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Reply to zpyrd

Quote :

aweeee daaaaaamn....

oh well




<b> “Liberals have many tails and chase them all.” – H.L. Mencken <b>

Reply to Jake_Barnes

Quote :

Best of Scamtron Thread


The end.

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Reply to Auburn9698

Quote :

Oh Mandy well,
you came and you gave without taking,
but I sent you away.
Oh, Mandy well,
kissed me and stopped me from shaking,



<b> “Liberals have many tails and chase them all.” – H.L. Mencken <b>

Reply to Jake_Barnes

Oh, sorry ...
That was Barry Manilow - my bad ...



<b> “Liberals have many tails and chase them all.” – H.L. Mencken <b>

Reply to Jake_Barnes

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Not "the Manilow" lyrics, please, anything but...

<font color=blue>"If you want the rainbow, you’ve gotta put up with the rain. Do you know which philosopher said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she’s just a big pair of tits.” - David Brent</font color=blue>

Reply to RobD

I said I was sorry ...



<b> “Liberals have many tails and chase them all.” – H.L. Mencken <b>

Reply to Jake_Barnes

I don't think you are. I think you're quite relishing this, damn you.

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>

Reply to Auburn9698

He has quite an in depth knowledge of the huge-nosed one's songs. Scary.

<font color=blue>"If you want the rainbow, you’ve gotta put up with the rain. Do you know which philosopher said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she’s just a big pair of tits.” - David Brent</font color=blue>

Reply to RobD

Yeah, I bet he doesn't even have to read the words off his little album pamphlets any more.

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Reply to Auburn9698

His fan club number is 0000001.

<font color=blue>"If you want the rainbow, you’ve gotta put up with the rain. Do you know which philosopher said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she’s just a big pair of tits.” - David Brent</font color=blue>

Reply to RobD

:lol: :lol:

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>

Reply to Auburn9698

There are more hideous things than BM lyrics...

like THIS

Quote :


I'm Gonna Make A Change,
For Once In My Life
It's Gonna Feel Real Good,
Gonna Make A Difference
Gonna Make It Right . . .

As I, Turn Up The Collar On My
Favourite Winter Coat
This Wind Is Blowin' My Mind
I See The Kids In The Street,
With Not Enough To Eat
Who Am I, To Be Blind?
Pretending Not To See
Their Needs
A Summer's Disregard,
A Broken Bottle Top
And A One Man's Soul
They Follow Each Other On
The Wind Ya' Know
'Cause They Got Nowhere
To Go
That's Why I Want You To
Know

I'm Starting With The Man In
The Mirror
I'm Asking Him To Change
His Ways
And No Message Could Have
Been Any Clearer
If You Wanna Make The World
A Better Place
(If You Wanna Make The
World A Better Place)
Take A Look At Yourself, And
Then Make A Change
(Take A Look At Yourself, And
Then Make A Change)
(Na Na Na, Na Na Na, Na Na,
Na Nah)

I've Been A Victim Of A Selfish
Kind Of Love
It's Time That I Realize
That There Are Some With No
Home, Not A Nickel To Loan
Could It Be Really Me,
Pretending That They're Not
Alone?

A Willow Deeply Scarred,
Somebody's Broken Heart
And A Washed-Out Dream
(Washed-Out Dream)
They Follow The Pattern Of
The Wind, Ya' See
Cause They Got No Place
To Be
That's Why I'm Starting With
Me
(Starting With Me!)

I'm Starting With The Man In
The Mirror
(Ooh!)
I'm Asking Him To Change
His Ways
(Ooh!)
And No Message Could Have
Been Any Clearer
If You Wanna Make The World
A Better Place
(If You Wanna Make The
World A Better Place)
Take A Look At Yourself And
Then Make A Change
(Take A Look At Yourself And
Then Make A Change)

I'm Starting With The Man In
The Mirror
(Ooh!)
I'm Asking Him To Change His
Ways
(Change His Ways-Ooh!)
And No Message Could've
Been Any Clearer
If You Wanna Make The World
A Better Place
(If You Wanna Make The
World A Better Place)
Take A Look At Yourself And
Then Make That . . .
(Take A Look At Yourself And
Then Make That . . .)
Change!

