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Airline Considering In-flight Games, Movies... and Porn

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November 9, 2011 7:08:56 PM

Ah Jane, I missed your porn-related articles!
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November 9, 2011 7:14:13 PM

A lot more people would join the mile high club
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November 9, 2011 7:18:20 PM

porn is everywhere even in the sky
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November 9, 2011 7:26:27 PM

*Flight attendant* Put your hands up where I can see them. That line isn't just for cops anymore.
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November 9, 2011 7:32:10 PM

people will be able to masturbate privately in a plane soon...
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November 9, 2011 7:36:45 PM

Well, I say they go for it. It's hard enough browsing through their boring collection of movies, I say they let me watch some p0rn. What else am I supposed to do for hours???
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November 9, 2011 7:39:48 PM

Living it up while you're going down.
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November 9, 2011 7:43:55 PM

i would gladly settle for a bit more leg room. there need to be 3-4 inches more between seat rows...
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November 9, 2011 7:48:35 PM

ik242i would gladly settle for a bit more leg room. there need to be 3-4 inches more between seat rows...

That's a shame.
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November 9, 2011 7:51:02 PM

porn on a plane? uh... yeah... i totally do not want to wake up on a long flight and see a socially awkward fat guy next to me fapping under a blanket
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November 9, 2011 7:55:45 PM

"They could just as easily bring a DVD and laptop on board and watch for free. "
Damn, she knows!
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November 9, 2011 7:56:58 PM

ik242i would gladly settle for a bit more leg room. there need to be 3-4 inches more between seat rows...


12-14" in my case.
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November 9, 2011 8:02:14 PM

ik242i would gladly settle for a bit more leg room. there need to be 3-4 inches more between seat rows...


im gonna go out on a limb here and assume you mean Feet
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November 9, 2011 8:04:11 PM

Uh...I think I'll hold off on flying on planes...forever...
I don't want to see some guy jerking off, making noises, and bumping into my seat from behind...
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November 9, 2011 8:19:53 PM

Porn should totally have a secluded section. I don't want the dude next to me watching porn, while little Billy is sitting next to him wondering why Mario is giving it to Princess Peach.
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November 9, 2011 8:21:37 PM

mouse24im gonna go out on a limb here and assume you mean Feet



3-4 ft is A LOT. I'm not sure what he means, but it's probably not ft. 3-4 would make them cut out like 10 rows - that, or some people would have to start riding on the ceiling. Ha.
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November 9, 2011 8:32:27 PM

Ok, here goes

1 - Stewardess I need some baby oil and extra napkins please.

2 - Can I change seats please, this one is very sticky

3 - Stewardess, can you lend me a hand for a moment

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November 9, 2011 8:47:47 PM

well if airlines provide more legroom, i'd prefer to take a restful nap to recharge after going through all the airport hassles. but if everyone is bringing his own media device and playing them out loud without headphones, the noise would be rather distracting if not outright annoying.
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November 9, 2011 8:51:19 PM

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It would be on handheld devices


Considering what hands will be doing, I'm not touching one that's been used before.
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November 9, 2011 8:56:40 PM

next thing you know stewardess are going to have to turn up tricks to get a "bonus"
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Anonymous
November 9, 2011 9:02:08 PM

This would make more sense for Virgin airlines...
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November 9, 2011 9:07:55 PM

mouse24porn on a plane? uh... yeah... i totally do not want to wake up on a long flight and see a socially awkward fat guy next to me fapping under a blanket


You DO know they can STILL do it even if there's no pr0n? :D  Besides, what's stopping them from viewing it on their own tablets/phones?
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November 9, 2011 9:11:05 PM

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I'm not talking about having it on screens on the back of seats for everyone to see.


Y U NO

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They could just as easily bring a DVD and laptop on board and watch for free.


