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pIII_Man   12-30-2003 at 04:59:36 AM

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No lies! Happy measuring :smile:


If it isn't a P6 then it isn't a procesor
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RCPilot   12-30-2003 at 05:10:20 AM
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Something is wrong with the poll, It doesn't record my vote.

Then there's the other thing, what no 12"? 11 + just dosen't give full credit to a Man with a foot of swinging dick IMO :wink:




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dhlucke   12-30-2003 at 05:20:36 AM
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Or us poor guys who have to carry the burden of a 13.5"er.

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RCPilot   12-30-2003 at 05:20:55 AM
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Another question is a Viagra hard on counted, being drug induced & all??? That sh-t will make it so hard it will chip steel IMO

Might gain an inch or so on it, food for thought!!! :lol:



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dhlucke   12-30-2003 at 05:21:57 AM
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Put your vote and hit enter. He didn't close his tag.

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dhlucke   12-30-2003 at 05:23:11 AM
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Yeah, I get an extra inch from a good BJ as well so we need to specify a time to measure. Is it a cold day? Is she hot?

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RCPilot   12-30-2003 at 05:23:32 AM
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Yea, I've always said a foot of cock is enough for any Man. It has it blessing & curses IMO



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dhlucke   12-30-2003 at 05:25:07 AM
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Yeah, I hate it when a sit on it though. Or worse yet when I'm tieing my shoes and it gets in the way.

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RCPilot   12-30-2003 at 05:33:07 AM
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There are a lot of variables & science that come into play as well. You got that right for sure.

What about girth? You got a guy that's as big around as a beer can, but 4 inches long. What have you got then? Come to think of it Coors beer cans have less girth that Bud beer cans have, but hold the same 12 oz.'s. So now WTF

This could get complicated fast IMO



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pIII_Man   12-30-2003 at 05:33:11 AM
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Ok...i posted another...BTW lets keep it clean...no lies.


If it isn't a P6 then it isn't a procesor
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pIII_Man   12-30-2003 at 05:35:42 AM
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Female or porn induced only...no drugs..

If you are flabby its your loss we are talking about usable area so dont push down the ruler to make it seem larger. Oh and if it matters...this is with foreskin pulled back...


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dhlucke   12-30-2003 at 05:37:27 AM
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Where are we measuring from? Start at the cornhole?

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dhlucke   12-30-2003 at 05:38:32 AM
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Right, but if I pull out during sex I'll be bigger than I ever am just doing it on my own. So this is unfair.

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RCPilot   12-30-2003 at 05:38:55 AM
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I have a problem getting out of the shower myself. Towel is to far away to reach it. So I shake off like a dog. Trouble is it gives me these nasty bruises on both sides of my hips. Makes it hard to get around with hips bruised up like that IWO



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pIII_Man   12-30-2003 at 05:42:00 AM
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Hmm could that be because of the compression of a pussy? Oh well its not a perfect science...


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dhlucke   12-30-2003 at 05:43:12 AM
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ROFL!!!

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dhlucke   12-30-2003 at 05:43:55 AM
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Yeah, you're trying though. It's a good start. See my handicapp suggestion.

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pIII_Man   12-30-2003 at 05:46:12 AM
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should we start a poll on the sciences of genetal measurment?




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RCPilot   12-30-2003 at 05:49:17 AM
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ROTFLMAO Flabby, no!!! In Great shape! Probably twice your age or more though!!! You'll have a Viagra day for yourself when you get a little more mileage on you & learn what hard really means. That will make me so hard that it pulls all the loose skin on my body to it. My wife woke me up talking to me & I was asleep. She said my eyes were wide open, course that Viagra was still doing it's job IMO So why waste it, gave it to her for waking me up!! BaaaHaaaaHAAAAAAAAA







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dhlucke   12-30-2003 at 05:51:43 AM
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I'm serious though. There's a difference between when you measure.

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RCPilot   12-30-2003 at 05:52:40 AM
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Quote :

should we start a poll on the sciences of genetal measurment?


Wouldn't that be called Urology (SP?)? LMFAO



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pIII_Man   12-30-2003 at 05:54:17 AM
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I have not observed this...although i have never measure durring or right after sex. However for simplicity lets make it porn induced...


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pIII_Man   12-30-2003 at 05:55:08 AM
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OMG lol


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RCPilot   12-30-2003 at 05:59:15 AM
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Oh yes there is a lot of difference in measurement.

I've always wondered what it would be like getting hard in the space shuttle in orbit. Would weightlessness expand that baby?

Brings up another question. With all the women that have flow on the shuttle, I wonder who was the first astronauts to get in on in space??? Now you know it's happened, but we don't know who did it, Hum!!!!



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zpyrd   12-30-2003 at 05:59:19 AM
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Do you have a micrometer I can borrow?
And a microscope?
And a surgical suit lamp?


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pIII_Man   12-30-2003 at 06:01:29 AM
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/me hands over digital micrometer

Go for it bud...use these tweazers to get it hard.


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dhlucke   12-30-2003 at 06:08:52 AM
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Ok, we should have it all uniform.

Laser level to keep it level.
Everyone measure at noon PST.
No drugs.
Porn induced by page 27 of November 1983 National Geographic.

