to disagree with traffic. it fits is with the legality of drugs post. i don't think the film was supposed to be an action film. traffic the movie was about the futility on the war on drugs. it was supposed to show all the reasons why the war on drugs is stupid. i think that it was one of the more brilliant films i ever have seen. the way it was shot documentary style made the social commentary being told all the more effective. if sex and violence were what you looking for, then i guess traffic would have been boring. Besides benicio del toro did a hell of a job in that movie.

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Yea! I just rented traffic and Benicio was extremely good in it.

The worst movie I had to sit through was Little Nikki, god dam it sucked. I swear I would of left if I could of. The latest starwars was hard to watch also, I guess I needed to be 12 to enjoy em.

But the worst movie I ever saw had to be “The doom generation” (I think that’s what it was called). It was on cable one night and was so bad I couldn’t turn it off! It’s basically about 2 guys and 1 girl going around and unbelievable things just keep happing to em. And every where they go the chick is recognized by some guy she dissed. There was one seen where the rebel dude was telling the girl how he had Jesus tattooed on his ,well u know, when she asks why he says so I can say “do u want Jesus inside U?” Needless to say she found Jesus. And it just gets worse! The end is especially bad when the 2 dudes are “experimenting” waiting for the chick to come back and are discovered buy some anti gay rednecks who decide to cut off their hmmmmmmmm well u know, lets just say “Jesus” won’t be inside anymore. I know it sounds like a porn movie but it’s not.

That movie damaged my brain I’m pretty sure. I hope someone else has seen it to make me feel better that I’m not the only one who suffered through it.


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You guys don't seem to understand. The worst movie IS Breaking the Waves! There is no question about it. There was basically a riot in the movie theater when I saw it.

We are going to have to have a Forum homework assignment worth 5 pts. Everyonee has to watch that movie with their girlfriend/wife/cat... and report back as to your pain and misery.

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I really liked it, but you're not american are you? I can totally understand where you are coming from. When I lived in Europe I saw Independence Day in the theater. It was so awesome for me and I was laughing and having a good time while enjoying the battles etc. The people around me thought I was an idiot though since they either didn't understand anything, or they just couldn't relate to being an american. When I laughed at the jokes I was the ONLY one in a theater with easily 1,100 seats. It was a bit wierd actually, but screw it...

Pearl Harbor wasn't Saving Private Ryan either. Different types of movies. Nonetheless, like I've said before Pearl Harbor made me more mad at the Japanese than I got towards the Germans in Saving Private Ryan. Kind of odd I think...

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The Specials - failed parody of the Marvel Superhero genre.

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American movies suck like that. American's want to be the heroes so we make our movies just that way. It always kills me how we think WE won WWII. Oh well though, at least my kids will be raised to know better.

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Evolution was pretty damn funny.

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"It always kills me how we think WE won WWII."

I don't understand...what do you mean?



I wonder...what is the speed of gravity?

Killer Clowns from Outer Space by far has to have that title. Final Destination is a close second. Killer Clowns was on SciFi or some other broadcast network when I was home last. I caught bits and pieces of it, I couldnt stand to watch the whole thing. Final Destination just plain sucked, I was able to pick out everybody that was going to die in order throughout the whole damn movie. So much for a thiller, it was more like a game show. Whos the next contestant on you're dead next. The best part of that was it was an after hours showing at a small theather that on of my frat brothers was the manager of. Didnt have to pay for it and we could bitch as loud as we wanted about how much it sucked! The worst part was that there was a vote to decied what movie to watch, of which i was on the losing end. Movie democracy is not always good!

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Scream and I know what you did last summer were so so. But not totally crap like some of the others.


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Man are there a lot of posts to comment on here. I'll try to get them all in one reply.

Traffic: jmycal, I'm sorry, but it sucked. I know what it was supposed to be. I wasn't expecting action. I was at least expecting some interesting plot twist here or there and something original. There wasn't a shred of originality in that movie. It was like taking every single stereotypical cliche and making a movie about them where you can see every event happening a good half-hour away. It was highly uninspired. Anyone who was actually surprised by anything in that movie had to be monumentally nieve about drugs. Anyone who has ever spent any time with any side on drugs would have been bored to death with that movie. And the worst part is, there are plenty of things that could have been done to make it more interesting, but the script was so poorly researched (or written) that they just stuck to every cliche under the sun. Anyone involved with that movie should be ashamed to have been a part of it.