Wow. Jane, wake up... you're the one managing tablet news on Tom's! :D  Viewing pr0n on a tablet is more convenient than on a laptop (and that DVD noise... distracting!) Or you just don't want to mention that this is the ONLY use tablets have? :D 
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November 9, 2011 9:24:56 PM

I don't fly much, But Hey... what the heck this sounds like some fun... Green light for Porn!
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November 9, 2011 9:26:18 PM

do not, i repeat do not allow people to watch porn while flying....i would be really pissed off to be on a flight and for my child to see it....i am sure that people can wait to watch porn for when they get home
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November 9, 2011 9:43:44 PM

nebundo not, i repeat do not allow people to watch porn while flying....i would be really pissed off to be on a flight and for my child to see it....i am sure that people can wait to watch porn for when they get home


No joke - I've actually seen people watching porn in the back seat DVD players in their cars.
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November 9, 2011 10:01:02 PM

nebundo not, i repeat do not allow people to watch porn while flying....i would be really pissed off to be on a flight and for my child to see it....i am sure that people can wait to watch porn for when they get home


If we get a special section of the plane where people can watch p0rn, then we need to get a section for people who insist on bringing their small kids on the plane. Almost everybody hates screaming, hyperactive, fussy kids / babies and yet parents keep insisting on flying with them.

If you don't want to see any p0rn, or your kid to see it, that's fine with me. I just don't want to hear you (within reason) or your kid when I'm stuck for 16 hrs in the row ahead of you.
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November 9, 2011 10:12:47 PM

WhysoBluepandabearPorn should totally have a secluded section. I don't want the dude next to me watching porn, while little Billy is sitting next to him wondering why Mario is giving it to Princess Peach.

yea, yet the news covers rape and murder every day, and every show on tv, cartoon or adult, has violence, but o no, lets not have a kid see a boob, that may give him an idea.

in all seriousness, do people think that all porn is bestiality or something? look at what we allow kids to play, call of duty, where you are awarded for a kill count, and that's sociably acceptable, but god forbid they see sex, something they can actually do later in life almost anywhere with almost anyone over 18 (depending on where you live, could be lower or higher) that is the thing that will ruin a kid.

sorry if this was inappropriate, but the notion that a kid needs to be protected from everything is retarded to me, especially from something like sex.

nebundo not, i repeat do not allow people to watch porn while flying....i would be really pissed off to be on a flight and for my child to see it....i am sure that people can wait to watch porn for when they get home


wow, you must not let your kid play games of any kind due to violence, watch tv because of imatatable acts, or hell, god forbid the internet, because in less than 2 clicks on almost any google search, or any search, i can find porn.
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November 9, 2011 10:30:08 PM

Oh ... that just gives no meaning to the possibilities in the mile high club!
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November 9, 2011 11:04:52 PM

alidanyea, yet the news covers rape and murder every day, and every show on tv, cartoon or adult, has violence, but o no, lets not have a kid see a boob, that may give him an idea.in all seriousness, do people think that all porn is bestiality or something? look at what we allow kids to play, call of duty, where you are awarded for a kill count, and that's sociably acceptable, but god forbid they see sex, something they can actually do later in life almost anywhere with almost anyone over 18 (depending on where you live, could be lower or higher) that is the thing that will ruin a kid. sorry if this was inappropriate, but the notion that a kid needs to be protected from everything is retarded to me, especially from something like sex. wow, you must not let your kid play games of any kind due to violence, watch tv because of imatatable acts, or hell, god forbid the internet, because in less than 2 clicks on almost any google search, or any search, i can find porn.


It's not about seeing a boob, it's about watching some dude do a chick up her ass, then we all get to see some gaping holes etc....

I could care less about soft core porn - I'm talking about the hardcore stuff that is mostly just SICK. Have you heard of some of the weird crap people are into?
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November 9, 2011 11:07:24 PM

And what does it say about your character when you watch porn in public? Is your life that pathetic?


Sorry, I'm into free love and not censoring everything - but I get this horrible, pervy-wanker image in my head when I imagine some sicko watching porn next to me on an airplane.


Pervy guys is what turns me off - not the porn.
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November 10, 2011 12:06:50 AM

I'm all for not having to sit next to screaming babies. I think it would be awesome for planes to have the equivalent of a "Wet and Dry" section (no pun intended) like at sporting events. With anyone under 21 forced into the "Dry" section along with anyone who wants to be away from alcohol, porn, cursing or other "adult" situations. Everyone in the "Wet" section to the back of the bus, then pull the divider curtain.

