Little computer help please

Ok here it goes , being as its winter time here i wanted to overclock my 500 duron to 5 gigs. but i didnt want to buy extra cooling fans and heatsinks. After noticeing that ice was forming on lakes i got a great idea. What i did was cut a 4 inch diameter hole in the wall connecting to outside ( as i figured all that cold air outside was going to waste ) then i run a 4 inch dia. flexable pipe to the back of my computer. It was working great but i had forgotin to put screening over outside of pipe and the damn birds started building nests inside my computer . I was gonna just leave it alone as it was running great but something happened and caught the nests on fire. I ran and got my trusty red fire extengisher took the side off and put the fire out. What a mess i had and not knowing what to do i took it to the kitchen sink and sprayed it out with the hose spray thingy . It cleaned it up real good and after drying it out with wifeys hair dryer , and installing screening on outside of pipe pluged every thing back in and fired that beast up. Walla every thing working great and it even seems to run a little cooler. It really looks neet with the sparky things flying around inside also , but heres my problem. Its a asus mamma board with that voice recorder thing and when it goes into windows instead of playing the windows music that voice thing comes on and calls me a dumb a/ss. Now i wanna keep that sexy female voice on ( she gets me hot ) but i dont want her calling me a dumb a/ss. So is there any way i can get her to say ...hi there you sexy stud muffin. Any help out there please.



The man of steel said that

What planet was the ice forming on the lakes outside ?

Barton 3200+ 400MHz
A7N8X Deluxe
Liquid
2x512 KinstonHyperX PC3200
GeForce FX5900
Maxtor DiamondMaxPlus9@80Gig
SONY CD 52x
SONY RW 52x/24x/52x
SONY DVD 16x/40x

To get her to drooling over you, you need to ramp that CPU to 7 gigs. 5 gigs? Bah, amateurish! Make it 7 and she'll talk dirty to you, all night long.

<font color=blue>"If you want the rainbow, you’ve gotta put up with the rain. Do you know which philosopher said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she’s just a big pair of tits.” - David Brent</font color=blue>

O boy , o boy , o boy . Shes going to 9 gigs. want a little more then talking....get outa the box you sexy thing.

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Humm thats an idea , hope its long enough.

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You gotta be kidding , i live wayyyyy south of you and we a gettin snow .

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Rc where are you at ( eating , computer , or snow mobileing ). I need a little help here.

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Full marks there Mike! Females are indeed known as birds. Going out on the pull during my army years used to be known as "birding".

<font color=blue>"If you want the rainbow, you’ve gotta put up with the rain. Do you know which philosopher said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she’s just a big pair of tits.” - David Brent</font color=blue>

Ahhh yes birding , such a fine sport indeed. Doesnt even require a lot of protective equipment.

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... A good eye ... and some head cover ought to do it ...



<b> “Liberals have many tails and chase them all.” – H.L. Mencken <b>

No snow here I wish this Forum would let me post JPG's I have a HP 720 3.3 Meg Pixel camera and Dock sitting right on top of my Monitor. I own it but I use it for High resolution pictures I take of projects down on the shop floor.

Barton 3200+ 400MHz
A7N8X Deluxe
Liquid
2x512 KinstonHyperX PC3200
GeForce FX5900
Maxtor DiamondMaxPlus9@80Gig
SONY CD 52x
SONY RW 52x/24x/52x
SONY DVD 16x/40x

Ya -14 celsius...no ice there at all. Thats sunbathing weather.

The man of steel said that

Man, sounds like you've gone as far as you can on air cooling.

I think you need to go with water. If the wifey has an ice machine in the refer, why don't you steal that water line for your use of getting 8 gig out of her. Wifey won't notice there's no ice, IMO



Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS!

RC you getting a little jumpy yet , more snow is on the way.I had a good time ( burp ) at the party last night.

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I thought you was maybe on the road heading for the snow.

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Yes not only did i think about ya , i even ate some of them ole big jumbo shrimp for ya ( burp ) , you really enjoyed the to. I did not eat one of them new york strips for ya , but i ate a slice of prime rib for ya that you really enjoyed.

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I hear ya. Well it's one of those things you put off until you need it. Just found out that he needs a couple of springs & we've got to order them. Didn't know that or we of had them here already.

[burp] Good move on passing the strip for the rib!! Tasted real good too!!! [/burp]



Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS!

That's my favorite. I take a slab of prime rib & them cover it with jumbo shrimp!! Hold the potato & salad!!! Eat my way down & head back for more. I haven't been able to eat like that in awhile though.



Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS!

I even stayed latter then i was going to , when i seen the guys start argueing i left ha ha. I have been volunteered for grandson watching today as wife and daughter are going shoping. I will be in trouble this afternoon when they get back because where already planing a Mikes and Coles amazing adventure which includes stoping ate a fast food restaurant. The grandaughter is over at the other grandpas ( he just had knee surgery on both knees ) and we will stop there and challenge him to a fight ( think we can whip him now if he will shut up his whining )

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Mike - where exactly do you live - and where is that food place - you're killing me here ...



<b> “Liberals have many tails and chase them all.” – H.L. Mencken <b>

...*telephone rings*...

Hello, British Airways? I want a flight to IronMike's now, and I mean RIGHT now goddamit!

...*stomach rumbles*...

Jake, I'm feeling your pain, I truly am.

<font color=blue>"If you want the rainbow, you’ve gotta put up with the rain. Do you know which philosopher said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she’s just a big pair of tits.” - David Brent</font color=blue>

I haven't laughed that hard in a long time, my wife wanted to know what was going on so I read it to her and busted out laughing to tears all over again. Thanks Mike that was a great birthday present, 51 today and enjoying every minute of it. ROFLMAO Ryan

RC he is 6 years young , we goofed around a little then i asked him what he wanted to eat , he looked at me with them big eyes and said ice cream ( understand his momma dont let them have ice cream much ) and i said lets go get some. We stopped and i got him a couple burgers ( which are still sitting on the table now ) and a ice cream , after that i said what else do you want and he replyed more ice cream so we got more ice cream....ha ha ha. Now his momma is gonna be mad at me but thats better then me being mad at me . We finally got home and he is now asleep ( napping ), his two burgers are sittin on the table.
Now as for Robb and Jake they didnt miss much unless they like ice cream....ha ha.

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Sod your hurting my feelings , i am sitting here about 1000 miles ( a guess ) south of you and its been snowing all day and i am wearing heavy coats. Your from the great white north , its suppost to be cold and snowy there....not here. Ahhh well youl get your turn in the barrel i am sure ha ha ha.

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I have tried recording over that sexy voice , but , it just dont sound the same when a gravelly deep voice says hi there you sexy stud muffin. Still open for suggestions.

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