Lowlypawn, Star Wars Episode 1 was kind of boring because it was setting the stage for Episodes 2 and 3. Like any book or movie, the first part is going to be boring because all it really is is describing the setting, character introduction, and basic motivation for the plot. You can't look at any of the Star Wars movies singly, because they aren't so much sequels as they are chapters of a single story that without each other are virtually meaningless.

Episode 1: Introduction of Anakin Skywalker and the Sith.
Episode 2: The temptation of Anakin Skywalker by the Sith.
Episode 3: The fall of Anakin Skywalker into 'evil'.
Episode 4: The introduction of Anakin's son, Luke.
Episode 5: Luke's growth into a hero and the confrontation of son and father.
Episode 6: The redemption of Anakin by his son.
That is the basic fundamental storyline of Star Wars. As such, Episode 1 is going to be the most boring of them all, but is very important for laying the groundwork for Episodes 2 and 3.

The only exception to all of this is Episode 4: A New Hope because as the first of all of the Star Wars movies, it had to be more of a story in itself just to get people interested in the whole concept. It wouldn't have done any good to bore the audience. It had to be an attention grabber, and it was.

mastercat70, Swordfish was a letdown in many ways, but you have to admit that it was cool to see a well-played bad guy. Also, that explosion in the beginning was pretty cool. I wouldn't call Swordfish a bad movie, just perhaps disappointing if you happen to know anything about computers.

I hate movies about computers that are so grossly innacurate. Would it kill any movie writer to research computers or hire a computer specialist to help them with the script before making a crappy movie?

dhlucke, Evolution kicks butt. I loved it. I've heard so many people just call it a Ghostbusters knockoff. It makes me wonder if they ever even saw Ghostbusters. And then they complain about putting Duchovney in that role. Personally, I don't think they begin to understand the whole humor just from the irony of it. I agree with you and am glad that someone else found it funny. It was a great movie, and seemed pretty well researched at that. I couldn't find any reason to not like it.

In defense of The Faculty, it was a great commedy. Maybe it wasn't meant to be one, but you have to admit it was a pretty funny movie. I can't consider it a bad movie simply because of all of the laughs that it gave me.

That said, the following movies will never be considered bad by me:
Anything involving Godzilla, Mothra, or any of the other giants
CHUD and CHUD 2
The Stuff
The Blob
Kingdom of the Ants
The Food of the Gods (not sure if that was the exact title or not)
Kindgom of the Spiders (not sure about this title either)
And one I can't remember the title of, but it involved giant rats (or maybe they were shrews?) that were actually played by dogs.
I know that there are more, but my memory is going. It's already been a long Monday.

If the opposite of pro is con, what is the opposite of productivity? Ground first.

Thats the one!

I mean, okay it was supposed to be a crap story, but the actors could have done it well...maybe.

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What???

Just for showing off Halle Berry´s tits that movie should be considered a master-piece!!

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Learn from other´s! It´s cheaper and less painfull! :-D

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When I was in the theatres watching swordfish, I was about to leave but remembered that there was some good nudie... so finaly when it came up i stood up and yelled, "THANK YOU!!" then left.

I think I saw that movie! It’s the one where the kid teams up with a janitor that everybody thinks is retarded. But he is really brilliant and just acts that way to study people. Then he invents this device to chase rats away using ultrasonic sound but it only works on the aliens. I think when the kids got rebellious they took them to a lab and performed some operation like a lobotomy or something (As I write this the movie is coming back to me LOL). I remember some stupid ending with a bridge and a PU truck and all the aliens followed the janitor off the bridge. Yea, that movie sucked but it don’t hold a candle to “The doom generation”.


As for Battle field earth, that movie got the worst reviews on rotten tomatoes ever with a 5% LOL.

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Thx & cya


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ROFLMAO...Those reviews are awesome!!1

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The worst part is that Breaking the Waves got 100%. ARG, I hated that movie as did the other rioters in the theater.

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I saw Blair Witch alone in the theater on one of the first nights before I really knew anything about it. It scared the living crap out of me....

Saw it on DVD much later though and could understand how it would suck if you saw it after that.

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They should never have made a sequal. I rented it though on DVD and was mildly entertained by it's stupidity. I didn't have high expectations though. There was nothing else to rent though at the time and I can only watch the Matrix so many times in a row

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Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Wow, I didn't even look that up
Course, it's probably wrong.

Anyhow, I thought Swordfish was cool, even if Halle Berry wasn't in it (course, she improved it). The cinematography was great for an action movie, and the plot was pretty decent. I'd say more, but I don't want to give away the ending.

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