Airline Considering In-flight Games, Movies... and Porn

[JMcEntegart]

Ryanair chief executive Michael O'Leary is contemplating the development of apps that would allow passengers to play games, watch movies, gamble or even watch porn while they fly.

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[zak_mckraken]

Ah Jane, I missed your porn-related articles!

 

[borisof007]

A lot more people would join the mile high club

 

[alhanelem]

porn is everywhere even in the sky

 

[assasin32]

*Flight attendant* Put your hands up where I can see them. That line isn't just for cops anymore.

 

[darkchazz]

people will be able to masturbate privately in a plane soon...

 

[egidem]

Well, I say they go for it. It's hard enough browsing through their boring collection of movies, I say they let me watch some p0rn. What else am I supposed to do for hours???

 

[tychoblu]

Living it up while you're going down.

 

[ik242]

i would gladly settle for a bit more leg room. there need to be 3-4 inches more between seat rows...

 

[gsacks]

[citation][nom]ik242[/nom]i would gladly settle for a bit more leg room. there need to be 3-4 inches more between seat rows...[/citation]
That's a shame.

 

[mouse24]

porn on a plane? uh... yeah... i totally do not want to wake up on a long flight and see a socially awkward fat guy next to me fapping under a blanket

 

[stingstang]

"They could just as easily bring a DVD and laptop on board and watch for free. "
Damn, she knows!

 

[extremepcs]

[citation][nom]ik242[/nom]i would gladly settle for a bit more leg room. there need to be 3-4 inches more between seat rows...[/citation]

12-14" in my case.

 

[mouse24]

[citation][nom]ik242[/nom]i would gladly settle for a bit more leg room. there need to be 3-4 inches more between seat rows...[/citation]

im gonna go out on a limb here and assume you mean Feet

 

[AbdullahG]

Uh...I think I'll hold off on flying on planes...forever...
I don't want to see some guy jerking off, making noises, and bumping into my seat from behind...

 

[whysobluepandabear]

Porn should totally have a secluded section. I don't want the dude next to me watching porn, while little Billy is sitting next to him wondering why Mario is giving it to Princess Peach.

 

[whysobluepandabear]

[citation][nom]mouse24[/nom]im gonna go out on a limb here and assume you mean Feet[/citation]


3-4 ft is A LOT. I'm not sure what he means, but it's probably not ft. 3-4 would make them cut out like 10 rows - that, or some people would have to start riding on the ceiling. Ha.

 

[SoiledBottom]

Ok, here goes

1 - Stewardess I need some baby oil and extra napkins please.

2 - Can I change seats please, this one is very sticky

3 - Stewardess, can you lend me a hand for a moment

 

[cookoy]

well if airlines provide more legroom, i'd prefer to take a restful nap to recharge after going through all the airport hassles. but if everyone is bringing his own media device and playing them out loud without headphones, the noise would be rather distracting if not outright annoying.

 

[ickarumba1]

It would be on handheld devices

Considering what hands will be doing, I'm not touching one that's been used before.

 

[tacoslave]

next thing you know stewardess are going to have to turn up tricks to get a "bonus"

 

[Guest]

This would make more sense for Virgin airlines...

 

[amk-aka-Phantom]

[citation][nom]mouse24[/nom]porn on a plane? uh... yeah... i totally do not want to wake up on a long flight and see a socially awkward fat guy next to me fapping under a blanket[/citation]

You DO know they can STILL do it even if there's no pr0n? Besides, what's stopping them from viewing it on their own tablets/phones?

 

[amk-aka-Phantom]

I'm not talking about having it on screens on the back of seats for everyone to see.

Y U NO

They could just as easily bring a DVD and laptop on board and watch for free.

Wow. Jane, wake up... you're the one managing tablet news on Tom's! Viewing pr0n on a tablet is more convenient than on a laptop (and that DVD noise... distracting!) Or you just don't want to mention that this is the ONLY use tablets have?

 

[Rob423]

I don't fly much, But Hey... what the heck this sounds like some fun... Green light for Porn!