You don't have to be a wanker to watch porn, and wankers don't have to wank it at the sight of porn, but I do find it hilarious that everyone gravitated to that subject immediately.
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November 10, 2011 12:22:18 AM

dalethepcmanYou don't have to be a wanker to watch porn, and wankers don't have to wank it at the sight of porn, but I do find it hilarious that everyone gravitated to that subject immediately.


I agree on this point. Porn is a form of entertainment. You can enjoy watching it without masturbating.
Although, I do agree that there should be a different section on the plane for this sort of material. Parents should be allowed to stop their 8 year olds from seeing this stuff before they're ready.
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November 10, 2011 12:43:46 AM

Who the hell watches porn for "entertainment"? Porn is for jerking off to, or getting in the mood for sex.

Only psychos watch porn for non fapping entertainment. And I am serious when I say that, I am not trolling. Only mentally disturbed sickos watch porn for entertainment.

Porn on airplanes?? Ugh please, if I see you watching porn on the plane I will embarrass the hell out of you and demand your sick ass be arrested for public indecency.
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November 10, 2011 12:44:14 AM

I really don't need the guy sitting next to me watching porn. Not because I'm offended by porn, but because I would find very uncomfortable.
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November 10, 2011 12:44:48 AM

Who the hell watches porn for "entertainment"? Porn is for jerking off to, or getting in the mood for sex.

Only psychos watch porn for non fapping entertainment. And I am serious when I say that, I am not trolling. Only mentally disturbed sickos watch porn for entertainment.

Porn on airplanes?? Ugh please, if I see you watching porn on the plane I will embarrass the hell out of you and demand your sick ass be arrested for public indecency.
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November 10, 2011 12:57:14 AM

O'Leary is always at this bullshit just to get in the news
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November 10, 2011 12:58:45 AM

These guys need to expend energy into making bigger planes at lower cost. I'm tired of squeezing myself into their tiny seats. I'm 5"10 & 200lbs. I'm by no means fat. But those seats are incredibly uncomfortable. I'd give up all free in flight entertainment for better seats.
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November 10, 2011 2:32:24 AM

PORN ON AIR
I think airhostesses would PLEASE don't masturbate while take off and landing........... THANK YOU
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November 10, 2011 2:33:46 AM

And also
THANK YOU FOR ENJOYING IN OUR AIRLINES
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November 10, 2011 3:35:27 AM

Porn? Let's keep the cabin free of that...it can wait until you check into a hotel.
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November 10, 2011 3:40:53 AM

Someone really needs to hack the in-flight wifi so we can connect for free.
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November 10, 2011 5:50:04 AM

WhysoBluepandabearIt's not about seeing a boob, it's about watching some dude do a chick up her ass, then we all get to see some gaping holes etc.... I could care less about soft core porn - I'm talking about the hardcore stuff that is mostly just SICK. Have you heard of some of the weird crap people are into?


if only you knew me in real life... yea i know all the weird crap people can be into, probably more so than you.

i do agree that i didnt think of every kind of porn out there, but i can almost guarentee that no one is going to be watching a life scaring porn on an airplane, you know, the kind of porn you dont admit you ever watched, let alone, know exists.

now as for doing it up the butt (really have no idea how far language can go before its reportable, other wise i would say more graphic things) i would rather my kids (never going to have any due to my genetics, but thats besides the point) think that anal is the only way to have sex, no risk of pregnancy. it could even be a life lesson for some girls if they saw it, it may even make them want smaller men in the future if they saw some gape porn.

realisticly, even if you have a problem with them seeing it, for the most part you can explain everything away, so long as its not a max hardcore porn, away with a "to some people that feels good, and so long as they consent, who cares"

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November 10, 2011 5:50:41 AM

snowpeakWho the hell watches porn for "entertainment"? Porn is for jerking off to, or getting in the mood for sex.Only psychos watch porn for non fapping entertainment. And I am serious when I say that, I am not trolling. Only mentally disturbed sickos watch porn for entertainment.Porn on airplanes?? Ugh please, if I see you watching porn on the plane I will embarrass the hell out of you and demand your sick ass be arrested for public indecency.

Agree....


People who watch porn for "Entertainment", need their f'ing heads checked out. I seriously got that sort of mentality out of my mind after 7th grade. I was actually watching so I could learn what to do, so when the time presented itself, I wouldn't be lost. I sorta wanted to give her that "Wow" factor instead of "Damn, he sucked and didn't have a clue what to do".