I'm Starting With The Man In
The Mirror,
(Man In The Mirror-Oh
Yeah!)
I'm Asking Him To Change
His Ways
(Better Change!)
No Message Could Have
Been Any Clearer
(If You Wanna Make The
World A Better Place)
(Take A Look At Yourself And
Then Make The Change)
(You Gotta Get It Right, While
You Got The Time)
('Cause When You Close Your
Heart)
You Can't Close Your . . .Your
Mind!
(Then You Close Your . . .
Mind!)
That Man, That Man, That
Man, That Man
With That Man In The Mirror
(Man In The Mirror, Oh Yeah!)
That Man, That Man, That Man
I'm Asking Him To Change
His Ways
(Better Change!)
You Know . . .That Man
No Message Could Have
Been Any Clearer
If You Wanna Make The World
A Better Place
(If You Wanna Make The
World A Better Place)
Take A Look At Yourself And
Then Make A Change
(Take A Look At Yourself And
Then Make A Change)
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
Na Na Na, Na Na Na, Na Na,
Na Nah
(Oh Yeah!)
Gonna Feel Real Good Now!
Yeah Yeah! Yeah Yeah!
Yeah Yeah!
Na Na Na, Na Na Na, Na Na,
Na Nah
(Ooooh . . .)
Oh No, No No . . .
I'm Gonna Make A Change
It's Gonna Feel Real Good!
Come On!
(Change . . .)
Just Lift Yourself
You Know
You've Got To Stop It.
Yourself!
(Yeah!-Make That Change!)
I've Got To Make That Change,
Today!
Hoo!
(Man In The Mirror)
You Got To
You Got To Not Let Yourself . . .
Brother . . .
Hoo!
(Yeah!-Make That Change!)
You Know-I've Got To Get
That Man, That Man . . .
(Man In The Mirror)
You've Got To
You've Got To Move! Come
On! Come On!
You Got To . . .
Stand Up! Stand Up!
Stand Up!
(Yeah-Make That Change)
Stand Up And Lift
Yourself, Now!
(Man In The Mirror)
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
Aaow!
(Yeah-Make That Change)
Gonna Make That Change . . .
Come On!
(Man In The Mirror)
You Know It!
You Know It!
You Know It!
You Know . . .
(Change . . .)
Make That Change.


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Reply to shadus

I like that ...



<b> “Liberals have many tails and chase them all.” – H.L. Mencken <b>

Reply to Jake_Barnes

I hear Lucifer is warming up a seat for you. Right near the furnace.

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>

Reply to Auburn9698

That's just........ horrible. Make it stop.

<pre>Fredi, how about a sticky Nimble Knuckle title if he does it again?</pre><p><font color=blue>"If you want the rainbow, you’ve gotta put up with the rain. Do you know which philosopher said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she’s just a big pair of tits.” - David Brent</font color=blue>

Reply to RobD

Jake, I'm sorry, I can't be your friend anymore.

My fingers are bleeding from cuting and pasting that tripe.

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Reply to shadus

After that I may just get tossed in.

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Reply to shadus

Don't make me whip out the ween. It wouldn't be pretty.

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Reply to shadus

That's ok (you bastard), here's a little something to make you feel better: <b>Queen Latifah:</b>

Quote :

Alright listen, I'm back again cause that's what you required of
Me steady rhyming, and I'm so sick and tired of
Being forced to put suckers in their place
You make me mad enough to punch you in the face
But I'm not trying, so never sound like I don't bone to pick with you
Show and prove that you can stand on your own two
I speak the poetry, dissing those who keep on quoting me
Try to play me, cease it, you don't know me
So smile in my face, behind my back take a line or two
I'm not an idiot, so who you think you lying to?
Queen Latifah's here to lay the law down
So speed it up or shake it around because it's a showdown
The 45 King is arising, suprising, hypnotising star, he's up to par
So I hope you've prepared yourself for what you're in for
This is Latifah's Law




<b> “Liberals have many tails and chase them all.” – H.L. Mencken <b>

Reply to Jake_Barnes

...*passes out in horror*...

<font color=blue>"If you want the rainbow, you’ve gotta put up with the rain. Do you know which philosopher said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she’s just a big pair of tits.” - David Brent</font color=blue>

Reply to RobD

You have no shame, you scoundrel.

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>

Reply to Auburn9698

Alrighty, now you've done it... phear my <b>ween</b>.

Quote :


When you lie, kiss your baby bye bye bye
And if you're true, the whole wide world will laugh with you
When we see nothing's wrong with you and me
Time will tell, it might even bring a wedding bell

If you think that I'm a loser
Well you suck, 'cause you know I ain't nothin' but a user
Of your love I can't get enough
Girl it's true, the whole wide world is smiling with you

Push th' little daisies and make 'em come up [4x]

Sometimes I know, and sometimes I'm on the go
But I'm comin' back, so don't give me no flack, yeah
It's all you, and it's me too
And it's your world, you's the girl, you's the girl
Happier than [-peep-], things that might go click with me
Click with you, is that love? Is that love, ohhh...

Push th' little daisies and make 'em come up [8x]

Watch the little daisies grow, little daisies grow
Now just push th' little daisies and make 'em come up
Watch them grow, watch them grow
As I push the little daisies and make 'em come up
Make 'em come up, make 'em come up,
Make 'em come up, say

Push th' little daisies and make 'em come up [7x]



Edit: and feel lucky you can't hear the crazy bitch sing the song... it's more horrible than being forced to listen to a MJ anthology for a week solid.

