Yikes! New Computer System Can Read Your Emotions

[exfileme]

Researchers from the Universidad Carlos III de Madrid has developed an emotion-reading AI.

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[NightLight]

i hope it doesn't get paranoid!

 

[AbdullahG]

It can see into my soul...

 

[dontknownotsure]

omg I see pedo detecting computer on the horizon

 

[N.Broekhuijsen]

OMG CRY AAAHH THE AI WILL TAKE OVER NOOOOO....

Oh shut up already! It's just detecting a bunch of preset criteria

 

[IClassStriker]

now put a machine gun on it and let it protect us... LOL

 

[dontknownotsure]

now make machine that display emotion and let them annihilate each other lol

 

[qhoa1385]

then it better know when I'm horny to put on some girl on girl action...

 

[ta152h]

I can't detect my emotions, I don't know how a computer will.

 

[dameon51]

But can it play Crysis?

 

[tanjo]

It'll be having a hard time on someone with speech problems.

 

[pent5ht]

It can automatically make me rage quit when im raging in games and im about to rage quit. haha

 

[Benihana]

Once they get one that can display emotions, I'm putting two of these face to face to see what happens.

 

[alyoshka]

Probably nuke the rig..... before one of them could frown...

 

[JOSHSKORN]

I wonder if it would quietly uninstall Call of Duty games if it detects you're a little....ya know....crazy.

 

[Marco925]

Computer: "PLEASE DONT THROW ME"

 

[back_by_demand]

You spend 3 hours typing a letter, then the system crashes before you save it, after you reboot the system says:-

I detect you are unhappy

...no shit Sherlock...

 

[LORD_ORION]

This computer brought to you by the porn industry....

 

[dalethepcman]

Needless to say, if this AI goes commercial, we might as well kiss human tech support -- whether it's local or based overseas -- goodbye. Adios.

Tech support includes much more than answering questions over a phone. If everyone knew how to use Google, we could already kiss that kind of tech support goodbye. Hell half the questions my family ask I can type into Google and hit "I'm feeling lucky" and its the answer top their tech problem.

 

[secretxax]

[citation][nom]Marco925[/nom]Computer: "PLEASE DONT THROW ME"[/citation]

LOLZ! >

 

[11796pcs]

[citation][nom]dameon51[/nom]But can it play Crysis?[/citation]
Why do we keep thumbing people like this up? Yeah I like Crysis too, but this article isn't even related to video games or PC hardware.

 

[secretxax]

[citation][nom]11796pcs[/nom]Why do we keep thumbing people like this up? Yeah I like Crysis too, but this article isn't even related to video games or PC hardware.[/citation]

It was just a joke. Gosh, get a sense of humor, will you?