So yeah, that's my reasoning - what is yours if you sit there like some creeper and watch porn like it's a sitcom?
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November 10, 2011 5:56:20 AM

alidanif only you knew me in real life... yea i know all the weird crap people can be into, probably more so than you. i do agree that i didnt think of every kind of porn out there, but i can almost guarentee that no one is going to be watching a life scaring porn on an airplane, you know, the kind of porn you dont admit you ever watched, let alone, know exists. now as for doing it up the butt (really have no idea how far language can go before its reportable, other wise i would say more graphic things) i would rather my kids (never going to have any due to my genetics, but thats besides the point) think that anal is the only way to have sex, no risk of pregnancy. it could even be a life lesson for some girls if they saw it, it may even make them want smaller men in the future if they saw some gape porn.realisticly, even if you have a problem with them seeing it, for the most part you can explain everything away, so long as its not a max hardcore porn, away with a "to some people that feels good, and so long as they consent, who cares"

It's the fact that instead of music, games, movies, books or good ole sleep, you instead prefer to get horned up in a tin (I know aluminum) can and meanwhile are sitting in VERY close quarters with kids, infants and everyone else.

It's WEIRD and not even remotely right. Now, I know we can get started on this whole idea of "Your interpretation of what is weird or not and what is right or wrong varies from person to person", but if we're going to have a civilized society, we've all pretty much agreed upon wearing clothes and not just humping random strangers when we get an "Urge". Watching some hardcore porn on an airplane with 150+ people sitting withing ft of you, is WEIRD as hell. You might as well just strip naked and bust it out at that point.


I think that falls under addiction - not being able to go without porn for a few hour plan trip?


God, what do people do at work? Fap in the bathrooms during lunch break?
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November 10, 2011 7:12:47 AM

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God, what do people do at work? Fap in the bathrooms during lunch break?

lmao.
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November 10, 2011 7:26:41 AM

SoiledBottomOk, here goes1 - Stewardess I need some baby oil and extra napkins please.2 - Can I change seats please, this one is very sticky3 - Stewardess, can you lend me a hand for a moment


haha 10/10 :) 
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Anonymous
November 10, 2011 4:45:11 PM

Great?...Now I will have to start packing my huge fleshlight when I travel. Econo,Business, Redlight class perhaps.
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November 10, 2011 9:12:28 PM

WhysoBluepandabearIt's the fact that instead of music, games, movies, books or good ole sleep, you instead prefer to get horned up in a tin (I know aluminum) can and meanwhile are sitting in VERY close quarters with kids, infants and everyone else. It's WEIRD and not even remotely right. Now, I know we can get started on this whole idea of "Your interpretation of what is weird or not and what is right or wrong varies from person to person", but if we're going to have a civilized society, we've all pretty much agreed upon wearing clothes and not just humping random strangers when we get an "Urge". Watching some hardcore porn on an airplane with 150+ people sitting withing ft of you, is WEIRD as hell. You might as well just strip naked and bust it out at that point. I think that falls under addiction - not being able to go without porn for a few hour plan trip? God, what do people do at work? Fap in the bathrooms during lunch break?


to your work question, yes they do, some people have a smoke break, some people crank one out, its a stress relief thing. i dont do it personally, but know enough people who will admit it, and have heard it happen next to me... granted it stopped after a torrent of liquid... well, lets just say the sounds coming out of my stall no one could carry on with that next to them...

now, last time i was on a plane, this was 15 years ago, so i was small, you couldn't see over the seats even adults, to be able to see a computer screen, so you can rule out people behind and in front being exposed, not people to the left or right, ill assume at most 2 people are, and correct me if im wrong but cant you get a divider or something to shield from others view? i at the very least know a product exists souly for the purpose of blocking out light outside for personal computer use, could use one of those.

and the fact some may decide to fap... i have to bet that very few people would fap at their seat, as to do it in public like that requires a fetish in voyeurism, humiliation, and a need for adrenalin. trust me when i say that they would go to the bathroom for 5-10 minutes, and it wouldn't be any different than normal for them, because basically whatever relieves stress, so long as you arent effecting others, they allow.

now the last way that someone could be effected would be someone pitching a tent. now as a guy myself, this can happen with or without porn.
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