<A HREF="http://www.lochel.com/THGC/html/shadus.html" target="_new">Shadus</A><P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by Shadus on 12/18/03 09:28 AM.</EM></FONT></P>

Reply to shadus

You do realise that you're going straight to hell for that, don't you? You are now beyond redemption.

<font color=blue>"If you want the rainbow, you’ve gotta put up with the rain. Do you know which philosopher said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she’s just a big pair of tits.” - David Brent</font color=blue>

Reply to RobD

Quote :

I think you're quite relishing this, damn you.


You know he is, IMO

I call it Forum Held Hostage to his diabolical mass posting scheme! :eek:

It's getting closer & closer I feel.

Could be a long Xmas holiday this year. :smile:



Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS! :wink:

Reply to RCPilot

Had to go see my physical therapist for work on my wrist (surgery just over 2 weeks ago). He gave me some exercises to do - like I don't already work that wrist a couple of times a day ...

We'll anyway, while I do those *cough* therapeutics - thought everyone might enjoy a little light listening entertainment:

Good people: Mr. Entertainer, <b>Wayne Newton</b> and <i>Danke Schoen</i>

Quote :

Danke Schoen, Darling, Danke Schoen. Thank you for all the joy and pain. Picture shows, second balcony, was the place we'd meet, Second seat, go Dutch treat, you were sweet.
Danke Schoen, Darling, Danke Schoen. Save those lies, Darling don't explain. I recall, Central Park in fall. How you tore your dress, what a mess, I confess. That's not all.
Danke Schoen, Darling, Danke Schoen. Thank you for walks down Lover's Lane. I can see, hearts carved on a tree. Letters inter-twined, for all time, yours and mine, that was fine.
Danke Schoen, Darling, Danke Schoen. Thank you for seeing me again. Though we go on our seperate ways, Still the memory stays, for always, my heart says, Danke Schoen.
Danke Schoen, Oh Darling, Danke Schoen. I said, Thank you for seeing me again. Though we go- on our seperate ways, Still the memory stays, for always, my heart says, Danke Schoen.
Danke Schoen, Auf Wiedersehen, Danke Schoen


Enjoy ...







<b> “Liberals have many tails and chase them all.” – H.L. Mencken <b>

Reply to Jake_Barnes

Nurse, the straight jacket please.......

<font color=blue>"If you want the rainbow, you’ve gotta put up with the rain. Do you know which philosopher said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she’s just a big pair of tits.” - David Brent</font color=blue>

Reply to RobD

I second that!!



Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS! :wink:

Reply to RCPilot

You guys are getting the cheap posts - I'm doing all the work here ...


<b> “Liberals have many tails and chase them all.” – H.L. Mencken <b>

Reply to Jake_Barnes

Well!!

A little limp wristed there, I see! :wink:



Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS! :wink:

Reply to RCPilot

I'm telling you it's prescribed physical therapy ...



<b> “Liberals have many tails and chase them all.” – H.L. Mencken <b>

Reply to Jake_Barnes

Yea, Um Hum!!! Ok, if you say so!!

My physical terrorist never proscribed any of that for me!! :mad:



Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS! :wink:

Reply to RCPilot

Well, when it comes to exercising my wrist, I'm *cough* highly motivated ...


<b> “Liberals have many tails and chase them all.” – H.L. Mencken <b>

Reply to Jake_Barnes

Understand, understand!

My therapy involved a twisting motion not a stroking motion though IMO :lol:



Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS! :wink:

Reply to RCPilot

Man, I'm getting gun shy about posting to you! :wink:

I know the clock is ticking & your just abut to pull the pin on that Grande! :eek:

Course nimble knuckle would go right along with

Quote :

Well, when it comes to exercising my wrist, I'm *cough* highly motivated ...


Wouldn't it?



Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS! :wink:

Reply to RCPilot

You folks don't have to worry - I will not spam while Wingy tells his special Christmas Eve/Santa story ...

But yea - less than 15 to go - or should I say 515 till redemption ...


<b> “Liberals have many tails and chase them all.” – H.L. Mencken <b>

Reply to Jake_Barnes

That's good. Wingy's story is worth it for sure.

Looks like today is the day then!



Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS! :wink:

Reply to RCPilot

<--- Hey Jake... *grins evily* A little religion in the poll section never hurt anyone!

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Reply to shadus

Ok! What`s she doing...???




dan

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Reply to pike

Congrats man - it's ok to exhale now ...


<b> “Liberals have many tails and chase them all.” – H.L. Mencken <b>

Reply to Jake_Barnes

You gotta be edging up to the dread title pretty quick now though... muahaha.

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Reply to shadus

You need pills.

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