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RCPilot   12-30-2003 at 06:12:12 AM
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Well there's a problem with a laser level.

This thing of mine curves off to the left when it's hard. Hell, I don't know, must have been one of those Viagra session bent it for some unknown reason!!



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zpyrd   12-30-2003 at 06:20:05 AM
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My micro penis curves to the left too but that is probably caused from the 20+ years of jacking off with my left hand. :lol:

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pIII_Man   12-30-2003 at 06:36:00 AM
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Use a flexible ruler...such as the one for sewing...or a tape measurer if you are in a jam.


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RCPilot   12-30-2003 at 06:46:29 AM
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Well that's not my problem, I'm right handed IMO

Think the last time I had to beat it off was at the Dr.'s to make sure the vasectomy worked & I was sterile. Try that one on for size!!! Go get your nuts cut & come back in 2 weeks to give a fresh sample. Nurse hands you a porn mag & shows you where the bathroom is.

Come to think about it I couldn't get it up then. Was worried about a camera behind the mirror. So I called in the wife (she didn't want no more kids, I was the one to get cut on) & told her to get to humming on it. I think that's been the only time I've had to pull it to get it in the cup.

Once that was finished, Dr put some on a slide & put it under the microscope & showed me there were no more swimmers swimming around anymore.

Now I go by The One Mr. Seedless!! Motto being, I can poke fun at her all day long, but she can never take it serious!! :lol: Got watch it though, women are attracted to that idea IMO

I've always wondered if we would show up on a video somewhere IMO



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RCPilot   12-30-2003 at 06:49:36 AM
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ROTFLMAO

I'm lauging so hard I can't hardley read the tube!!

I'm haveing way to much fun with this thread :lol:

I'll take a recent measurement if need be IMO :lol: :lol:



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zpyrd   12-30-2003 at 06:51:06 AM
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I had the big V done last June in the Dr.'s office.
I took the stand and told the wife I wasn't jacking off in a cup.

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RCPilot   12-30-2003 at 06:55:15 AM
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So did you get a BJ at Dr.'s office like I did???

WTF, I tried Honey :lol:



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RCPilot   12-30-2003 at 07:01:14 AM
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Or did you do it in the parking lot, in a rubber & carry it in under your arm pit???

They said that was an alternative IMO but mine was in the winter & they thought it would cool to much!!!

Talk about having you by the balls :lol:




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pIII_Man   12-30-2003 at 07:25:57 AM
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Where does the cum go? I mean does it all build up in the testies or something...do you have to drain them? lol


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dhlucke   12-30-2003 at 07:28:08 AM
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It's semen without sperm.

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pIII_Man   12-30-2003 at 07:33:16 AM
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i know but what happens to the sperm? I assume its still being produced...where does it go if you never empty it?


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dhlucke   12-30-2003 at 07:35:08 AM
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It ends up in your stomach so in you end up eating your own sperm.

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dhlucke   12-30-2003 at 07:36:48 AM
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Quote :

WHERE DO THE SPERM GO?
Sperm continue to be produced in the testicles after the operation but they are harmlessly absorbed by the stomach in the body.




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pIII_Man   12-30-2003 at 07:40:07 AM
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Ah...so with abstenance we all eat cum...sexy...kinda

I hope none of my freinds/family see my history...lol they would get pretty curious seeing that i looked at a vasectomy factsheet.



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zpyrd   12-30-2003 at 08:04:53 AM
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I never sent a sample to be checked.
Actually I forgot the sample container at the doctor's office.
After the procedure the doctor gave me a lab requisiton and a sterile container for the sample. All I had to do was jerkoff at home and bring the sample to a local lab for a serum test.
A lot of the guys I work with (six that I know of) have had their nuts cut off. Only one of the six sent in a sample.
The urologist I saw takes his time and sews off each end of each vas to prevent them from rejoining. He also did it that way so it is easily reversed. The downside of having the vas stiched to the inside of the scrotum was my testicles were hanging and pulling on where the vas was stiched.
I had the vasectomy done in the doctor's office. He did the 'no scalpel technique with local anesthetic'. He poked a small 1/4" hole in my scrotum, fished out each vas, snipped each one, and sewed each cut end to the inside of my scrotum. Clamped the hole for 5 minutes (no stiches to close the hole) then put on a bandaid and gave me a prescription for codeine and told me to go to the pharmacy next door to get an athletic support.
Damn glad I got the athletic support.

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shadus   12-30-2003 at 02:12:16 PM
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Your planning on getting down and measuring samc or sod huh?

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jihiggs   12-30-2003 at 08:10:14 PM
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[-peep-] that man, im never getting that done.

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zpyrd   12-30-2003 at 08:47:49 PM
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Jeez you want numbers?
If I told how small my pecker was I would have to eliminate THGC from the Internet.

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dhlucke   12-30-2003 at 09:16:53 PM
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Some of my friends are getting it done. From what I understand their balls get to be the size of grapefruits afterwards.

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zpyrd   12-30-2003 at 09:23:22 PM
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That's a bit exaggerated. My bag was about the size of an orange for a couple days.

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dhlucke   12-30-2003 at 09:35:14 PM
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Won't they be relieved. LOL. I think the big day for one of them is next week. He's not happy.

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